I bought 100 shares of Microsoft a year ago, sold it in March, made $1000..And used to $1000 to upgrade my computer to replace MS-DOS and MS-Windows with Linux! :) Sweet Revenge? If this stupid telnet app could POSSIBLY be any lamer I'd give it an award y, take this tip...when you want to stuff a potato in your underwear to make you look endowed you don't put it in the back... Hmm Sex is like a bridge game - If you have a good hand no partner is needed. i blew another speaker dads gettin pissed... its fuuni part of it shot accroos teh room [[Red]!jmunos@phoenix.phoenix.net] Yea I'm a jerk so what? [[Red]!jmunos@phoenix.phoenix.net] And I'm a lamer too [[Red]!jmunos@phoenix.phoenix.net] I'm like to fuck people of my own sex..... [[Red]!jmunos@phoenix.phoenix.net] Yea [[Red]!jmunos@phoenix.phoenix.net] What u made this public? [[Red]!jmunos@phoenix.phoenix.net] uhoh [GTuHopLai!godson@sun1.raritanval.edu] So what that I like to annoy little kids [GTuHopLai!godson@sun1.raritanval.edu] So what the the cops are after me? [GTuHopLai!godson@sun1.raritanval.edu] see if I care? [GTuHopLai!godson@sun1.raritanval.edu] u suck [GTuHopLai!godson@sun1.raritanval.edu] guess what? I'm a bot like all [GTuHopLai!godson@sun1.raritanval.edu] what? oh jesus it's hard to read [GTuHopLai!godson@sun1.raritanval.edu] How did Iknow this was puclic? JUST to let everyone know, I'm a hardcore Mac user, I use a PowerBook everyday, so don't fuck with me. hey immy you fruity ass msg . dude, DO HER!@#%^$%& fuck *** FlashMan changes topic to "4 out of 5 kitties prefer ceiling fan rides to dishwasher rides." pryz is the admin of a floating turd =) irc.turd-float.com i CAN NOT believe i just typed rm -r * in the root dir if you send the first letter form each line of the ending credits through a UUDecoder it maks a porno pic of Nala giving Simaba a Blow Job <[GLiTCH]> Welcome to Hell sinner, here is your 386SX with Windows and Doublespace. <[GLiTCH]> I am Dyslexsic of Borg, Prepare to have your ass laminated. [edog] Football is my sport if you want me msg me or if you love me or if you are bored Gorn is probably some system deep in some forest sitting in an abandoned mine running on a 2 volt battery sonic i could call u for a sex but I still say "capt'n'crunch is the pimp of all cereals and foods" hewwo I am cuddly bear no yer not you are the spawn of satan and you know it *** Toasty has changed the topic on channel #teenparty to "Bother," said Pooh as his rubber woman sprung a leak. reck is lord vader irc op and can kill people by thinking about it Hey I am not limp USE ERECT O VAC!! SHUT the hell UP AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH Glddragon, no need for me to borrow you're Erect o vav You can keep it I got it from your mom My mom got it from you Mom I'mmm baaaacccckkkk Its LIMP-O-BOY!!! WITH HIS TRUSTY ERECT-O-VAC BAnz Help me MAn Before My Small brain blows Up *** juan15 has changed the topic on channel #Teenparty to "get in the bed so i can hump u" The .edu accounts kick ass You get unlimited storage Perfect for your #3waysex pics FUCK OFF SMOOTHY YOU FUTHERMUCKIN MORONIC BELLIGERANT FIEND OF UTTER AND COMPLETE INFANTILE AND PAINFUL AND HORRID SATANIC DEATH..... you poo-poo penith head oh wrong channel * awaken squeezes Daed's hand and he farts I WANT YOUR SMELL banz put me on the bot's list.... yah tha shitlist :*( but...but...i ... i love.. you... you stupid fat ugly whore you bitch *** Toasty has changed the topic on channel #Teenparty to Tatoo Parlor Hell: "There are 2 o's in Bob, right?' since mcs.net unbanned me..they deserve a few million bots <_TraderSS> split, doom is like sex , you never know what room your gonna get it in! *** _TraderSS has changed the topic on channel #liquid to Split Says sex is like a box of chocolates, He hAs Neither [LiQuId8!wek@ix-tac-wa3-11.ix.netcom.com] BANZ HELP [LiQuId8!wek@ix-tac-wa3-11.ix.netcom.com] PLEASE HURRY HELP [LiQuId8!wek@ix-tac-wa3-11.ix.netcom.com] GRIMLANS ARE COME THERE GONNA GOBBLE ME UP [LiQuId8!wek@ix-tac-wa3-11.ix.netcom.com] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [LiQuId8!wek@ix-tac-wa3-11.ix.netcom.com] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU NIGGGAAAZZZZ!!! GOT NO LEGS TALKING ABOUT LETS KICK IF!!! FUCK YOU!! FOOL!! YAH OK rS Hey rS People Can Help You ok * Toasty kills his mom hmm d'0h bad timing x=mas was around he corner fuck there goes my presents this has been a trying day...full of netsplit...and massbans... and the McGinty's...Thats hard enough by itself... nicks... are like girlfriends if you change your nick... then you'll be jealous if someone else takes your old nick =) i think i'm in trouble i flashed myself and someone called talk_daemon was wanting to talk banz women get tired b4 men, YAH right, thier fucking energizer bunnies [Daos!kyowell@explorer.csc.com] I get A's B's and C's so im a AVERAGE student a FareFaks Cownte Publik Skools my first frenchkiss was sittin' on a toilet...;P I was like..takin' a piss... my ex-gf came in, pushed me down, and kissed me.. I was freaked, man * Smitty dumps a barrel of liquid nitrogen in to the Hot Tub turns on the jets throws in Banz Toadie and Disco Dog And puts on the top which can only be taken off from the top. then smitty sits on it for the rest of his life till he grows old and decreped and then pulls off the cover kicks the three in the butts, laughs and dies from a heart attack Bill Clinton... fastest cunt in the whitehouse.. (And the horse he loved) [aka hillary clinton] * Smitty shoots everyone in the forehead with the marmosette gun which makes everyone have monkeys on their head then shoots the monkeys head with the gonad gun so everyone is running around with monkeys on their foreheads that have nads on theirs * JeStR wants a naked chik in his stocking my iguana tried to fuck my cat once I can't mount my cdrom drive in linux i mean :) I am not the Bodyman you think i am We'll have big orgy i dont really hate gay pple.. just when they hit on me....or like..say something gay 2 me..then ill kick there ass.. man+donut=cop man+glazed donut=cop seargent man+glazed donut and SPRINKLES=police chief * Toadie commends herself on her lovely giftwrapping man..she's gonna have one hell of a time opening that it's wrapped in the ugliest fucking paper then wrapped double in scotch tape completely then..ribbon on top yup..i am proud of this piece of crap uh...work santa hes sexy heh ok, several ways 1) mail root@datatamers.com and complain 2) set up tcp_wrappers on your localhost, to deny any connections from datatamers.com 3) hack datatamers.com and make a big mess fucken santa the fat fuck... he didn't get me anything for xmas ;) i'm gonna vandalize his sled or wotever ;) and castrate his raindeer with a spoon and a nailgun and various teaspoons with gravy stains on them so u're gonna hack root now, right? hehe anhh this guy knows what I do :) he's watching my like a hawk right now * IndyMan flashes himself, just so that ttysnoop shits the bed oh yes, query me.. harder.. YES. YES.. ahhh sorry i get carried away it's a condition i have please, carry on your sick you kids are stupid quang: suck my quang midcam: tell these fuckers to get some decent modesm modems too modesm? is that like an orgasm? pg: well if modems make you feel that way pg: sure pg: the flashing lights get me going too pg: i'd neever do it with an internal pg: you gotta have an external pg: with the lights ice: yah, 4.5 volt is very dangerous for your fragile dick pg: only reason it's fragile is coz if you touch it it might smack your head off i hate it when it's dark, you pick up a can and go to drink out of it, and you use the wrong sde and you get fucken shit all over you face holy shit i just left a huge fart and it stinks bad hehe wow i gotta evacuate * icepick farts in a bottle and saves it for later I said to the people at #jack-off:You are a bunch of slap dick happy masturbation artist wannabes who wuold still masturbate if a naked chick was writhing in your lap and wanted sex cause you know youll only last 5 seconds cause that is just enough time to cop a feel off yourselfs you lazy fucks I can open a can of spinach using my butt muscles! i wish i had a dollar for everyone i had sex cause then id be broke YOUR SO STUPID U SAAW A SIGN THAT SAID WET FLOOR SO U TOOK A PISS * QuoTe changes sexes.. female --> male ah fuk... there's some real bad crap on tv at 3:34am * banz gets a polka-dotted elephant shlong and whacks gleam on the head with it with green and purple stripes BANZ: put that thing back in your pocket. * Maxaxam is a pedophile. Got a problem with that? * JeStR says if it sorta kinda worx DONT touch it [guess2:murray2@184.173.39] Ross: " I cried, she cried. She threw things, they hit me." * Maxaxam swears under his breath... that wans't smart... :P * Maxaxam just stapled himself FUNNY, cool, smart, sexy (opinion there ;), breasts (but only as a last resort! ;), little shorter than me, blonde/brown hair, blue/brown eyes, same age... etc etc =) i um..i can be extremely sexy if i feel like it..and i come equipped with breasts..otherwise..im not any of those things listed i have eyes though.. * Maxaxam pictures an ad... "Toadie! Complete with breasts! No batteries needed!" *** Maxaxam has changed the topic on channel #kids to -=|Holy spank, Batman, my weiner just stiffened!|=- BRB ( i gotta goooo!) later SoK! no! BAATHROOM! oh... you gotta GO! =P * IndyMan hands ircbot a telephone pole now, here's what you do with it you told it in your hands, like this sideways then you fuck yourself with it *** Mode change "+b *!*gvol@*.31.116.183" on channel #kids by IndyMan *** IrcBot has been kicked off channel #kids by IndyMan ( I hope you get splinters ) banz, they are making the bot hump my leg again, so i making it leave the channel for a bit mIRC= My Internet Rectum Cleaner I like to park...In handicapped space...While handicapped people make handicapped face.. * Methos throws random stuff at toadie.. lets see... used condom.. that's from sunday.....a jar of vaseline...woohoo.. .. a special sex toy.. hmmm (=])->--< I am your leader, bow before me, the great 1 inch ascii guy, look at my big head, wish you had it, i am GOD i dont know where that .zip ran off too i'll catch that varmint awaken you'r startin to scare me... it's a wascally wabbit named wobbiwy wobbin This channel is about people who enjoy idling but not alone so they come in here to idle happily together i put 3 cans of deodorant in a fire at my next door neighbour's front door and it scared the fuck out of them :) their dog is like this little yapping piece of crap that's groomed every day with a bow in its hair and crap.. and like their kids are the biggest snobs... man i can't wait till halloween comes round again :) just drip zippo fluid on the dog and drop a match on it /msg clock there was a typo in your nick.. i think you accidently put an 'l' in there we have to goto a commercial in a min here..i gota take a piss like a russian racehourse i jack off thinking of crays w00h00 letterman is smoking a bong that rocks Come on letterman smoke a bong i want to write a program that will tell me where u live so i can bang your sister awaken im jus messin brah, dont take it personal... i don't wear a bra *** Topic on #linux: Is there a version Of Linux that can be run on Windows 95..? banz would prolly fuck minnie you cartoon harrasser 17160 total users on efnet . my gawd . so many ppl with no life <_jp_> gets pretty deep in here. * Noe grins you have no idea wait till you catch us on skinny-dipping night ;) when's that? uhhh... well whaddaya know that's tonight <_jp_> see ya *** _jp_ has left channel #WhiteDragonInn i got a mac and im a class 7 hacker r0c: so do I * r0c lies like a fuck * r0c is a mac hater class 7 hacker eh? so u can hack real good with computers hehehe i can hack Mc.Donalds Toys yep i do AAAAA DAMNIT MY DOG JUST FARTED I SWEAR TO GOD AND ITS ON MY BED * Daed cuts r0cs arm off, and fucks the bone, and sews it back on with a load of cum in the bone hahaha cum-blood Now when u go to the doctor, you can say i have type C for cum i'm 8" was that height, or width? :) BE: width Damn, you oughta put some weight on then.. :) height is 15" You should grow a bit too.. :) -> *MrCat* I dont think BE knows what yer talking about :) *MrCat* haha i thought he was kiddin *MrCat* he thought myself ? *MrCat* oh my HEY NEW CHANNEL. #COOLSHIT. COME CHECK IT OUT!!! my cousin can kill you anyday he's a computer wiz yer cousin pisses on computers? who the hell is vassago? day in the life of a mac user: point, click, pull ya dick * _Don_ has this sudden urge to suck Vira off. * _Don_ pulls down Vira's pants slowly.. * _Don_ licks his lips.. * _Don_ pulls down Vira's underwear.. <_Don_> EVERLAST!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Not one of those!!!!! * Viracocha munches a Nilla wafer, looking innocent * _Don_ goes off in the corner and cries.. but i want to see the whore house naw...i dont like spiders in my house...i feel compelled to give them the toilet tour whenever I find one. [jumbilia:alabama@net4.nauticom.net] op me please i`ve ben on here for an hour now!!!!!!!! i am 1/m near puberty oops 12m you fucking freak do you tell everyone that ur near puberty? Hey mom guess what I'm starting puberty..isn't that great? do wet dreams hurt? my parents haven't told me anything yet. i get all my info from lovelines. i didn't like dogsex pee your pants! i did it in a pool once. it feels really warm i only did it once and it was an accident well ijust peed in a cup i didn';t want to miss anything about half a big plastic cup my hands are warm from touching it. if i could actuallly blow a lad i would try to put it in the cup my girlfriend left otherwise she could help <[Carl]> PANTIES? <[Carl]> Boobs are better * AwhSchitt is away (Being an asshole) <[eCLiPSe]> .act fucks whoever fucked me back <[eCLiPSe]> shit [prae!jnl@topaz.kern.com] for the record, you stupid irc bitch, I am married and have a daughter, which tends to proclude being a 'fag' <_Don_> =) dont =) me <_Don_> =( dont =( me <_Don_> =| dont =| me <_Don_> = dont = me <_Don_> dont nothing me Any advice on Linux?? I want to purchase it Can i run ircd on Linux without my Sys Admin knowing?? * termy is gone - taking shower brb I hope you are taking a shower with a waterproof laptop..... <[Carl]> I think I scratched my butt during the credits of the NEt, and then I tooka big piss i think i was itchin my balls e:do you REALLY think you would have all that you have now with out Microsoft even though it wasnt create by them? tricky: probably not, but microsoft still sucks. tricky: and thanks to some silly genetic error, we have you * Termite Drives a steak through ItsOnlyMe 's heart. Sorry I thought you were a vampire. * sliver unzips his pants and plops his dick on the desk and the desk breaks in half I HAVE LIKE 50 SECOTRS ON MY DICK, AND IT SAYS ALL OF THEM ARE LOST Yep. You've gotta unzip it before you can play with it. <[eCLiPSe]> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT!! what? what what? <[eCLiPSe]> i was cooking my pizza <[eCLiPSe]> the first friggen time i DIDNT burn it <[eCLiPSe]> i droped it on the fucking floor AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH uh com port conflict!!!!!!! brb AH!!!!! there killed it * Toastie looks at his dying mouse um that was evil *** [Carl] (Tarkus1@ple-ca9-12.ix.netcom.com) has changed the topic on channel #Teenlife to what to tell my mother about my two hickies? <_MattyJ_> carl: what to tell my mother about the two condoms in the trash :) <[Carl]> I felt some boobs on thursday * [Carl] smiels lets talk about my vacation 1. it sucked 2. favorite day is the day i flew back home 3. disney world sucks and is expensive, never go there unless you want to scavenge the extra few dollars you keep against his will when he pays you the $20 for lunch 4. it sucked 5. orlando sucks 6. last 3 days was spent waiting to get back here 7. lets go kill carl 8. heather has nice tits *** AwhSchitt (merritt@also.hooked.net) has changed the topic on channel #TeenLife to Sex is like air. You don't think about it unless you're not getting any. bongs make me horny it's ok i gots my MaRLBoRo ReDS I used to smoke those but they got fiber glass in the filters thanx fer tellin me that just make my day WORSE i feel like masturbating the ppl here are all from teenlife? no this is a #bi convention goodbye! *** CDuDe13 has left channel #living_room <_Don-_> The bigger the hard drive, the smaller the penis. my hard drive is 1byte my momma's going on some cruise with her boydriend that has money coming out of his ass, but doesnt seem to want to aim his ass towards us very much Hrmm. That's not very nice, not nice at all. i agree.....any anuses that spew money should be immediately aimed at me, so that i can catch it with my bucket. im so cool it takes two clients of me on IRC to handle all my overflowing coolness I think you actually need 2 clients because your immense ugliness and smelliness would be way to much for one client to handle So it's spread over 2, and sometimes three or 4 * banz licks a candy cane into a sharp point * banz stabs Garf with it STICK IT IN GARFS EYE ill make my eye move HHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA and the candy cane will do a little dance * toodle is about to B A R F here!!!!! *** Toadie has quit IRC (where's that quit butto..) huh oh thought that said "where's that quit burrito guess i'm just hungry Why aren't many people talking? i am busy raping a bot uh dont you hate it when you get a zit in your ear my friend toold me once he got bit by a tick once on the tip of his dick and he went to take a piss and the thing filled with piss and exploded all over the bathroom i wish i coulda seen that he got a blow job by a tick i bet r0c would enjoy the feelin uh yea i would love to feel someone on my penis explode do i have to tell you before you can think yes * _^pyro^_ slaps himsealf with a trout <_^pyro^_> ooohhhhhh more more ,more yes oghhhh yes harder harder * _^pyro^_ slaps himsealf again with a troutt <_^pyro^_> wooohooo * _^pyro^_ puts vasaline on the trout <_^pyro^_> ohhh yeah <_^pyro^_> oohh baby * _^pyro^_ slaps himsealf with the trout he covered in vasaline if i was a woman i'd stay home all day and play with my breasts Mr Potato Head = the perfect man... he's tan, quiet, and if he looks at another girl you can rearrange his face i looked at my asshole in the miror today...it blew my fuckin mind merci = thank you <_`-`_> uh no <_`-`_> thanks = thank you <_oasis> i yam a russian cummie, gorbychof got muh cum stain on his forewarad head, not dick head, but head head u know when ppl snore it doesnt bother me much but when they FUCKING FART in thier sleep its nasty as hell HOW DO YOU CHAT WITH THE SYSOP OF THE INTERNET????????????????/ WHERE IS THE FILE MENU FOR THE INTERNET??????????????? * [Carl] licks jer's ass <[Carl]> kick even <_Don_> Sorry, I don't like shits. <_Don_> er.. shots. laidback. shut the fuck up before i bitch u out *** Laidback has quit IRC (Read error: 0 (Error 0)) and he's gone CONGRATS, Staci! The first bitchout ever to kill a user! Go for it! *** Wyvern has quit IRC (Ping timeout) they're droppig like flies ne1 have mavis beacon typing tutor....pls??? your girlfriend smells like pickles and garlic <^FleA^> uh...okay... <^FleA^> thats always good to know.. <_-_Don_-_> She's pregnant and scared of vampires? r0c is going through puberty hehe bare with him the age where guys stick there dick in anything with a hole you guys crack me up i got a headache now from laughing too much dont talk about cracks to me cause i know behind cracks lies holes! and my penis goes in holes! you ever notice, cartoon characters never have genitals except maybe in the X-men rogue is sexy she sure can get a guy off with her hands too she can just touch em and they're shocked for life My Life Story: IRC. The End. <_fuschia-> dont you hate it when your pizza smells like coffee * flipp bows as she made sk8r appear again AHGK! I CALLED MYSELF A SHE *** flipp has been kicked off channel #kids by flipp (embarressed) my moms over her telling me dumb blond jokes and i don't get them My sister's friend masturbated with a cucumber and she put it in the fridge and her dad ate it this room is a IRC CHANNEL not a room Xmas rox and stuff * IOM wants more free stuff like that again and doesn't wanna wait till December brb, i must drain my bladder all over the poor defenseless toilet many things are juicy i'm juicy because theres flesh beneath my skin and it has moisture in it therefore i am a juicy person I've done every computer in this building with this one disk. in fact.. i'm typing one handed right now.. <[_Don_]> Man, when I woke up half an hour ago, I had one hell of a time trying to turn off the alarm. <[_Don_]> I unplugged my regular radio. <[_Don_]> I threw the antenna across the room. <[_Don_]> I turned the volume knob all over the place. <[_Don_]> Then I realized. <[_Don_]> It wasn't my radio making the noise. <[_Don_]> It was the alarm clock. is there any servers that offer free acounts for free? that stay there? if I had a gun at skewl today I woulda shot everyone I could, then killed muhself remind me not to go to your school actually i like birds i almost strangled my sisters cat once for killing my parakeet why did you say rxvt is a security hole? no, BIll Clinton is a security hole, (bye really this time) i bet your gonna give me bleached hair too What color would that be?? ouija boards are weak crystals and runes are stronger and much more effective magic 8 balls are the shit r0c can't get it up again.. =P uh i can i just got better things to do than jack off for your pleasure muh thumb smells like jizz => ive always dreamed of sittin in a chair a girl walks in, and just sits on my dick itd be fun im sittin their butt nakid reading a magazine and she opens the door walks in and sits on my penis * Toasty invites vira to hack this machine toasty: give me an account and i shall :) real hax0rz dont use accountz :> flick, i'm a fake hax0r * Killjoy_ : Garfr, with all do respect and its all DUE respect, not DO...hehehe I said due no you didnt my server just changed it to do I've heard that Garf has a flat butt. uhhh its not true. garfr has a flat everything killjoy has a flat brain. garfr has a flat armpit um cdude.... yer pathetic lets lagkill him to teach him a lesson <|||||||||> jeff: I am flood invinsable i am wachn braveheart they flashed the whole other army then they mooned them crasher: kicks ass doesnt it hehe they show arrows up their ass hehe * awaken^ doesnt want to die of a buttock wound <_Killjoy_:#lionking> why i remember the days when if you said shit you got banned, cause it was a family channel <_Killjoy_:#lionking> now we have dl openly talking about sex with animals, and it's all okay we had signs on all of our doors. "Please use other door." fnord: does it say "press return to see video modes available"? Vira: yeah it says that i hit return it's been about a minute nothing.... sounds like the detect new hardware wizard from win95 let's all pitch in and have the alarms go off in toasties government place and have him meet interesting people with big guns. may a rabid dog take a liking to your sister i have to get a lot off my chest(fuckin D size tits) hehheheh what ever, they have been 36 D's since i was 12 puberty has been very generous to you * r0c sighs will someone fuck me * r0c returns to masturbating uh anyone wanna watch * PuRpLfAzE shuts her eyes and starts screaming!!!! NO DON'T TORTURE ME!!! EwWwWwWEwWwWwWEwWwWwW EwWwWwWEwWwWwWEwWwWwW EwWwWwWEwWwWwWEwWwWwW * r0c masturbates in julies plain view, just to get a response * r0c grins * r0c masturbates in a sock * r0c dumps the contents on cathy r0c thats sick * awaken^ shits in a sock * awaken^ dumps the contents on cathy * PuRpLfAzE rips off awakens penis, throws it on the floor and stomps on it * awaken^ shits in a sock with a hole in it * awaken^ swings it around the room and watches the shit fly blue jeans a green shirt and white underwear hehe john.. iz dat yer most fav thing?? pek: yes except i like black underwear better it's warmer I have 1 shirt that isn't black and it's brand new it's white but the front of it is kewl it's got a woman's chest on it like as in breasts * wIeRdO is about to kill that goddamned cricket don't kill animals! ok :) I'll just rip it's goddamned legs off so it can't make anymore noie noie = noise ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G *** [wIeRdO] was kicked from [#zero] by [fLiCK^] [its 5am and YOU WOKE ME UP ASSHOLE@@@] * Diehl thinks the best burger chain tho, is Wendy's. Eeeeeeeeeeew I just can't eat at a place that has HUGE signs with a chick that looks like Pippy Longstockings on them * fnordq0 rapes Barbee hehe thanx i finished masturbated, put my elbow on the chair, and it hit a bit of cum! * ^awaken gives julie r0c's penis * r0c looks julie in the eye may i have my penis back? or will you be using it tonight? i got some great picks in this directory really good pix i didn't know i had these tits naked WOmen!!! * Bl0odRoSE is in a good mood now let's see all a man needs is his own tits, and to be able to suck his own dick, and he could be a very happy hermit <_Don_> I'm afraid I'll fuck up our first kiss and shove my tongue up your nose or something. kill his process.. if yu dont see it then yur seriously screwed kill his process? you mean kill his processor right? I like eatting Rogaine! It puts hair on my tongue! i made a typoe my animals stare at me a lot my cat opened my bed room door and stared at me my dog goes under my bed and stares at me my other dog farts a lot i saw on the news.. about animal lovers.. because gays got a law passed so they can marry.. animal lovers want a law passed so they can marry there animals. takes bestiality to a new level do you Polly, take this man SrfRoG to be yer lawfully wedded amphibian? "bwa, polly wants a froggie" * rem is away: (Using toilet) Hello Dominoes? Yeah Hi, I have two fuckheads with me here, who want pizza, do you deliver at 1 am? NO? well FUCK YOU then, I'll just go to jack in the box punk ass where do you work? At a warehouse.. whorehouse? heh.. Yup.. Testing all the new merchandise.. :) <_Don_> AAHHH!!!!! I'm bleeding in my underwear!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!! <_Don_> Oh, n/m.. that's lipstick. <_Don_> WHew... WTF are you awaken? uh WTF is the W in your WTF I think if you lose your channel because you were stupid and oped the wrong person, then TS stands for "Tough Shit" personally, i think we should just destroy IRC it's an addicting drug causing such mental effects as muliple personality syndrome it makes people fail outta university... get fired at work it also produces radical sleeping times, and can cause you to live many lies DAMNIT I NEVER WANTED TO KNOW WHAT COCK TASTES LIKE THANK YOU VERY MUCH NOW IM VERY SICK NOW THAZAT J00 PERKED MY CURIOSITY AND MADE ME SICK THOUGH, I HAVE A QUESTION WHATS IT LICK WITH KETHCHUP? im coming to california to meet all the easy chicks all the pussy in minnesota is frozen he might visit me for a week and ill tie him down, and have my dogs fart in his face it'll rock i'll make a video and sell it awaken meets my 10 year old dogs ass my dog has stinky medicine farts, i made her leave the room they smell so bad Italy was nice.. Food incredible. East Germany strict. I shower.. woman cop watch me through secret window. Nesmuth - How did you catch her? I was drying myself. Small door on bathroom door opens Ugly old woman with police cap peek in and then close small door. I bet jamie would want to get on me, tho :) no thanks. I'd prefer my hand to that are you into fisting? you beyotch no, only if it means I can punch you with it :P netsex sucks =) all you can do is either type with one hand or get one of those automatic netsex scripts :) did anyone else see striptease? * wierdo left id4 partway thru to go see demi moore nude but I caught the good parts of striptease so I only have to go see id4 again :) wanna go takeover some small time sex channel they're too busy sticking their dicks in things that they don't notice takeovers. and the bitches are trying to mount their monitors OH YOU BIG HAIRY SVGA! the joysticks GIVE IT TO ME XGA BOY joy stick get it :) pGeist: no damn. pGeist: you saying that you get joy from sticks? pGeist: man no pGeist: that's totally disgusting i'm saying that blah nevermind :) gotta go finish getting drunk be back later *** Signoff: h0h0 (uh-huh) i was supposed to draw a 'realistic' version of the ginger bread man in kindergarten so i did and i gave him a dick and a belly button and they made me do him over fuck me your gay admit it you love cock your a cock craving cum slurper you need help * ItsOnlyMe thinks that all smart channels should be +s IOM: yer right *** Mode change "-s" on channel #kids by fnordx uh my toilet is broked it keeps flushing by itself EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW PITO FARTED PITO FARTED PITO FARTED PITO FARTED PITO FARTED PITO FARTED FUCK IT STINKS AND HE JUST SITS THERE IN HIS STINK ASS AIR UGH i love you you love me homosexuality with a kick to the nads "fuck off dick hole" why dont you go eat some egg rolls ONE TIME I FED MY SNAKE SOME BEER he was slithering this way and that he was all fucked up I got a hardon the size of mount everest eww there is a drop of cum on my table * r0c needs to practice his aim better But who in their right minds doesn't re-check a steaming cup of coffee to make sure the lid isn't tight? :) patak: actually, the right mind is the physical one the left is the more intelligent side of the mind so it would be 'who in their left minds doesn't re-check a steaming cup of coffee to make sure the lid isn't tight? :)' * PuRpLfAzE wants to get her breast reduced "MY BACK IS KILLING ME!!!" * PuRpLfAzE yanks r0cs dick and ACCIDENTLY yanks it off uh cathy, can i have my penis back, or will you be using it? hey cathy can i please have my penis back, when your done using it * r0c jumps after purple i want my penis! take it out now and give it back I WANT MY PENIS * wierdo grabs r0c's penis damnit wierdo she stole my penis * wierdo tears it up and stuffs it in r0c's mouth "THERES YOUR FUCKING PENIS" * r0c makes his penis cum in wierdo's face. i sure hope it's a fucking penis.. i mean what else are penises for? someone do me a favor and bend over. * cYbErPuKe bends over and farts!!!!!!!! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP PPPPPPPPPP PPPPP PP PP P P P PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP wow, it just slides right in. * marnie sits her dog on r0c's penis, is she tight? uh yes, she is hot potato very pass it around * r0c hands irq marines dog here you go. ahh, god irQ stick it in the right end or you'll get a castration.. ;) fuck my dick HURTS! OUCH OUCH OUCH! ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! pain!!!!!! what happened? no idea. just sitting here. argh.. ouch dat hurted. * fLiCK^ hits his dick. stupid fucker.. bwhahaahahhahahahahahhahaha not funny. casret: kilmer has beating off in his office to kiddie pr0n. what's so bad about that? casret: and his boss walked in just when he boofed all over the keyboard. and his boss joined in apok: give me something to code Vira: an efnet blower upper apok: already done that.. rk3.c rk3 isn't enough of an efnet blower upper keep trying he flexed his muscles to keep his fucked up sheep in line apok: it's flock of sheep fucked up sheep in line sounds better asshole you just ruined the song for me who are you calling an asshole? myself.. huhhuhu uhhuh huhh *** Signoff: Figz (Benji! Get out of the street! Woof Woof Wo-&^% NO TERRIER) uhhh.. then why live in hawaii at all? they should just blow up the damn island if it costs that much <__Toastr> jeff; its there so in world wars the other coutnrses have somethign to blow up wihtout destroying our main land ;P * immy used to use MS-DOS, but the mouse didn't work.. jsut said 'C:\>'.. (Non-iDLE) Your mom is so fat that we're in her right now oh SHIT left the bath running for an hour well i got a bathing suite and a pair of shorts on so stare al ya want babe a bathing suite? * apok reserves a bathing suite @ days inn * wierdo busts a cap in r0c's ass * r0c farts on barbee cause the cap busted to hard. wierdo! you faggot you made me fart. hey barbee, will you sit on my face? umm no hehe oh well coulda been yummy * r0c goes back in time in restarts his existance. * r0c makes it so wierdo's mother is never born. r0c; I just appeared, I didn't have a mother * r0c makes it so wierdo was raped to death by a gang of gay gang rapers New group: alt.binaries.pictures.asparagus -- append to .newsrc? (y) I heard somebody at a party the other day saying "I just found this really cool BBS" and the kids dad said "Whats a BBS" and his mom said "a BBS is an internet, like AOL, CompuServ, and WWW" yeah... we are all having a bad summer... its not just you d0n last night, i got a big rip in my pants, and today i got collided fucking with ircoppers gets boring but it's a 24/7 job hhehehe Oh yeah!? well... i have a hangnail, and it hurts * _d0n_ *kisses* krewls finger and makes it all better. * krewl smacks _d0n_ for destroying his perfect record of heterosexuality fnord: jew lamer :P irq: im not jewish and theres no A in blob shit my asshole is itchy, must be them worms again.. brb gotta scratch um! a mouse is an input device consisting of a ball, wheels, and IR leds that, in combination with two or three buttons, is useful for moving a pointer around on a computer screen and providing input female mice do not have balls. instead, they use a laser and a special metallic pad. i tytpeeede this weith my t9~ongue New group: news.admin.net-abuse.syscops.netnazis.for-real -- append to .newsrc? (y) New group: news.admin.net-abuse.scapegoating_minority.bashing -- append to .newsrc? (y) New group: news.admin.net-abuse.cryptomoderation_freaks -- append to .newsrc? (y) jestr_ you have got to be the fucking stupidest person i've ever had the displeasure of being on IRC with. > [johnywad] ever feel a big ass bat rammed up yer ass? no? awww, well yer gonna die anyway you little fucking peker pussy pinching vino, krystyne tourette tuna taco, asshole toungig, doggy fucking, sister molesting, mother lickig, grandma sucking mother fucker dammit I haven't had an erection in days someone help me :) What is your hair interest. Mine is really a variety. pubic hey, got any cool web sites? * Bl0odRoSE needs porno atm though * SiBitZ kicks ShadowImg bah stupid fucking bot Shaddup Si before I kick yer ass from this T1 blah I own you * ShadowImg beats SiBitZ over the head with a bat ok that's it bitch ::: ShadowImg has been kicked off channel #zero by SiBitZ (-[RaiN]-) * slix *fries* fLiCK^'s brain. * fLiCK^_ hits slix (: drat. flick still has motor movements :) si: who makes ultrix and what does it run on? :) prolly a software company and I would say it runs on computers FUCK THAT HURT remind me not to hit myself in the balls what is the purpose of ass-hair? the most is does for you is make little balls of shit stick to your ass after you take one :P * wierdo plucks ass-hairs wierdo, try shaving. :) if you pluck you take out the root =) * slix should start an barbor shop that shaves ass hair. I wouldn't be shaving any dewd's ass hair thats right, you'd pluck them * slix would use that liquid stuff that burns :) wax that fanny <_Don_> I think I'll probably just kill myself. <_Don_> No reason to live anymore. <_Don_> Shows back on, bbialw. hmm intresting didnt know my dad kept porn * fLiCK_ attempts to mount his cd-rom *mount* *mount* *hump* *grumble* that's an odd dream :) not as odd as walking down a road into a dump and then the world exploding and hearing strange noises the entire time a guy once got arrested for jacking off at a porn flick * Bl0odRoSE looks atta Anna Nicole Smiths tits at 500 percent zoom woowoooooooo!!!!!!!!! I'm leaving so I can go home and not be subject to patak's tyranny and torture he'll lock the keyboard again for like 15 minutes he was forcing me to type with just the mouse Nuthin like watchin a hard core ircer have to use a mouse ;) my room is a mess patak's room is worse he literally uses his floor as the trashcan fucking old bottles of diet pepsi everywhere If you watched long enough you'd probably see a mutant pizza slice walk across the floor and look at ya. Ah, Home shit home. Its where you through your pop bottles. you have pepsi bottles so old in there they've even started to decompose im dragging this stuff into the trash and it wont go in * sewshi used to do that to his girlfriend =( my trackball is leet too bad I sat on it psy i told you if ter gonna sniff glue sniff elmer's [iode(awaken@jpt.mnsinc.com)] iLLiCiT = i love lubricants in cold ice tea I AM PMSSING arka;ldkfjal;kdjfalkdjfl;kasdjf;lkajsdf i FEEL LIKE KILLING fuck me gently with a chainsaw im in such a potentially good mood now i might actually phone psy no why not i sound like Demi Moore overdosing on Hormones i'm SICK i can't talk so am i just grunt just listen to me bitch this girl hated my friends sister, so she got her one of those big thick candy canes, and crotchless panties for xmas I have an rection.. does ne1 care? *** Barbee (bad@usr07.primenet.com) has left #divineonez Barbee: There's a really freaky gal in my English class that I think you would like... Barbee: Shit, you're gone. Shucks. * Raydio kicks up dirt. My palms are dripping with sweat for no reason at all. ??? This hasn't happened since Suzy Lunguazi sat next to me in the 2nd grade. crasher you goat iode: u person who looks like that guy from that nickalodian show solute your shorts * h0s has a 7' weewee fuck i have to piss * h0s is away - piss uhm, with a 7' prick he could leave it the bathroom and take a piss from his computer! tits a typo er its a ypo GOD GFUCKING DAMNIT its a typo ::: Toasty is now known as bored ::: SignOff bored: #OBLiViON (Killed (CaRNaGe.OBLiVioN.NeT (Nick collision))) ::: bored [thomasjp@netcom14.netcom.com] has joined #OBLiViON PRICK!!!! hehe well see you weren't bored for about a second and a half :} shit i am fucn stupid i was busy trying to get tha fucn lighter to light and i didn't look at tha cigg and liight thawrong side FUCK@!#!@# I JUST SPILLED MY CUP O PUDDING ON MY KEYBOARD!@#$#@$@#$ you know, what life really needs is a "undo" command :) * iode wiggles his behind frumiously as he frolicks with glee towards the most lasciviously incandescent light of nutzo's macarena doohick diddle macarene blah big werds blah i like lost this chick who i met in the mud right? well now i'm using the sob story to get another chick in the mud uh oh, i made my toe bleed hehe ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------- uhhhhhh wtf i didnt type that oops somethign fell on muh keyboard hehe i cant *69 or anything then if your so smart tell me how to open a damn cable box crasher: use a screw driver if there's no screws, look for the clips that hold it together theres screws just not ones u use with screwdrivers crasher: use your head hells: now he's gonna bang his head on it until it falls apart.. great going fnord: it'll keep him busy crasher: open it with your teeth crasher: oh, kick it with your hooves crasher: find the appropriate implement to unscrew them, be it a hex driver, allen wrench, penis ring, whatever crasher: like i said, kick it with your hooves i'll kick you head in with my fucn hooves if you dont shaddup wait uh i just confused myself again 'scuse me * vira flushes his head ah, that's better * _menace is getting a wav of donald duck getting a blowjob *** slxix is now known as lIIlZ2ZZ2 whee :) i'm a windows/mac users nightmare. <|VULGAR|> does cracker jack crack Logins and passwrds at the same time....? or do you have too know the login? <|VULGAR|> Or guess at the login...ex Root...? SEX !#@!#$!@ now wiff hookers my mum is a test tube and my dad was a 5 minute wank in a sperm bank I had a womb with a view WHAT DO YOU FUCKIGN WANT FROM ME? WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE IN THIS UNIVERSE? WHY DONT YOU FEED THE CACTUS? BECAUSE IT WILL OVER EAT!@# Title: Joystick Reboot Daemon / Program Killer / Terminal Restorer Version: 1.0 Entered-date: 10DEC94 Description: Allows user to reboot or exec shell command using joystick hahaha im gonna reboot with my gravis pad! that would rule the fbi comes and takes you and you hit yer joystick on the way out :} HAHAH FUCKERS :} I HAVE SUPER-JOYREBEWT aw fuck my friend kelly's cat either farted or stinks BADDDDDD!@# DUMB BASTARD the cat just shit on my speakers DEAD KAT!@# * Sl33P is away [.- killing a goddamn cat -.] - [REC/ON] i tried to mount a syquest disk and it said kernel_panic {haha you suck, you hafta cold reboot} heh, my dad told me I'm not allowed to hack till I move out today was the worst day of my life forgot my wallet & keys this morning no food all day locked out when I got hom out in fucking 20 degree weather for the last 2 1/2 hours finally got fed up kicked my front door in so now my foot hurt too * Chicadee dunks cYbErPuKe's head into a toilet and flushes yesh, I AM A SHITHEAD!! AHHAHAAH *** Topic for #linux: Limit one question, asking if someone can help you counts as one question. I think they dropped a bomb on mars n/m it's an observation thing leet it's got a little solar powered remote walker thingy and it can like walk over rocks and shit I WANT ONE OF THOSE that is leet as hell * ShadowImg wishes he had a few billion dollars imagine what you could destroy with one of those h0h0h0 !Uworld.undernet.org! GLINE for *@laibach.execpc.com by Uhh_Duh [1] (You've been warned.. DO NOT nuke or mass invite -- and ESPECIALLY not at the same time. ) i was eating school food and one of my teeth fell out, in like 4th grade. i stopped eating school food after that. subsitution property : Mrs Wren is sick, so Mr. Hackney is the new teacher. Mr Hackney == Raped by Principle. Principle == Rapist. i wanna be in quotes.txt fnord!@ (: i wanna be in it, too:) YOU HAVE AWAKENED MY BUNGHOLEEEEEE AND NOW YOU WILL PAYYYYYYY Argh! I just farted and I got high off the smell!!! -> [msg(mbundy)] Is there a place where they bottle women's titty milk? [mbundy(mbundy@mbundy.com)]: Yeah, in Nantucket. i just let off the smelliest fart of my life HAD to share that well im trisexual.. ill try anyone once(; ungh spilled a gallon of milk on my keyboard so can i come here sometimes and learn how to icmp or nuke ppl?? iode: doesn't like everyone at first crasher: yep. in fact, the girl i'm in love with and have been going out with for the past 7 months, i: 1. insulted her during my first impression, and, 2. thought she was male Screw u * iode applies a u to his crotch and screws it im homosexual.. i like to have sex at home im bisexual.. buy me sumfin and i get REAL sexual ackk i cant take my comp's apart unless i turn em off (just saw that label on it) * CRaSHeR is now set away, logging: crimson.[ wachin cinimax ].caverns porn must be on I can't wait till I learn to hack it will be awesome I'll be up late at night launchin nuclear missles startin world war 3 god, it will be awesome carl: you watched Hackers one time too many messin with my new mouse its a car it rev's when i hit that button when i hit it again it honks and lights turn on kinda like my penis when a gurl touches it once, it revs when they touch it again it honks finally, lights turn on and i get a big ol boner butnik: i wanna account :) i want one too :P i want one three :] me 4 me 5... even though i dont know what it is me 6 so i can have 2 me 7 heh hehe me too me 8 because i feel left out how'd it get 9:18 so soon the earths rotation i'm hacking into channels i know every god damn channel it is people wic.exe is a hoax it stores the compressed shit in C:\windows\winfile.dll it doesnt compress SHIT :P it just stores the info in that file winfile.dll is a fucn hidden file in c:\windows this mutha fucker who wrote this shit is a fuckn shit fuck dont u hate it when u have a sound blaster card and u didint even realize it? I was a little dipshit ..yer still a little dipshit.. uh crasher what FUCKFREIWFWEJW#$_H(_P@RF24-]9 you pissing me off. aight i'll stop since u asked nice what happen to painnass crasher: she farted and it was so hard that she had to get surgery on her asshole why do you people hate aol users? insanity: internet common sense it's not like a porn like showgirls was btw i have that on tape it sux who wants to buy it Crasher breaks the law again! r0c: u wanna buy it? no. damn im not going to waste cash on shit like that. i have the NC-17 one i taped it off paperview crasher; i dont want to get hard. i want to get fucked. then go to your perents room *** iode has kicked CRaSHeR from #zero (. fuck you .) *** CRaSHeR [crasher@shell.skylink.net] has joined #zero *** iode has kicked CRaSHeR from #zero (. fuck you .) *** CRaSHeR [crasher@shell.skylink.net] has joined #zero raining like a mutha fucka all of a sudden * iode yawns *** iode has kicked CRaSHeR from #zero (. fuck you .) *** CRaSHeR [crasher@shell.skylink.net] has joined #zero lovely weather dont u think *** iode has kicked CRaSHeR from #zero (. fuck you .) *** CRaSHeR [crasher@shell.skylink.net] has joined #zero and windy as fuck great for a picnic *** iode has kicked CRaSHeR from #zero (. fuck you .) *** CRaSHeR [crasher@shell.skylink.net] has joined #zero im not into porno oh!!!! crasher im going to the adult superstore to buy sum life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate dont worry, even if i were homosexual i wouldnt be excited by you * PuRpLfAzE sits on her feet and sticks her tounge out "can't tickle them now" :) hehehe TONGUE YOU FUCKING IDIOT ITS FUCKING SPELLED TONGUE!!!#*(!&#@!*&^#@!*#^!#@&*#!@*&#!#@!&*#@!#!@ TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCUSE THE FUCK OUTA ME FOR TYPING TOO FAST FUCKER!!! STUPID PUNK ASS DIP SHIT! the curser in lsl7 is a condom lenny found 1 of 32 possible dildo's in lsl7 i dont wanna know about leisure suit larry u can set diff levels of filth uterly entirerly super entirly very fully fully mondo completly encredibly very encridibly exepcianaly mondo filthy there's a higher level of filth than that dOh...fucking drop'd a hella pixi stik dust in muh keyboard =((( *** TigerKat changes topic to "| <--The almighty pixi stik...BOW to it." *** KleptO is now known as | <|> eat me!@#$!@#$ *** ShadowImg is seye@shadow.distorted.org * We are Distorted of Org. You will be ARP Reversed. im one of them fuckers with both repoduction organs i forgot what you normal people call me syn: multiceullar hermaphrodite eukaryotic heterotroph who lacks cell walls? translation chick with a dick and a bunch of cells w/ nucleuses that isn't a plant god damn piece of shit ahh, i farted and it smells bad * Bl0odRoSE coughs man, i need sleep pito; how big are the cds? =) dunno 5"? *** Soldier is away: muh chia dick is smooth.. the homemade gift that grows! Tricom minisystem, 8 200 mhz pent pro processors, each with 2 meg l2 cache and their own 12v fan, 17 4 gig fast wide scsi hd 3 gigs of ram, 5 gigs max and then we got a dual p.pro 200 with 64 megs of ram for a ftp server, and another one fer a proxy server Cheese: Fuck, what the hell do you need all that for? What are yeah gonna do? Run the whole internet?! :) JMnemonic: yes :) * Soldier is away - pick up line of the day.. "Can i have a ride home" girl: i don't have a car.. you:"i know" immy: what side of the bed did u get up on? jes: both sides. jes: so I'm pissed off while smiling. i think if you fuck when your 50 you dick can snap then its all over a broken dick and sagging skin gray hair and painful * ShadowImg whinces its ok we have a long time to go do we.. and we have a lotta bitches to fuck between then and now so dont even trip i'm on the last level of magic carpet 2 the bastard is a mother fuckin bitch to kill i crashed my computer last time i tried i think he virus'd me as a last ditch attempt to kick my ass !mr_bill! i should stick my pager in my shorts, put it on vibrate, and mass-email my pager gimme warcraft 2 :) and ill give you.. uh.. um.. notepad yeah thats it notepad eleet warez Take over The world!!!!!!! Well maybe not... Acually what i would like to do is make a world out of paper mache' then sprinkle magical chia seeds over it. I will call this new world CHIA WORLD!!!! And I will draw people to it by offering Free T-Shirts.... lenny is on a web page where he can like type in what he wants some ppl to do and they do it like a porn thing Ghee.. Thas, uhm, nice CRaSHeR i'm on tha fone w/ him he first told her to wave hi and she did I don't wanna know he's dictating porne on the web while on the phone w/ you.. using someone elses cc# * Chicadee shakes her head and tries not to think what all those things together imply robyn: it's true. lenny's a transvestite bisexual hermaphrodite who eats broccoli for breakfast and swims in pepsi during tea time while dunking donuts * MadRealm is seriously being serious *** iode changes topic to "i wasnt born with enough middle fingers" Crasher:yer a transvestite, you wear makeup already bl0od: I KNOW THAT U DONT HAVE TO TELL ME uh i mean no Breasts i've licked 20 today CRaSHaH looks gay both the person and the nick jer mean heh FUCK YOU LENNY he's nice once lori gave me a wedgie and it pressed my balls against my crotch like -really- hard and i was lyin on the floor in pain for the next 10 mins um, once i got a weggie and they tore out my boxers <_Don_> Oh, sorry, back now. <_Don_> Just drewling over sum grrlz. <_Don__> "Bother," said Pooh, as he was assimilated by the Borg. oh gawd...........you are everywhere kool like a virus I spread more like fungus kool *** Shadoking has kicked slxix from #inane (Shadoking) *** Shadoking sets mode: +b *!*@eclipse.qis.net oops.. wrong key.. *** Shadoking sets mode: -b *!*@eclipse.qis.net *** slxix [wa3z@eclipse.qis.net] has joined #inane sorry slxix.. I was trying to op you and hit the wrong key.. yes, /op is quite often mispelled as /bankick. :} <- constipageted JOHN throwing snowballs at cars i used to do that all the time til i almost got the shit beat out of me i used to shoot4 bb guns at cars i used to shoot 45's at cars and sawed off shotguns h0s: kill anyone? sometimes! if we were really in the mood, we'd get a 50 mm gatlin gun and go nuts!@# syn; id get a kill about every other day 70mph on rollerblades is not good for the bearings locked the front ones up twice almost made a mess of Si rollerblades weren't meant to go in excess of 65 mph * ShadowImg still loves what his team captain did in the last game of the season the GOALIE of the other team tripped him he got up did a fucking 360 and smacked the goalie in the side of the head with an aluminum shaft goalie just fell over did he knock him out? cold broke the mask in half when you point at someone, your pointing three fingers back at yourself i just sneezed on my cat its got phlem hangon from its ear ppl love me I do =) (are you a guy, because if you do i take it back) Newsgroups rulE! fatty, only alt.sex.gerbils rulE's :P I'm gonna phreak u're beeper, whats it's # how do you freak it? whats marvin the martian? :P FNORD YOU DUNNO WHO MARVIN THE MARTIAN IS?$#@!?%$?@#$!?%?#@$?#@!???!@#$?#@?!?#?@!?%@#?$?#@!?%$?#@!?$#?@!%?#@?$#@?!%$ #?@!$?#@!?$#?@!$?#@!$#?@!?$#?@!%?#@!?$?@#!?%?#@!?%$?#!??$#@?!^?$@!?$#?@!?%#$? @!?%$?@!^?#@?$!?#@!?^$@?!$#?@!?^%$@?!$?#@!?^%$?@!?$#@?!%?#$@!?%#$?@!?^$?@!?$# ?@!?^%$?@!%?#@?!$?#@!?^%$@?!$?#@!?%#?@!%?$#@!?$#?@%$?#@%?$@!?%$?#@!%?$!#?@$%? $@!$?#@!?%$?@#!%?#$!@?%#$?!@%?#$@!?$#?@!%?#$?@!%?#@?!$#?@!?%#@?!%?#@!?^%?@#!% ?$#@?!$?#@!?%?#@! My girlfriend got me a razor for christmas, I used it today and it chopped my face up. So much for norelco My face is just one large razor burn he wants the internet dead yeah.. so we all kill the internet.. :). hehe.. No. I don't think so, I'm not really into Internet destruction. I'm just here to have a good time. America Online came on IRC Just as I left Because they came in #Basketball asking for Net Sex Like, Thousands of them came in at once. So I said "Welp, there goes the IRC" Right down the toilet [!so!] | join to #c0de synched in 0.666 seconds. | * webba praises his l0rd * Hyperfuzz is away: playin tuch da peepee - (sCAr) * Hyperfuzz is back: bah premature ejacualtion flick: they have pizza in australia?! syn, hah yep. kangaroo delivery too :> * synthesis takes his good old american baseball bat and hits flick upside his head * fLiCK grabs an aussie cricketbat and hits syn's head so it looks lopsided. jew gotta get all egotistically egotillical on me *** grem changes topic to "umop apisdn" Warning: "This site may contain explicit descriptions of, or may advocate one or more of the following: nudity, satanism, suicide, sodomy, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, adultery, murder, morbid violence, bad grammar, or any deviate sexual conduct in a violent context, or the use of illegal drugs or alcohol. But then again, it may not. Who knows." jACKpOT bars where you get a tube up yer nose and breathe scented oxygen for $1/minute * PuRpLfAzE knows how you can get free scented air right out of your own body! :) hahahaha *** plazma sets mode: +ooo grem Meat r3ptile grem if you wake me up again to op you i will kick you ass :) *** Value of BEEP_ON_MSG set to NONE now goodnight : anyone wanna fold the rest of my laundry for me? * cYbErPuKe starts to fold h0s' laundry and starts to mark em up with pens... and cuts holes... and like starts to barf all over...... * h0m3r is gonna fucking kill someone * h0m3r fucking slaughters fnord *slaughter* *rip* god i remember when i got my p133 i just about peed my pants i was so excited * MadRealm becomes a woman *** MadRealm changed nickname -> MaddamRlm * synthesis pulls flick into the corner and rapes him * AbbyOral pulls fnordy into a corner and ummmmmmmmmmmmm ummmm uh licks him now flick will be afraid to get into any kind of sexual position dont pull fnordy in the corner!@#! well you were kinda bizzy flicky * fLiCK^ grabs a 2 x 4 and starts smacking the living fuck outta him * synthesis pulls flick back into the corner and gags him OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BDSM flick: im a vampire, you needed a wooden stake, which i made sure there was none around * synthesis gets his cow baby cow * fLiCK^ pulls out the little golden necklace with a jesus stake on it and shows it to ebil syn. a calf even flick: doesnt hurt!! * fLiCK^ pulls out some garlic frum hiz pocket, sniff that in bitz. * synthesis lets the cow nurse off of flicks .... h0s my brutha slap my fro! lets get hooked on ebonics what's wrong with coffee? makes your breath smell like south america send me l-view haha fatty lost his pr0n viewer you shouldn't be talkin about pr0n, little horny one haha mr "OH GOD I NEED MY NEWSGROUPS!@#$%#$@" Hey shadowImg, did you hear about oseks' box? He accidently formatted everything. He used fdisk on the wrong partition and when he installed windows95 on the other drive, it formatted both his hard drives and his backup drive. " linux farted on my computer" thats what he told me =] do you two play w/ action figures? all the time he-man and stuph. I play with ken all the time .. I circumsized him yesterday .. I put bigger biceps on he-man too i was playin a 4 player team game earlier today it was pretty cool untill my teammate ditched me ;( hahaha grem sucked so bad his teammate ditched him my dog wont leave me alone she keeps barking for my frenchfries GIVE HER A DAMN FRENCH FRY YOU STINGY BASTARD * synthesis grins haha I DID MORE GIVE HER MORE GIVE HER ALL OF THEM listerine is some strong shit i bet if you put your hand in a glass of listerine for ten minutes it'd eat your hand off it took almost all my manlyness to swish it around for 30 seconds we'er noth 14 but grem has the intellignece of a 10 year old He's also lazy I'm suprised he has the incentive to wake up and get on his computer! He bought a whole new stereo so he could have a remote! ugh i needa go return sum movies that requires getting up hehe they're only 2 days late "s69"? yes. um, ok. it's sunday? Sun Dec 29 05:25:13 EST 1996 Sun Dec 29 05:24:41 EST 1996 damnit. it was thursday yesturday. Spider-man.cartoon.maker.full.cd.win95-nt.3.x-Onyx/ just what I always wanterd <_morbid> every young lad should have a Spider-man.cartoon.maker.full.cd.win95-nt.3.x-Onyx irc is lame it doesnt have breasts no.. i'm pretty sure i'm morbid. how sure? :) 99% sure. whut happened to that 1%? flick: that 1% is my feminine side. * ShadowImg thinks that 1% on morbid is more like 75% <_morbid> well har har har!^@$ * _morbid scratches si off his 'when i win the lottery' list. I need to do something that requires energy meow of which IRC does not have sex what an idea Spectyr.....I would NEVER have thought of that no on second thought dont it got me in trouble i'm my own boss and I'm like the worst one...*sigh* icepick: because my finger hit enter before my other finger hit ^o td: you got probs man only a retard is capable of that your finger hit your other fingers while it was hitting ^o? tell them to make up or something how could you hit enter before SHIFT, 6 and O ThaDragon: Don't hit your fingers man, it could lead to physical problems later in life. i just do NOT comprehend the situation td: i'll key your car if i ever go to canuck land too i was joking btw but you better keep your tricycle locked up see what happens when my old man wakes me up at 9am? =) see what happens when your old man has a wet dream and your mom rolls over into it? you get created. hehe, why wouldn't they just have sex? perhaps those canuck sex-ed courses are a little 'different' well see I didn't say they couldn't have sex... it just so happened that ice's dad had a wet dream and his mom rolled into it in her sleep. "ok john, jizz on the sheet... ok... now mary, you roll over in that little patch there" FreeBSD (mercury.fastrans.net) (ttyp0) login: si Password: Last login: Mon Dec 30 20:33:27 from shadow.distorted Copyright (c) 1980, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1990, 1991, 1993, 1994 The Regents of the University of California. All rights reserved. FreeBSD 2.1.6-RELEASE (MERCURY) #0: Mon Dec 30 16:46:14 CST 1996 Chances are you do not belong here... The system administrator has been paged, and your IP has been logged, and we are on our way to your location with BIG ASS weapons and gasoline and matches, so...... Thank you, and have a nice day! uhm im sitting here in my chair ircing then my dog comes and pokes his nose on my butt and humps me IM GONE PEEING AND SUCH what is and such? always wondered that hrm ouch gotta quit thinking hurts sex looks painful thenyouget pregnant and have more pain you spend so much time putting sumfinin you and it just comes out later i was going to watch birdcage but like i cant watch a movie without a beautiful girl and like a movie where all the chicks are guys well i like scratched my nuts, burped, farted, drank a beer, watched some football, and then had heterosexual sex to regain my manhood after it but it was good don't wanna have to shave my legs again...friggin gets itchy when it grows back! *** Topic for #kids: Day in the life of a windows 95 user: Point click pull y***General Protection Fault*** tiity? wehre? * synthesis takes off his shirt TITTY not big but eh! i wake up after my first sleep for 1997 and my dad's gone and there's some family i don't even know in my house is that some kinda omen? =) fnord: that strange family is still in my house fnord: they got two little kids fnord: and they're messin with my dog i wonder where my dad is i haven't seen him in a few days just this strange family hmm perhaps we moved house =) ice, man, i dunno wtf id do if i woke up and a buncha lil kids were playin with my dog pyre: hehe i grabbed the dog and took him into my room and locked the door pyre: and the went off cryin and shit but then the dog hadta do a dump so i let him out someone's knockin on my door icepick: do you have a gun? synth: does a super soaker count? brb looking for my christmas presents from my grandparents a no fear chain wallet * iode throws it into the fireplace they should rename their company to "no penis" ooh. a light made for reading in the dark. * iode tosses it into the fireplace okay whos the fucking idiot relative that got me another incense holder wow. 10 free minutes on sprint. what a cool calling card. ooh. a growing brain. just add water. mind tweekers? wtf is this? ooh spiffy. a fake plastic gargoyle carving cool a gila monster filled with sand just what ive always wanted WHAT THE FUCK WHOS THE FUCKING SHITHOLE THAT GOT ME A DRAGONHEART SOUNDTRACK cool. a n64 memory pak something i can actually use once a decade what the fuck is up with blacklight-responsive alien candles. who the fuck buys these things for their kids. jesus christ i'd install Linux but i cant connect to shit in it :) iode: why can't you connect to "shit" with it. are you not aware of the Linux-aware serial buttplug device? apply heat wtf is that? ;P pyre: apply heat? fart on it heat it pyre: then light the fart pyre: btw, about that bacon.. fuckit, just throw it in the microwave for 2 minutes man fnord, im not taking cookin tips from someone who told me to cook my bacon by flatulating onit ;P yuck bacon poor animals meow, hell..the bacon is sittin in my refrigerator, not eating it isnt gonna save the pigs life ;P pyre: ok =) good way to check whether or not it's safe to wear clothes you bought at a store: lift it up and show it to my sister. if she says "heh cool", throw it out heres how the computer works: turnon, type Linux, login, type ppp-ozemail, type lucid im like...cooking bacon :P pyre: good for you im proud ;P shit brb its like..makin noose er noise pyre: it's makin noise? quick ! take it off and eat it straight away hehe laugh if he eats the semi cooked bacon substance FUCKIN SHIT heh pyre ate raw swine stupid ass bacon tried to set me on fire! it fuckin popped at me! doh no he didn't pyre: shit man, sounds like the pig musta been diseased pyre: i wouldn't eat it i was flippin it over and it fuckin popped at me pyre: flippin? and it popped? yeah it's diseased. i cooked a whole fuckin 6 pieces ;) rare steak = best synth: how rare? icepick: so rare i have to hold it down from walking off my plate yer sittin at the table and yer steak kinda stands up and goes "moo" so ya stab it and it falls back onto the plate * icepick has visions from time to time don't mind me =) someone send me crimson *** Harve sets mode: +o wierdo dere ya go jesus I ask for crimson and I get ops fuck you carl crash:what did I do? U WERE FUCN BORN YOU WHORE j/k crasher:wtf??? i said j/k oh cool ya know, taking a shit is one of the most fun and relieving things you can do ya always feel good after you take a shit it's kinda like sex only requires a little more thought, and a little less energy MYYYY MOTHER FUCKING FAMILY they say do the dishes WANNA KNOW WTF I FIND IN THE MOTHER FUCKING SINK??? the shit is fucking PACKET TIGHT i dig out a few cups i find a bowl jammed inside a pot i am banging the pot all around trying to knock the fucker out so i slam it top down on the sink the blow falls out along with a pot full of mash potatoes DIDNT FUCKING THROW IT AWAY JUST COVERED IT WITH A FIUCKING BOWL i see a lil tuperware thingy its closed so iim like wtf so i open it half fiull of tuna fish and that green shit that grows on it FUCKING SICK now there isa big pot at the bottom full of bowls/silverware so i tilt it on the side carrots noodles you name it fall out of this shit and there is some shit that looks like hard boiled egg WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM?!? to hell with thier dishes im not doing em again i left all the food and shit in the sink fuck em man it usedta be age/sex/location now its age/sex/location/gf?/bf?/pic? oooooooooh i can feel yer rock hard 3.5 formatted disk entering my disk drive.. oh harder baby.. load those files barbee; can I put my CD in your caddy? barbee; or put my hard drive in your drive bay? barbee; or maybe plug my modem into your serial port? Msg(86)[8:07] LANCER : Hey, come to #meat I like your nick. hehe. bwahaha Msg(87)[8:08] LANCER : Porno for pyros Pyre oh good god they think im a pyromaniac or somethin :P whats their lead singers name? hes fuckin scary :) perry ferrel thats it i was watchin woodstock2 (sadly) and he was goin around telling the audience that the aliens were coming..to teach us peace and alotta other bullshit i was about to cry :) HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA dont fuckin laff! hes scary! *** synthesis [syn@red109.redshift.com] has quit IRC (Ping timeout) *** synthesis [syn@red106.redshift.com] has joined #dynamik * synthesis gives his computer the middle finger * synthesis gives his RAM the middle finger hrm......what to wear to work bbl this is the first and most important decision of the day so it was tool who flooded me now i know who to report to internet relay chat cops AngelSpyBot wants to know if she may enter what's the point of a spybot if you tell everyone it's a spy bot? tht's the point this suc ir someone can read this please BEEP me I just fried my monitor!!!!!!! :( Thank you!!!!!! ummmmmmm SJOT! whree the fuck is j0s? well if he gets on here BEFORE he returns my page......PLEASE have him call me tell him I ummmmmm well kinda spilled pop inn my moinitor and well it kinda um shorted out crash: never EVER make penis jokes? ok.. so whut if i have a lil dick... man.. it's still in Hawaii, with the rest of you shack living, grass skirt wearing mother fuckers ;) AHAHHHAHHH fuck off you squint eyed kimchee swilling lard ass beeaytch!!! hey all hi menstruation-fluidRoSE IOde:hey, I'm not a menstruation fluid, yes you are. I don't wanna have anythin to do with the menstruation cycle * iode menstruates on mfR (menstruation-fluidRoSE) IODE CAN MENSTRUATE WHOA!!!! from all the times i've masturbated to porn on the comp i never once actually got my cum on the keyboard not doritos, and i del newspic by mistake ooh.. he del it! * iode takes crasher to a deli and orders a slice of cheesecake errr fnord i ment fnord you ment it eh? * iode hands crasher a mint * Cph|ber is idle: lifting weights (log/on) translation -> lifting a burger <^Kokanee> my name is kok and i am looking for a nice girl i am 13 tomorrow at 4:20 pm please msg or dcc me we did that to some kid at school... took a phallic organ from a pr0n pic and morphed it onto the forehead of a piccy of this guy's head and printed it out in full colour and put it on the notice board haeAEHeaheaHea YOU DILDO ON WHEELS WITH A TORCH AND A YELLOW HAT dont u hate it when u make your root/boot disks and you dont want to loose them so u put them in one of those spiffy 2 disk plastic holder things, then when u get to your room and try to open em the thing doesnt open up so u get a screw driver to force it apart then u push it throught and the fuckin thing pokes throught a disk? *** hotbabe (zoey4@pet-ca1-17.ix.netcom.com) has joined channel #kids hi ppl! HOTBABE: HEY BABY, HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME GO SOME PLACE A LITTLE MORE PRIVATE ok hotbabe: i was jokin eh =) hotbabe: like hotbabe: you weren't sposed to go "ok" hotbabe: you were sposed to go "piss off freak" *hotbabe* age/sex/location? (zoey4@pet-ca1-17.ix.netcom.com [12:55PM]) christ i know! fag! *** hotbabe has left channel #kids this screensave sux it just flashes all the graphics from the harddrive, so i see nasty ass pron myy brother in law downloaded, then i see my face nol provides dns for distorted.org? fnord; yes arc: how m uch $? :) fnord: 38 dollars, i spent all my money on this one axe i wish i didnt buy, it was 14k or so and if im not watching xfiles, my tv is always set to channel 18.. the disney channel :) imagine watching cartoons all day and ircing and drinking darjeeling what a life ya gotz jeff :) that's a life?:) hell ya! speaking of drinking darjeeling, my cup's tasting kinda strong * fnord_ adds some hot water LOL! hahahaha whats so funny about that? LOL! * Toasty falls over i didnt say something with an alternate sick meaning without knowing it, did i? hhahahahahahaha HAHAHHA man everyone looks to me when they want a bj grrr i sit out for gym i guess that why she gave me a "f" i couldn't find a way to cheat in it 15 more minutes and my sausage is ready.. my owen sausage :>:> i hear that's an exciting thing in finland sausage ownership thefar, nii.. eilen kokeilin 50% absolut vodkaa etta kuolisko popot mutta kuume nous 1.5 astetta.. <__anders> "absolut vodka", that part i understood. seeing as that both thefear and siwu have trouble writing each others nicks right.. i'd say they both drank some of that absolute vodkaa :) [S+Z] [ fnord_ ] oh, so you kissed her, then saw her, and then jumped on her to say hi? [S+Z] [ Toasty ] *closes his eyes and clicks his heels, mumbling to himself.. this conversation is not happening.. this conversation is not happening... thi s is not happening.. they are not lagging my server to talk about netsex.. there s no place like home.. theres no place like home.. *** JS!f89667df&@psx-ca1-03.ix.netcom.com joined #living_room @<06:02:52 PM> * Rontu sniffs JS' crotch *** JS signed off [ Quitting ] @<06:03:49 PM> uh eek it's scary when my computer begins gruntng at me my nose hairs are tew long... <[S0uR]> hrrm <[S0uR]> well time for sex bbl <[S0uR]> g/f out of the shower now Draco projects, <> who wanted a gaint mouse skin? <> in Anglic. Cimmaron shouts, "mememememememem" in Anglic. <_Don_> mlclhs.lvjusd.k12.ca.us <- I helped set up that computer a few years ago.. now Carl's storing his page on it. fiufefngeknvhfnvre.feiugfgkjvh.adhgsdfw.ca.us <- I typed up this fake host just 20 seconds ago. now you people are reading it on your screen. apart from the dog he's french =) damn poodles. woo poodle =) is it one of those fucking things with a ball on its tail and like clusters of fur here and there? fnord: nah it's just this big ball of back wool =) fnord: it's the full on derelict poodle all wool hangin off it everywhere probably can't see with his current hairdo got an attitude too =) he rules =(- that looks bit like a duck meow: have you ever seen a duck? i mean... one that hasn't been exposed to radioactive stuff *** dEW^Ntw (dEW@dialup111-6-3.swipnet.se) joined channel #coders Can anyone explain filled polys to me? it's this kind of loser i despise =) dew: they are like polys that are filled it's this kind of loser i admire =) i used to be funny i used to be cute then i hit puberty *** - SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: IRC has been known to consume time , *** - cause insanity, cause havoc, destroy hopes and dreams, cause *** - tumors, cause birth defects, contain carbon monoxide, and promote *** - lung cancer. "i wonder why there was this weird piece of gluey stuff in my pocket." - vira, quote fo the day i ate too much... i gotta fart now....... *BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPP PPPPPPP P PPPP P PPPPPPPPP PPPPP PPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPP PP PPPPPPP [3:40] the only pic i have of you is when your leaning agains t a car.... [3:40] is that the one u want up? hmm i'll get a new one hold scanning my ass SHIT ok that was a bad idea fuck i just broke my scanner i sat on the fucker this is bad my ass broke something wonder what would have happened if i had farted on it... * Sl33P is away [.- cleaning glass -.] - [T-H-S] [REC/ON] Msg(1)[23:35] jebstuart : HHHEEEELLLLPPPPP !!!! Msg(2)[23:35] jebstuart : im now involutarily running linux and im so confused its not funny theres a phleGm boy on twisted after dark that screen saver kicks ass :) its more entertaining than most tv shows today :P last time i offered my ass to someone, she took it...and i cant get it back...i had to replace it with a garbage can lid Traveler: that must suck Traveler: gi goe underwear fits on a garbage can lid? no...i glues them to it vira's room is cold. no wonder he's so smart. his brain is preserved oh shit, ive seen it all now i just hit a web page with an icon bar that was a fucking SHISHKABOB!!!!!! OF ALL FUCKING THINGS! yu click on the lil different pieces of food * Toaster bangs his head into the wall over and over and over i'll be 18 on my 18th birthday u porked a 14 year old? one time when I was at some steak place the steak got up, said "moo" and started running around the plate then I stabbed it and it bit me so I threw it across the room and got kicked out now i know why I don't do a /list #100%_sex_fuck_pics #100%collegegirlsexpics #100%collegegirlsexpics #100%collegesexpics #100%preteen_sexpics #100tradesexpics #101%sexpics some perverted fuck aint getting any eh? ohohoho, i od'd on flinstones vitimans this summer cause they tasted good if you could have one thing in the werld, what would it be? id say a giant shroom to live in can you imagine that? man what is it with you and this smurf fetish? you get bored...so you just take a bite offa your cieling...and your not bored anymore :) SMURFS ARE GOOD YOU ARE BAD i'm not crazy, i only wear my cloths inside out so no one steals my wallet i'm not crazy, i only wear my cloths backwards so i know who's looking at my ass my phone is an old touch tone...there's a bird that gets hit in the nuts and squaks into the receiver wow that joke was so lame i think it tore a rift in the faberic of the universe -el_jefe:#rock- suasage 1.99 -el_jefe:#rock- beer 4.56 6pck -el_jefe:#rock- naked dead chicks Free they dont work worth a fuck -el_jefe:#rock- tacos we robbed a taco bell here -el_jefe:#rock- inflateable doll Ugh 29.96 or something -el_jefe:#rock- used crack pipe with toilet handle: 12.50 -el_jefe:#rock- pay up fucknut -el_jefe:#rock- moo moo moo hers yer fucking pizza! Pal -el_jefe:#rock- extra peperoni 1.99 <^GoD^> i gotta fart again <^GoD^> *FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART* * iode inhales the rich scent ahh.. rotting orange hawaiian punch tastes awful.. always remember to drink out of the _right_ cup.. *blech* ah fuck dont you hate it when you think you have to fart and when you do a bunch of shit comes outta yer asshole * Phopp has many wonderful girlies Angie, Keeley, Kristi, Amie and Jennifer <^CRaSHeR^> do u name your fingers on your left hand too? hey jean-na what are your mesurements .. enquiring minds want to know 36-24-36 you know i havn't exactly figured out what the 3 numbers stand for yet i always ask girls that and they give me numbers but idunno what they are =] lemme see 36 would be neck length right? then 24 would be hair length right? gabe: spit or swallow? gabe: or gargle and then decide? <_hAZE_> I wanna get the Netscape Personal Edition with the dialer and everything built in. =) nutscrape <_hAZE_> Better than Mosaic. * fnord_ scrapes his nuts <_hAZE_> Or MSIE. microsnot internet exploder <_hAZE_> It exploded my WinNT. =( stop bringing me into your homosexual activites im not a dick slicer I DONT CHOP DICKSCUT THEM SLICE THEM OR MAKE THEM BLEED&*^$#^%#! I have no holes in my body that aren't factory default my son threw some sort of slimy crap on the ceiling... Looks like a big blue booger. Kids... Gotta love em or beat em; he called me a brown noser =) arc: for emailing nasa =) look, i just wanted a free rocket ride fnord: i told them that running httpd as root and being phf vulnerable is bad and can i please have a satellite dish installed in my yard for going out of my way. im sitting in this fucking chair and i lost my pencil! HOW>??? am i that patthetic? disco in a word? yes "[ ] Register Electronicly?" [X] Skip Registration because you warezed this software?" "Setup complete!" WHY FOR ARE YOU KICKING MY DOG AND CALLING HIM FUCK BLOODY anyways..i gotta split ppl :P bbl *** grem signed off [ eghf ] @<05:55:36 PM> he splits people? murderer. <^CRaSHeR^> i went to the library today <^CRaSHeR^> i was like woa <^CRaSHeR^> the place is huge man this goat just walked past the window and it's on fire haha like it's not every day a flaming goat enters your backyard and stands in front of your window [MEMNOCH] Hello? <[01:16AM]:MEMNOCH@port03.backroads.net> [MEMNOCH] are you there? <[01:19AM]:MEMNOCH@port03.backroads.net> > [MEMNOCH] WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU [MEMNOCH] oops sorry <[01:20AM]:MEMNOCH@port03.backroads.net> dammit i thought np would be north pole [S+Z] styx Countries: [NP] is [Nepal] it's north pole, just the guy who typed it has a lisp or is retarded CUNT FUCK YOU CHEESEBOI YOU WILL DIE HAHAHAHA SO WILL YOU YES I WILL SOMEDAY STANKDICKED H0SMOFAGGOTUAL OK THAST IT HAHAHAHA YOU PISSED ME OFF NOW HAHAHAHAHAHA * icepick dodges the drooling retard to the left to the right you see this dense hunchback slobbering all over the place, charging at the walls and going "huh?" YOU FUCKING KANGAROOHUMPINGDINGORAPINGCOTTAGECHEESECUNTEATINGNUTSACKCHEWINGDILDODEVOURING AUSSIE BOI i was calling my bbs "Abduhl's house of curry" at one stage had this hell towel head dude on the logo.ans and camels and shit on the menus i haven't walked my dog in like 3 or 4 years man hehe poor cunt i wonder if his legs still work =) Holy...I just experienced such a major burp.. I swear, I think I may have torn some lung tissue. yesterday sucked i didnt shower cause i didnt do nothing layed around and chilled and i saw a fucking lot of people everyone kept coming over :( ONLY DAY I DONT FUCKING SHOWER fuckin yes yes * amanda moans * amanda moans she doesnt need Xeno the thrill of a download gets her going she's gonna explode once n is done amanda looks at her dogs jizz undera microscope nyt: no my dog cant jizz it has been nudered fe fi fo fum eat me out and watch me cum gimme a sex brb im never in quotes, but thats only because i dont rape my dogs and have anything worthwhile to comment about it 311 solerasrv is jesus@portC01.Generation.NET (fservebot) 319 on channels: @#check_list @#Sex_sites_list @#!!!!!!!!!!flash_pics hehe...sex site lists...not very deserving of his username, is he? :) Apparently, Jesus is a little frisky after wandering the Earth for so long... Hmm.. Jesus is showing us the way.. Quick christians! To the Sex sites! heh. you know how bored i am? I set one of those Glade plugin cartritges on fire.. now my whole room smells sickeningly sweet, and there's black little things floating around.. * iode unsnaps her bra for you ack wrong channel * Toasty needs another fone! FUCK! * Toasty sighs err fone, fuck not fone fuck ARC IS A HAIRY SASQUATCH YETI BIGFOOT SECKZ BANDIT WHO ROOTS FAT ASS GREEK WOMEN WITH BACKHAIR AND FLAB what the FUCK is a yeti anyway? YOU SECKZER OF FATWOMEN WHO CHANT "SOUVLAKI MALAKA" THROUGHOUT SEX arc: yeti=sasquatch=hairymothafucka hey hey icepick calm down gonna have a hernia NO MAN I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH WE GOT A 19 YEAR OLD SOCKS FANATIC DISSIN MAH HOME LAND THEN THE GUY WHO WHORES HIMSELF TO FAT GREEK HAIRBALLS THROWS IN HIS LITTLE BIT IT'S JUST GETTING A LITTLE OUT OF HAND AND I'M HERE TO SETTLE THE SCORE it was all arcs idea and if i get busted arc goes down YOU'RE INVOLVED BITCH HAHAHAHAHA it's easier to fight off the homos in prison if there's two of us you don't mind do you? pico is for easy people like me*^&$# not like easy like whore like easy but oh shit inogre that Man...I cant wait to move out of this hell bachelor pad I dont care if they dont put the seat down...I just want them to put the seat UP before they piss * amanda saw shadow img sexual size er side god my boob itches i hate that and when u scratch it it looks like your a tittie pincher hah amanda: stop yer making us horny hah well im sure that you guys have had tittie itchingsn too what do elephants use for tampons sheep what's the moral of the story watch out for red woolly sweaters * fnord^ rips off his shift key * fnord^ gets a solder gun and wires * fnord^ wires the shift key stuff to a 120vac socket * fnord^ types.. # # ### ### # # # ### # # # ### ####### # # # # # # # # ### # # ### ### im gonna take 2 dates to this dance your mom and your dad? my f key is stuck to my keyboard but for some reason i can still use it fine my t key is broken off but i still use it iode: your keyboard rocks v noh, fixed f, there was a piece of chocolate holding it down hehe iode's keyboard may be dirty and sticky and farted on but it works like hell Does anyone else get hard by lookin at there dick? DAMNIT my dad jsut walked up to me and farted in my face besides, people dont put any effort into netsex they do about 6 words r0c, but touching themselves and typing 3 sentences.. Ugh! :) i just farted so hard that it hurt ow smelly too smells like carrots plazma you know i fucked up a test because of you i spelled 'plasma' 'plazma' and i'm so used to it that way i didn't even notice #madcrew Diablo Destroyed my Windows 95. Moral: never *buy* a game. #madcrew topic set by BillyPhuz on Sat Mar 08 21:39:58 [14:51] -Nickey- i think i got a yeast infection...wanna scratch??? =) At the security office outside Disneyland: "Bob Dole likes his Disneyland! You can't keep Bob Dole from Disneyland! Disnetland loves Bob Dole! Bob Dole will spread peanut butter on your computer if Bob Dole can't go to Disneyland! And get off Bob Dole's chair! You can't sit in Bob Dole's chair! That's Bob Dole chair! Bob Dole was almost president so you have to listen to Bob Dole! I don't care if your name is Mickey or Walt or whoever...I'm Bob Dole and Bob Dole gets to go to Disneyland! Don't you go touching Bob Dole! Bob Dole will sure you behind off if you don't let Bob Dole into Disneyland! Bob Dole sees nothing wrong with Bob Dole's actions! 'Oh, the poor security officer got his head smashed into a pole...' WUSS! Bob Dole isn't responsibile for wimps! Bob Dole fights for Bob Dole!" *** iode changed nickname -> iodesman hi im gay and i'm iode's guy * iodesman nibbles on iode's penis *** iodesman changed nickname -> iode * iode moans *** iode changed nickname -> iodesman *giggle* *** iodesman changed nickname -> iode <^CRaSHeR^> i saw a scorpion walking down the sidewalk once <^CRaSHeR^> it was small <^CRaSHeR^> i laughed at it <^CRaSHeR^> and went on *** Topic #jedi: Zytek -- Your portable UNIX guru. Insert 75 cents for an additional 3 minutes *** Topic #jedi: Set by Zytek on Wed Mar 12 00:30:00 1997 no-1: having to sleep is with a whore is one of the many hopes of my 15 year old mind. > > > > >>Uhhh....I can't see how anyone couldn't eyeball a pun like that. It's > > > > >>lying in plain sight. In fact, it's an eyesore. > > > > >> > > > > >D'OH! Musta been readin' the thing with my eyes shut... > > > > > > > > Eye see... > > > > > > Eye hope this doesn't turn into a very long thread. ^^;; > > > > Eye am getting pissed. Shut up before Eye poke your I out. :b > > _____________________________________________ > > What a cornea joke. <|GOOFiE|> OUCH! i think i got frost bite from office duster spray! OUCH! *ring* hello someone hacked my web page, and put kiddie porn on it change your password moron ok, but can i keep the kiddie porn on there? winzip unzips everything except yer pants not only is my nose peeling, but I have a pimple and just to add to that, my bottom right eyelid is infected Gis: oh no.. youve got a pimple. * iode squirts a few of his pimples at gis and smears it all over her face <_jestr_> i mean to log it to a file log to a file? no idea ask immy ask immy.. no.. no ask immy.. immy...uhh.. no speka englis eat a bowl of fuck Chris12! i'm taking care of a philodendron. i find by not watering it,it grows. so i haven't watered it in a week. perhaps it's a masochist plant? [BOND0007!SURFER@Rosslyn2.tbaytel.net] cinni It was intended to be a positive remark how quickly you trusted me and on we went. that's all. he's quadruple oh 7. Kuxli: weird, i looked over at this stick of deodorant and went 'whoa icecream' then .1 milsecs later I got upset when I realized what it was Don: what's the right way to masturbate to prevent getting carpul tunnel syndrome? I'm getting harrassed over here! you are? too bad you were probably masturbating even before you hit puberty fnord: yep fnord: ive been masturbating since i was 8 uh no further comment i could masturbate to orgasm when i was 8 but i didnt ejaculate til i was around 10 the first time i jacked off was in the shower. i was cleaning my dick with shampoo. it felt nice. but it really FUCKING HURT to piss with shampoo in my urethra <_hAZE_> HHAHAHAHAHAHAH <_hAZE_> iode learns an important lesson. =P itd be cool if there was a book called "fuk u" and the first chapter consisted of this: 1.1 "Fuck" Fuck 1.2 "You" You!!!!!!!!!! Summary: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hmm For Further Study: FUCK A DONKEY! Excersizes: FUCK A GOAT! bees = ebonics.. "i bees down wid dat" <^CRaSHeR> if everyone has every disease there will be no worrying about getting them they broke up :( w00...TLC :) the learning channel broke up? no Randy, the singing group TLC broke up the learning channel had it's own singing group? what kind of music? my cats are gay. i caught them butt fucking did you give them bondage equipment? no, i walked in and the smaller cat was pumping himself into the big fat cat yup i think ill become a vegetarian for at least 1 week i'll become a humanitarian. * slxix munches on a friends leg. we were on a train and he was eatin an orange and we went through a tunnel and like it was totally dark so 5 minutes later, we got outta the tunnel and he says, u got a napkin? my hands r sticky i was like UGH, you did THAT in HERE? whoever created the concept of homework should get sterilized and castrated.. and get raped buy some fat guy named Freddy who eats ice cream constantly uh i had a splinter in my thumb for a day and a half but then i got it out with a piece of yellow paper. i'm mguyver. * demention grabs the brownie mix, starts stirring and tries to muffle the agonizing screams coming from the bowl it brings a new meaning to "Girl-Scout cookies" ive probably eaten more of my own cum than food today im hungry brb jacking off [fadat1!non@alibaba-13.slip.bradley.edu] bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh. fuk what the fuck happened to the air supply in here the air just got like thinner its hard to fucking breathe cactoid's nick is representative of his desire to be one of those little, tall cacti, complete with needles, being used as a masochist female's dildo fnord: correct. apart from the bit after "nick is.." john, you have too much time on your hands 8) <_hAZing_> No, John has too much time with his hands. =) [cactoid!diotcac@elastic.kwest.com.au] fuck you and your whole operation [cactoid!diotcac@elastic.kwest.com.au] i am now dispursing my team of assassin rogue hamsters [cactoid!diotcac@elastic.kwest.com.au] i can still call them back, using high powered neural transmitters [cactoid!diotcac@elastic.kwest.com.au] but I don't think I will [cactoid!diotcac@elastic.kwest.com.au] DIE AT THE PAWS OF MY ASSASSIN HAMSTERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO [cactoid!diotcac@elastic.kwest.com.au] DIE NOT THE ASSASIN HAMSTERS?#@!??$!?$@ are you mocking the hamsters? * cactoid calls "ruprect, go for the testicle, remember - go for the resticle" there's an ms office cd downstairs is any of the stuff on there any good? demention: office97? no orifice 95 well I found that cd handy for scraping stubborn poo chunks from my drunken bunghole <_hAZing_> Dear so and so: <_hAZing_> I would like to apploy for the position of blah that was advertised on your web page. <_hAZing_> I am currently working as a masturbator for blah balh, and have 5 years of experience at doing shit. <_hAZing_> If you feel that I would make a good whore for your sluthouse, I would like to meet in person to discuss further. <_hAZing_> I am interested in securing an interview and will call you Friday at 2:--pm to set up a time and date. <_hAZing_> Sincerey, your butt lover. cactoid you suck you're too funny you're my competition in here. fucker you twat-nibbling cow-impersonating choad chomping fucklet choad chomping impressive go slip on a goat in passing * demention punches cactoid. you hot bubbling gastric expulsion slithering down the cellulite ridden leg of a 75yr old obese bisexual swinger with a severe case of crotch rott. bravo bravo *clap* *clap* *whistle* *whistle* demention: CRC means Crosseyed Retard Crustation, and it generally means your zip file has been attacked my a swarm of eldery water-aerobics enthusiasts, not a good thing, as zac suggested. my modem kicks ass!! my modem is the best mod5T3IV%&)RVBTjf7$^ who wants some good butt pictures? im in a bad mood cause I couldn't find any horse-women fuck pics * Brian65 lifts his head from the keyboard. It sways to and fro, as he tries in vain to focus * Koreen1 tells some of the abbreviations found in IRC are: lol-Laughing Out Loud, brb-Be Right Back, bbl-Be Back Later, wb-Welcome Back, btw-By The Way, otp-On The Phone, imho-In My Honest Opinion, afk-Away From Keyboard,np-No Problem, rofl-Rolling On Floor Laughing, j/k-Just Kidding and roflmbo-Rolling On Floor Laughing My Butt Off! tyvm what is that Raven?????????????? tyvm??? thank you very much come on get with the program hammz: haha your gf uses ix.netcom! demention: whois me hammz: haha you use ix.netcom! i can make "hello world" in batch files, shell scripts, perl, c, c++, basic, pascal i can make "hollow whirl" in horse flies, hell transcripts, pearly white cum, sea(men), seamen(extra_strength ++), missionary, and crayon <_hAZE_> I survived having sex in 80 degree weather + humidity in Florida. Well, a guy's puts objects into one of 3 categories. 1) "I want to have sex with it" 2) "I want to eat/drink it" 3) It exists. and when we let our dick think for us that's what happens carl: What do you mean, "let"? Men have no choice. If the dick says jump, the guy will jump. i can overwhelm my dick i think of somethin like denise or victoria and it dies carl: Well, yeah, but that's a dirty trick to use when fighting the power of your penis. In a straight battle of wills, the dick wins. i wanna watch "debbie does cali farm animals" one more time hehehehehehe MIRC hahahahahahahaha *WINDOWS* hahahahahahahha MENUS wewp I fucking rule an admin just booted me off the system for being logged on as him no, thats called getting caught moron buncha web deisgners in a san diego cult commited mass suicide NO! NO WAY! JUOR KIDZORING ME jeah. 39 openings, wanna job? i called my girlfriend my cum dumpster she slaped me HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHH my penis smells of old urine, i can smell it it smells like a public toilet * cocktard flashes his dick to the channel mmm, old urine well spank my hamster and call me foghorn the first browneye for a day!@# * cocktard strains gotta hold this poo in IS ANYONE THERE HAMSTERS HAMSTERS EVERYWHERE HAHAH i have netware cd's and a 25 user license 4.1 give them to me cocktard =] GIVE THEM TO YOU? HOW BIG IS NETWARE? I HAVE NEVER CHECKED BUT ITS 2 CD'S BUT ONE IS DOCOS SO WHO CARES ABOUT THAT cocktard: i get fast dccs would you settle for mavis beacon typing tutor? cocktard; it fists on like oh, about 7-10 1.44MB floppies :) it fists? well thats handy i must say a program that fists my friend's bathroom, it's so weird, it's all mirror, like the walls and ceiling and it sort of gives of a green light jizz:the green light means go [k1ngd0rk(mnr@user-37kb926.dialup.mindspring.com)] YOU FUCKING REFORMATED MY FUCKING CDROM DRIVE !Ayukawa! Anyway: You mostly voted NickServ as female. Here are the official sexes for services: Sex info on services: OperServ and ChanServ are male, NickServ and MemoServ are female, and HelpServ is ambisexual !Ayukawa! *whispers* And for those of you wondering, SplitServ is female for 200 ill sell you jack's soul <]MolocH[> tik: niether fnord or myself are Satan. <]MolocH[> I'll give you $50. hm 50 and a snickers bar <]MolocH[> I'm not racist. I have a color TV. =) [Hotpecs!sdpatlan@oly-wa1-08.ix.netcom.com] like the phone best, but we can get started here for abit if you want. My stats 40 5"8" 7" thick hard cock 46" chest 36" waist hairy puter dead, must replace with something from this centruy! i'm done playing ff3 today fisting fury 3? you have that@#$? let's play "whos can grammar worst be" i ate a fucking cold mushroom on my pizza thats fucking disgusting slimy lil bastard haha it was a magic mushie * c_ looks at kingd0rk trip [ERnurse!lap@Cust125.Max23.Dallas.TX.MS.UU.NET] have seen about ten million uncircumsized penis's tonight with discharge from the meatus..what is the deal..why are they not getting clipped..hummmm something to ponder..;) see? you doubted me but the cactus does not lie much hello? can someone help me? I just vomited all this green shit, and my head keeps spinning around i think something is wrong. i've got a hankering to kill some goats (_fuzz_[dan@169-203-179.ipt.aol.com]) you're nutz, pal =-] (msg[_Fuzz_]) what about em? (_fuzz_[dan@169-203-179.ipt.aol.com]) no, not your nutz, YOU ARE nutz =-] (msg[_Fuzz_]) i am not a pair of testicles. David i've lost my d drive! sometimes, it just leaves.... goes into the other room for awhile... watches TV I think. well when does it plan on coming back?! next time you reboot. or after the TV show is over. [miffstah!tcennon@dial197185.wbm.ca] dunno, maybe your server only sends on teh hour to save money IP |*) prod: you have a line on your forehead prod: and an asterisk in your nose prod: this is quite embarassing prod: i shouldnt have to tell you that prod: you're a grown man prod: and you should be able to look after yourself Guest: "Excuse me, but a sadistic madman broke into my room while I was sleeping and disemboweled my husband. I awoke with his entrails and brain matter covering the ceiling. I am very upset about this." Employee: "I agree, this is unacceptable. No one should ever have to go through this. This is certainly not up to our standards." shrooms? they're like bhrooms fatty: do you know what a bit is? a bit is like a small bite with half the vowels! great for dieters ignore iode, he doesn't know how to use a screwdriver. with half the bowels! great for diarrhea *** PuRpLfAzE changes topic to "I don't think so buddy" *** fnord_ changes topic to "i think so, buddy" *** iode changes topic to "nice sink flow, buffy" *** fnord_ changes topic to "penis sucking flower, ruffy" *** iode changes topic to "burlap flavored cookie, chunky" why does every single mother fucking sunday in my life suck dick 4 weeks ago 100 hairs fell out of my scalp after using denorex and my skin was giving me a hell of shit this week lori's pissed off at her parents and they all of a sudden dont like me that much last week my computer fucked up i wonder whats going to happen next sunday maybe lori will dump me maybe my house will blow up maybe ill get shitlisted here for an accident maybe virginia will get removed from the united states of america and overrun by ecuador brb food the last time i saw my anus was when i was like 3 yrs old iode: are you still nauseated? <[kiwi]> PING? PONG! <[kiwi]> PING? PONG! <[kiwi]> PING? PONG! <[kiwi]> how the HELL DO I TURN THAT OFF <[kiwi]> someone? fuck it hard in the ass and it doesn't cum back i am so elite i've been sitting in my garage for 2 fuckin hours couldn't get in the house You're a motherfucking shit licking feces eating kangaroo fondling turtle scrotum biting elf molesting cock popping rump pumping rectum cluttering cum guzzling milk sucking small woodland creature fondling soap dropping fellatio performing clown raping asshole who lives in a dung hut with a 500 pound midget for a mother and wears funny hats while trading kiddie porn to 6 foot tall gay men in long black trenchcoats *giggle* fnord: *giggle* i love the wedding barbie! i love to act out sex scenes with them, and then get off to it <_Don_> Uh.. why is Toasty Toasty_? Were they killing him again? uh why is Don _Don_? Were they blowing his mother again? [scipio!scipio@Async13.math.tau.ac.il] thought we said we only blow up norway to get 3 boobed girl yesterday... , no the entire world ( there is no poin in bombing the entire world!) shit my away msg was "WANKING" and I was just talking to this chick i know. !jnl! nobody juped MCS yet? wow !marcus! just wake barron up ;) !jnl! JONAH. THIS IS A CHANCE TO WIELD YOUR MIGHTY HUB PENIS OVER DENNINGER. WAKE UP> !mr_bill! he's already in bed !jnl! shit. wake him up. !jnl! you jupe it, bill. it makes my ass itch !mr_bill! if I woke him up about an irc thing, he'd shoot me !jnl! you can put that in the reason if you want !jnl! 'makes prae's ass itch' !mr_bill! nuh uh, I'm not juping it - that's jonahs thing !mr_bill! I just keep *.texas.net running 8-) !jnl! I should go register texas.net on alternic and come on mcs from ME_HAVE_BIGPENIS.texas.net !jnl! that would get mcs juped I bet !_Melody_! Bill, what's up? !mr_bill! my hormones. YOU THINK I'M FUCKING STUPID? yes yeah "john! get in here! in my room! now! come on! i wanna show you it!" - vira uh bbiaf getting butt raped uh i dont see why vira gives so much of a shit about vietnamese news hes like jumping about and giggling while watching this woman speak in a different language now he's abusing me with his fist Sendrik: porpoises have a 24hr/7day erection. Anarch: thanks for sharing that Sendrik: snails have these little cartilege daggers that they stab their mates with during intercourse. Anarch: have you been watching PBS again? you boys been stirring shit up down at the local barn? hey vira, tell icepick about your testicle hold. cactoid: you enjoyed that, didnt you? this is going to be one of those days. [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] am looking for a site that I can Upload 1.5 gig of Warez and Gamez too, T-1 and Up Only Msg me! -> [warez007] haha, you're fucking dumb. -> [warez007] you're now my benchmark for dumbness. [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah fuck u -> [warez007] i'll be comparing all people to you, congratulations. [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass -> [warez007] step the fuck back newbie before i wax your ass, shove up sausage down your throat and let rabid dogs up your ass. homo milk - Homogenized milk. Known in the States as whole milk. Nobody here thinks twice about what images milk cartons with the word "HOMO" in big letters on the side conjure up in the minds of Americans. holy...they dont call it Homo in the states? i didnt know that zerohour: vira and i are twins unfortunately he only has one testicle and i have three eyeballs Whoah. however, my third eyeball looks kinda like a nad it must've gotten stuck on in my mom's womb THOU IMPUDENT SNOT! vira: you misspelled 'though'. iode: incorrect. 'thou' is an old English way of saying 'you'. vira: you misspelled 'slaying'. iode: it's a rather familiar term, so it was only used among friends or to a subordinate. vira: you misspelled 'lather'. im the boss around here * fnord_ grins uh im the horny bastard around here * r0c grins does anyone here use the crap that makes the water in their toilet blue or green or whatever? hmm i want some green toilet water green is pretty <[kiwi]> uh <[kiwi]> why are ywe even talking aout toilet water? hehe blue's better :P brown's better. ppl that say they need to feed their face are dumb cuz you arent feeding your face the only thing that has to do with eating and your face is your lips i want to feed my cock some vagina *gobble gobble* dude my yogart contains "live cultures" fear that shiznit. woo tapeworm flavored yogurt yup. eggs-on-the-bottom. but it's the manly thing to do. uh no its the faggot thing to do do you have a homophobic thing against faggots? CompuMan: yes homophobes are faggots! People who call homophobes faggots are faggots homophobes suck dick. dude I'm an athiest I swear to god!@ I work at pizza hut :P sum dude goe ecoli from our bacon once we got a new bacon manufacturer then :P and the other day a roach crawled out of a delivery bag at some dude's house get a new roach manufacturer * fnord_ wraps chad up in duct tape * fnord_ wraps saran wrap all over chad * fnord_ tosses chad in a cardboard box * fnord_ locks chad in a closet * fnord_ nails the closet door shut * fnord_ gets a sheet of metal and welds it to the door i've heard of bondage but this is ridiculous! nonfat milk does bad stuffs to muh butt i know a fnord is now its the daemon for the fnor client. fnor -l cactoid 127.0.0.1 fnord v1.3.4 ready login: cactoid password: welcome to my vagina sigh. no school dedicated ppp and microwave burritos. this is heaven. oh oh I saw a license plate yesterday "LAMERS" i have a basement my sister sleeps in it hehe we keep her locked down in there, and feed her ceral she's like stupid, i take my friends down there and we throw pebbles at her and torment her.. though we cant go to close she has these big claws and could rip me apart whenever i call her 'jeff' she like starts to foam at the mouth and pulls so hard on her chains they groan and stuff she'll rip your balls off and force feed them to you and babble about lucky charms when caught masturbating in the shower: "It's my dick, I can wash it as fast as I like" this is when we took over #coders and invited #bifemsex in cactoid and pg and incog were acting like women * SunShine3 grabs Cac's head, pulling her face against my moist muff mpfpffhh mppfff! YOU GRIK COK YOU STEAL MY DOG YOU CALL ME COK I HIT YOU WITH MY GARDON HOE AND RAKE synapse and cactoid doing their greek act it's happened again kinda remember how that strange family was in my house well, i know the people this time, but i walked out in the kitchen in my boxers and these two parents and this little girl are staring at me i have a fucking headache the size of somethin real big go eat a cat no damnit yes why dont you go eat a damn cat damnit! cause i ain't no freak from melmac =) yer just a kitchen utensil! bar utensil. an inanimate object! you're just a brown furry slob =) same fuck'n thing i not only cooked my meal but half the house so step the fuck back =) before i come play chef in ukiah =) or whatever that hicktown is called =) they threw a ground sheet over me while i was sleeping and painted my ceiling dad told them not to wake me up i was half awake for about 10 minutes just lying there trying to figure out if i was awake, and if i was, what the hell was i lying under then i heard voices, and smelt paint i need to register my kiddieporn channel you need help I do? for what? *** gnarf sets mode: +b *!*plantman@206.102.193.* *** NecroBestial was kicked by gnarf (fuck off) fuck is my unniversal adj shit is my universal noun fuck is also my alternate verb so my universal phrase "what the fuck is this shit?" "what time is it" fuck if i know "where did he go?" like i fucking know? actually my friend billy use to work at KFC and he use to pee on the chicken before he friend it fried, even it was his friendly and non-verbal way of saying "bet you 5 bux i can get you to taste my piss and pay me for it and say mmm, finger licking good" /nuke kr0nelius ooops pretend you didnt see that *** kr0nelius has quit IRC (EOF From client) * wierdo beats his head on the wall * slxix beats the wall on wierdo's head. HOW THE FUCK I HAVE THAT CUNT JUICE SMELL ON MY FINGER AGAIN and I haven't been there in a week HI MEOW AND FNORD AND ICEPICK oh fuck off arc *** icepick signed off [ sick of your shit ] @<01:15:31 AM> *** icepick!icepick@slgol1p26.ozemail.com.au joined #smoosh @<01:15:43 AM> did i fool you? [S+Z] icepick (icepick@slgol1p26.ozemail.com.au) has joined channel #goatsex [S+Z] Users on #goatsex: @icepick [S+Z] Join to #goatsex is now synched (2.125 seconds) [S+Z] Mode change "+snti" on channel #goatsex by icepick i took over #goatsex i'm not racist, i hate everyone * r0c has been despretly trying to get into this site with naked pictures of princess leia;P 1243: When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? arc: When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? arc: When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? arc: When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? arc: When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? arc: When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? arc: When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? WHAT THE FUCK haha h0s WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING i'm in 9th grade and i went to a college fair....blah 9th grade???? FRESHMEN!!!11 BWAHAHAHAH FATTY's a FROSH!!!!! BWAHJAHAHAHAH lets find kannan and throw him in a dumpster DIE FROSH SHIT!!!1 then lets throw carl in the dumpster fuck you i'm not goin in one of those again and i'll kill anyone who tries matt: i hope you have nightmares of kannan having anal sex with you ughf your disgusting now see what bothers me most is that you thought about that.. blefgh so.. whats up irQ uh, im sitting here looking at the wall im starting to see naked women how come my walls dont do that?! * Bl0odRoSE tickles mikee till he pee's his pants too <_mikey_> umm carl.. <_mikey_> that ain't pee;) weird that was hella qierd it was so weird it was qierd guess what i put on these undies today. right thinking they'd be ok all day. I noticed a small hole in the right testicle area, but I didn't think it'd become a problem. by midmorning, my testicle had attempted an escape. and the rest of the day, it tried to make up its mind STAYING? GOING? it couldn't decide resulting in a chaffing. god dammit i must relieve this testicle Aaaaaaaaaaahhhghghglglllll CONSIDER THE TESTICLE: RELIEVED. i need to do a big poo. BUT I'm TRYING TO HOLD IT BACK BUT ITS POKING ITS TONGUE OUT AARRRGG GET BACK IN THERE EVIL POO no, sorry.. this one ain't going back in.. I can't hawkeye this one, i'm afraid. * cactoid is away: laying a cable. [msglog/on] AND I'M TAKING A MAGAZINE WITH ME, OK? SO I'LL BE A FEW HOURS. * cactoid is away: EVICTING A BAD TENNANT. [msglog/on] cactoid?? cactus?!? what is this?!!? take over by the desert factory? the desert factory? please cancel the shipment. you've had too much. cactoid you ordered it! I ordered what? no no no i'm not talking about the inflatable goat sex toys i'm talking about the OTHER shipment. goat sex ... aaaaah venice cactoid hmm let's check this.. hmm cactois load : one shipment of desert factory stuff... one shipment of goat sex toys.. and one shipment of.. er.. oops.. that's censorred... It's gotta be pretty bad if goat sex toys made it through the censor. Perhaps used penial parts. Amanda has the leather suit w/ whips n cuffs ahha agnt i like hershey's syrup oh thought you said whipcream i like juice Pussy juice? no i dont like pussy juice!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE FRUIT JUICE YOU FRUIT grape juice and organge juice ;) orange juice Suck me dry 16/m/boxers here :) shoot i hate sneezing it makes my nipple hard same for goose bumbs quote that :) no it wasnt funny i was eing seirousl I found it quite amusing :) no your dick found it amusing What were piggy and christopher doing in the toilet? LOOKING FOR POOH!@# hah hah hah erm erm erm i need a pen i need to stop my urine from flowing out my peehole, and only a pen will do BUT, this way, we dont need a rental car, and dont have to worry about transportation at all...we can go drink to our heart's contents at Pleasure Island in the evenings, and have no worries about getting back to the hotel * Garfr will crawl back, drooling all the way, screamming things about Captain Morgan my only problem with flying is that its so boring...hehe the only interesting bits are the takeoff and landing, and they're way too short... they ought to land and take off a few times in mid-flight, just to add some interesting events to the flight they stop roller coasters if you get barfy? naw...they cant stop roller coasters once yer off the thing that pulls you up the first hill the thing relies on its speed to get it to the end of the ride the train would fall off if they tried to stop it on a loop if you puked at the top of the loop, would your puke hit you in the face when you got to the bottom of the loop? * ruohorez is away: (farting near a flame.) - save msgs [on] pager [on] that'd be a pretty cool joke for when guests come over, to put a ladle in the toilet and little paper cups nearby line the kids up for some surprise punch "This punch will really get you pissed" * Tok looks over atta his lemonade.. suddenly, yellow liquid loses all appeal.. Yeah, you ever had that. Yer sitting ther taken a dump, and you get real thirsty, and don't wanna get up and go to the tap So you must put yer cup, and scoop up water from the toilet i need to clean this brothel up i need to have a shower. i can smell my balls, and i've got a blocked nose. TiK: FUCK OFF you guys stop fighting WHAT? STOP FARTING? OK *BRRRRRT* OOPS yah take it over i da you dare you da me? tik: you forgot to put on your helmet, didn't you. I WOULDN'T LIKE YOU EVEN IF THE WORLD WAS FLOODED WITH PISS AND YOU LIVED IN A TREE. my cat says hi to everyone hes on my lap staring at the screen and trying to get my food elijah has a nice little pussy on his lap in perfect position. Now we all know why he's smiling right now haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha okay i know why i only attract boys i've figured it out you're a human female? You're a human male in cactoid's part of town? fear my cornchips everyone will dcc me everything except the stuff they wont dcc me arc: Clear the laundromat!! This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!! arc: Clear the laundromat!! This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!! arc: Clear the laundromat!! This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!! arc: Clear the laundromat!! This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!! arc: Clear the laundromat!! This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!! arc: Clear the laundromat!! This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!! dude wtf? dfsfsdsd'sdfl;kasflksaj;dlfj;sadjf;lskadjf;sajd;kflj;saldjkf;lasdj; flkjas;dkfja;lskjdf;lasjk;dlfkj;lasjkf;lkasjfl;kjds;lkfjwierdosldfk jlskdjf;lasj;dlfj;sdljf;lsjkdis;fljksla;kjdflskaj;fljsa;ldfjasa;lfj la;skjdfl;kdumb;jlas;flkla;sdjfmother;sjf;lajsl;fj;aljsd;flasjfucke r;sjf;lskajd;fljas;dlkfj;lsakjdf uh why did you say 'wierdo' ? whaT? 'wierdosldfk' i didnt you are imagining things 'lkfjwierdosldfk' go play with your toys wierdo Q: What's fifty feet long and smells of piss? A: A Conga line at an old people's home. marnie marnie marnie hrmqx0rz uNF f00p!@##!0#%*@%@6%&0*%&@*@#@# hrmqx0rz floof on you! marnie PHET marnie uNF marnie f00p!@##!0#%*@%@6%&0*%&@*@#@# marnie hrmqx0rz floof on you! my god *** h0s has left channel #Zero ::: neuronik has changed the topic on channel #scrollz to: thats why they call me the neuronator say neuronator 20 times fast what do you get? urinator. * h0snacho POOPOO * h0snacho with cheese * h0snacho with cheese and salsa i was typing /c instead of /um =) /c /um WHATS ON MEOWS MIND ., ,,'` )-{ ""., )-{ `' thats a headless chicken. [pGeist(pgeist@crl10.crl.com)] `'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'` [pGeist(pgeist@crl10.crl.com)] this is grass upside down what a wacker. '`'`'`'`'`'OOOOO'`'`'`'``'` that's grass upside down with dog poo `'`'``'|'`'`'|'`'`'`OOOOO'`'``'|'`'`'`|''`'` this is grass with sprinklers AND shit. pGeist: are you drunk? actually, no pGeist: then you're fucked up. pg you're funny. i try. pg you're not funny. i try. cactoid: do you know a guy named bryan callen? who? a guy named bryan callen [S+Z]3 address 3 ThaDragon!dragon@fctnts05c33.nbnet.nb.ca [S+Z]3 irc name 3 System Administrator [S+Z]3 channels 3 @#c [S+Z]3 server 3 irc.nbnet.nb.ca ([beryl.nbnet.nb.ca] NBNet in New Brunswick Canada) ThaDragon's a system administrator of a dos box the very thought of a system administrator sends chills down my spine! ooh! * fnord_ whois's td * fnord_ shivers "haha let's fuck with him" "nah man, look at his ircname" "woah shit..." "ok let's fuck with piker instead" "ok" i drank bundy and coke last night.. and it fucked me up it didn't fuck me up but it did last time i had it so I was careful i drank it slowly very very slowly observing as i drank to make sure the evil diabolical bundy bunyips didn't attack my liver MUAHAHAH THEY SAY MUAHAHAH THEY MOCK ME AS THEY ATTACK DIE LIVER DIE THEY LAUGH PRANCING AROUND MY GUT WE ARE THE BUNDY BUNYIPS MUAHA WE ATTACK YOUR LIVER YES MUAHAH BAWHAHAHAH WE ARE DIABOLICAL AND STUFF UAHAHA one day ill be telling people how i used to use p5/166's with 32mb ram and linux 2.0 and we'll all have a good laugh one day i'll be telling people how i used to know this guy called fnord and we'll all have a good laugh bwhahahahaha the mouse come out of the closet bwhahahaha it was at this point that cactoid realised fnord was tripping. DemonEatr: your news page gives me head cactoid: How do you mean? DemonEatr: well.. basically it's fucked. DemonEatr: and I think I could do a runny poo onto a piece of paper, OCR it in and come up with better code. she keeps calling me a cunt, how can i be a cunt, I don't even have one. (she's going to turn off the computer if I hit how does one spell presistance correctly? with a dictionary i masturbated windows * Shakespre gives kie two blue roses..... * kie blushes * fnord_ gives dot two blue roses * Dot gives fnord_ a kick in the ass... * fnord_ gives dot his shoe back after pulling it out of his ass * Dot blushes.. :) however, if it pleases you all, i still have a habit of ircing with no pants on :P yeah....^ that's Really useful shakes....remember that.. :) my guts are bitchen at me "food mr pick! i want food" "dad's on the case... salad treats coming" -> h0s I FARTED -> h0s AND IT SMELLS VERY VERY UNPLEASANT. h0s!~plastik@tele-anx0234.Colorado.EDU IM GLAD 'sc .sc .sc hahaha having trouble arcy? =) ARC'S DRUNK *** linus (~linus@194.23.151.180) joined #FreeBSD at 07:40PM leenoos heelo, me name is leenoos torvals, and i call leenooks, leenooks * desmo giggles and runs around all crazylike vira's leaning over my shoulder the reason he hasn't been online lately is because his computer is unplugged and he's too lazy to plug it back in <3 that is a heart vira is treating me like shit cuz i didnt know that < was known as a waka what an anus civilian. someone say boobies? when carl sees the word "boobies" he blocks out everything around it and only sees "boobies" fnord: this might be a challenge when he attemps to have sex !mr_bill! prae, you're supposed to CHANGE your undies once a week, not rotate them. ahehae RICE CHICKEN STIRFLY ALL THIS AND MORE WHEN DAD COOKS MY DINNER ahehae did i tell you what happened to me your mom dropped you when you were little? no this was recent !Mike^! For those users that don't know, this is a Wallop.. To keep from seeing these messages please set mode -w for yourself.. !pirnohere! and for those too stupid to figure that out? type /quit I'm an idiot *** meow signed off [ I'm an idiot ] @<06:45:44 PM> * kr0nelius eats his racist cookie without shame * kr0nelius munches on his black and white cookie * kr0nelius eats the black side first because he is a white supremisist when we went to canada, we drove up to this booth, like a toll booth and this guy in it just asked us if we had any fruits or something, i forget "you have any fruit?" probably the guys lunch break and he lost his lunch :P stealing fruit from tourists a history teacher at my school was tellin us this story bout how he went to canada he went through customs, the guy asked if they had any drugs and "my mother being the intelligent woman that she is, said 'well, unless you count the 38 kilos of marijuana in the trunk, we dont'" he hadta stay in canada for like 8 hours a john is a slang term for the customer of a prostitute john crapper is the inventor of the toilet, which is why john is slang for toilet and crap is slang for shit john thomas, my name, is also slang for penis my parents suck. ./nick DiK iode: at least i wasnt named after something i take a shit in tik: at least i wasnt named for an amazon chief "TiK wa lakka bing boom bocka!" its more like "tik man with big dick" john "something in shit in " soemthing in shit in? kr0n "listen to korn need i say more ?" i shit in * iode bows down to tik, his faithul headmaster tik bokka fokka bikki wick flomp tik wanka faggy poop nibbla tik *** Spawn66x1 has been kicked off channel #zero by Donald (Donald) DONALD CANT KICK *** Spawn66x1!Caterpilar@dyn208-6-78-57.win.mnsi.net joined #zero @<01:25:21 AM > *** kr0nelius set mode [ -o+b Spawn66x1 *!*aterpilar@*.mnsi.net ] in #zero @<01 :26:32 AM> *** Spawn66x1 has been kicked off channel #Zero by kr0nelius (c/bk: FEEL MY PEN IS) *** TiK set mode [ -snt-b Spawn66x1!*@* ] in #zero @<01:26:45 AM> HAHAHA TIK CANT UNBAN i just had this thought you know how coke is all bubbly and fizzy? i bet it'd tickle if you poured some onto your anus r0c: ask in #gayjackoff does it tickle if you pour a carbonated drink on your anus? try it and find out ok [ Toasty ] my library card caught on fire whats plural for putz? putzes? <|Binary|> putzii... [KeWLB!please@200-113-211.ipt.aol.com] first u have to DCC chat to hack through IRC [KeWLB!please@200-113-211.ipt.aol.com] then telnet to an address [KeWLB!please@200-113-211.ipt.aol.com] u have to have a constant connectoon [KeWLB!please@200-113-211.ipt.aol.com] to the person [KeWLB!please@200-113-211.ipt.aol.com] which is a DCC I watched Married With Children today, though, it was the last episode, EVER! *sniffle* it's over.. now all we have to get our family values from is roseanne. without computers my temper is getting outta hand beat my sister to a pulp almost killed my mom almost left the house punched holes in my wall -Xney:$irc.best.net- one of our core routers is being rebooted in 10 minutes, except network outages -Xney:$irc.best.net- er, expect -Xney:$irc.best.net- All people making fun of me will be K lined -Xney:$irc.best.net- you can try to stay on, it'll probably wedge for a few minutes.. it will be back soon after that -Xney:$irc.best.net- for those of you who are best customers, no, it's not just irc -Xney:$irc.best.net- If I'm unlucky, the router will burst into flames and I"ll die a horrible death -Xney:$irc.best.net- If I'm lucky, our customer base will burst into flame and die a horrible death -Xney:$irc.best.net- And if god really hates me, I'll wake up as a network tech support flunkie -Xney:$irc.best.net- Oh wait, I am one -Xney:$irc.best.net- Oh well, here I go to slay the evil router.. but instead of a maiden as a reward, I'll get a beer :( [ fnord_ ] is it true that people dont hit people with glasses? *grin* [ gordon ] they hit you till yer glasses fall off and you cant see them, then they hit you some more =) [ kraig ] my stupid mirc script stopped loading, only half of it works now :( [ kraig ] i don't understand that fuckin idiot, how can he write such a shitty scripting enviroment [ kraig ] i dont even script, and i know it sucks [ kraig ] thats what you get for having some uk communist make your irc client * Seraphic hates moles i once skinned a mole. * Seraphic makes another face That's just icky seraphic must be squeamish! c'mon, everyone, let's make her squeam! * vira drops a bunch of worms and maggots in Seraphic's lap. * Seraphic shrugs and stands up, brushing them away I don't like bugs, but they don't freak me * slxix drops vira in her lap. * Seraphic screams NO! * Seraphic cries and slams vira from her lap what a gyp hehe * fnord_ drops iode in robyn's lap * Seraphic screams again * Seraphic slams iode from her lap as she did vira interesting.. must be genetic, since she did the same thing to vira and iode * vira drops a chimp, a baboon, a lemur, and slxix in Seraphic's lap, in an effort to test fnord's theory. * Seraphic cries and slaps them all violently, slamming the chimp away, knocking the baboon senseless, trampling the lemur and just throttling Randy yer lamity has no end Psylocke, one day my lamity will cease to exist i will be like powder he became so smart he didnt need a body i will become so lame no body will be lame enough to hold me im gonna go watch tv while i am watching tv no one hack me please i'm wet and naked and i'm not kidding ahdhaehhaehae that's.. great.. incog.. =) i jumped in the spa with jeans haehaehae the part i love about sausage is the little chunks in it that you can't chew theyre tiny kinda plasticy WELCOME TO SLOPPY'S HOMEPAGE! pic-of-the-slopster [don't mess with the slopster] You are number [INLINE] to become slopsterized! why am i even looking at that shit =) i just did, what i believe, to be the smelliest fart i've ever done. it smells like a rancid hotdog with bacon. welcome to irc immediate retardation center you stay here long enough your brain turns to mush *** Topic #zero: don't steal.. the government hates competition *** Topic #zero: Set by iode on Sun May 11 20:09:33 1997 no, you're lesdyxic. /dev/hdb1: ***** FILE SYSTEM WAS MODIFIED ***** /dev/hdb1: ***** REBOOT LINUX ***** /dev/hdb1: 20794/156312 files, 276004/312060 blocks does that mean reboot now? damn jeff got a real girlfriend before i ever got a real girlfriend carl: no i dont have a girlfriend :P i got cheap meaningless sex before him, but girlfriends are better oh nevermind all that i just had to take a sample of urine god its hard to piss a bit, then choke it.. then close the bottle, then piss more. uh hi jeff uh hi john uh hi you two fags so who wants the new digest edition of quotes*.txt? :P uh hehe "digest edition" * iode digests it and then poops out the quotes that cyberhawk made *** r0c!ryleh@dp1-012.ppp.iglou.com joined #zero @<07:58:41 PM> uh hi r0c hi r0c hi r0c uh i picked up a lighter, wasn't paying attention and light it like an inch from my face errrrr ung? um hrm erm urm ugh blah ah uh UNF uga un un oim mWAH whAA uh ehhhhhhhhhh mmm quality conversation. i have a car, a (looks left looks right) new girlfriend, new apartment, and isdn soon.. plus.. a nwe cat, insurance sl33p - your set then.. you can die now :) haha.. [sexkitty!cheeze@general2.asu.edu] also only have one leg, but guys tell me they like it like that. %msg sexkitty ooh what happened to your other leg? -> [sexkitty] ooh what happened to your other leg? [sexkitty!cheeze@general2.asu.edu] I lost it in a tragic tennis accident. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH %msg sexkitty kinky, wanna fuck? oh my god! -> [sexkitty] kinky, wanna fuck? HAHAH holy christ im gonna hurl laughing my liquid is a clear amber what does your urine look like nathan? my urine's green now;P i want my golden yellow. when i tinkle it turns green.. that disturbs me. i saw his dick once by accident he was sitting on the high table by my computer in newswriting class, and he had his zipper down and he was wearing boxers and his little pencil dick decided to pay peek a boo i laughed SOO hard i was like "uh, jackass, yer fly is down" and he looks down and was soo embaressed, he ran out of the room [ icepick ] my dog just invited himself into the room and made himself comfortable on my bed [ icepick ] smelly little nahtan's stuck between my legs hahaha that was funny poor nathan thanks jeff must smell awful :( HAHAHAHA nathan just said "I may have been making funny gyrations, but I was not stuck" * ]-jinx-[ scream at his pussy cant cross my legs without talking 2 octaves higher :) *** TiK (tik@i.stole.a.spaceship.from.nasa.gov) has joined channel #zero *** TiK signed off [ changing servers ] @<08:38:51 PM> *** TiK (tik@smoked.pot.with.bill.at.the.whitehouse.gov) has joined channel #zero when someone types "s/misspelled-word/correct-spelling" (such as "s/taht/that") does that come from sed? <_hAZE_> fnord <=- No idea, but I think it's lame. <_hAZE_> fnord <=- I prefer "er.. correct-word" *** Giselle` signed off [ Life is a play! 'Tis not its length, but its performance that counts! :) ] @<09:08:55 PM> <_hAZE_> Hrm.. the same could be said about sex. Don, you prefer "er...sex" to "s/esx/sex"? <_hAZE_> "'Tis not its length, but its performance that counts! :)" Oh... lol You mean, when Scott told her "Come on, baby! I'm gonna show you where it's at," she said, "I hope you do, 'cause I couldn't find it last time"? [toasty2(Nubie@port2.dialup0.maplecity.com)] you better hope you aren't here when I get home or you're fuck. I won't hesitate to end your cybler-life [Jussbi!rubix@skbpm1-p3.caribsurf.com] 6'2", white hair, blue eyes with black slits, 3 teeth, 4 nipples (one in a box), diamond nails (eat your heart out Miss Lee), translucent complexion (trips to the doc are fun) Gynecologists poke you in the twat cunt = ??? mellanie: kinda like a hairy axe wound something's beeping at my house is your house a car? no it's a house is another house beeping at your house? perhaps your house is blocking the road? no, I mean, inside my house like, an alarm clock or something there's another house inside your house? yes, cactoid, there is there's an alarm clock inside a house inside your house? we have a house inside a house Well. I'm sure that's illegal. why would that be illegal? oh come on. it's my house, I'm allowed to have a house in it if I want apply a little logic to your thinking. goats are people too WORDEM UP my roommate's watching over my shoulder *teehee* she asked me what's WORDEM mean.. anyone know.. ? :> Mellanie, TELL HER IT MEANS A GIANT AQUATIC DILDO [MagusRex!14978@jove.acs.unt.edu] STRAND!~jmckay@und-as4p3.und.NoDak.edu want you bad. Hurt me. [MagusRex!14978@jove.acs.unt.edu] misfucking fake message. [MagusRex!14978@jove.acs.unt.edu] wrong person. [MagusRex!14978@jove.acs.unt.edu] oops brb irc cream err ice cream * cYbErPuKe is /<-r4d wit static orange 'fORCE' 2.0!05.18.97 final - crafted by webba + .napalm.atmosphear.so. 0:5.05:16:97 webba + .cute.pUkE.so. 0:5.05:19:97 + [:geek:] 0.1.7sep by [x|x] + hoar.so%1.25p(nappy) webba%23.02.97 little, orange, different. static orange 'fORCE' 2.0!05.18.97 final - crafted by webba + .napalm.atmosphear.so. 0:5.05:16:97 webba + .cute.pUkE.so. 0:5.05:19:97 + [:geek:] 0.1.7sep by [x|x] + hoar.so%1.25p(nappy) webba%23.02.97 * kraig covers his eyes and cries what was all that crap my computer tried to kill me once but i unplugged it first *** Topic #zero: home of the most benign, good-natured, graphically-skilled hackers in the world. *** Topic #zero: Set by Toasty on Sat May 31 19:23:22 1997 the gene for zits was developed in the sixties or seventies by pharmaceutial companies and injected into the general human population so we would develop a need for antiseptics and acne/pimple cream, which in turn would give money to the companies however, as soon as i discovered this, i bought a chemistry kit from toys-r-us and developed a counteractive gene and implanted it in myself [[999CeYE yAM tHE aNSI fANTOM[[111CeYE hAVE 16 cOLORZ[[111CeYE gO wELL wITH lITTLE bLOCKZ[[99999999999999999CpHEAR mE?$?@!?#?!?@#[[995675679CpHEAR mE@^#$^@#$^@#$^#[[95675799CpHEAR mE2$%$&$%#$%&?@#[[99999999999CpHEAR mE2%%&($%$&$%#$%&?@# my stupid key is messed up dot: you have a Stupid key? has yer pic on it? i need jizz anyone got it? stupid shit is stuck 91.1% done and it's frozen and boy am I fucken lagged you're trying to do a frozen shit? hehe I'm just lagged :) on the planet, right now, 20 people were just born, 3000 people just said "fuck", and 500 people just woke up at least :) damn! curses! a pox on efnet ircd! damn straight, fnord yeah, damn straight fnord let's convert him into bisexual iode is an aspartame kiddie vira is a bisexual pedophile iode is a slanderous fellow. vira is a hooded hoodlum. iode is an unmitigated asshole vira is a gangrenous welt upon my stinky bottom. iode: that's sick orgy orgy time for maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass fuck! I work 7 days a week no g/f divorced cat died dog just farted paramount said the hacker wasnt very skilled EITHER WAS THE FUCKING SYSADMIN hehe what's floor = ??? floor = the thing you piss on i dont smoke while doing artwork! if i did my stuff might be normal! *** Topic #hi: "If you cant fight em, bite em... if you cant beat em, eat em..." -Iron Mike Tys *** Topic #hi: Set by |Binary| on Sun Jun 29 01:34:15 1997 geez vira is making me listen to ranma openings he burned them onto a cd what a freak first he makes videos of it now he burns it onto a fucking cd hes fucking obsessed and he seems to like being obsessed i pity his mental health uh now he's looking at me all wide-eyed and he's bouncing around <_jestr_> (vorty/#wallops) i'm flooding his machine now <_jestr_> (vorty/#wallops) --- shell6.ba.best.com ping statistics --- <_jestr_> how do they flood a machine on switched ethernet on several t3s? <_jestr_> He sent it to #wallops instead of the channel ops by mistake <_iode> my middle name is patrick <_iode> becuz of st patrick john patty thomas <_iode> not only does my name mean toilet and penis <_iode> but my middle name is slang for cow shit this channel is looking extremely penisy this evening shadowimg, my address is 12000 chapel rd. clifton Virginia, zipcode 20124 its in fairfax, near washington dc my name is john patrick thomas would you like to try beating the shit out of me? consider yourself invited AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SCARED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND a huge black spider just crawled on my hand while i was typing and i tried to kill it but it got away and its in my room pito: stick an air compressor up yer nose and plug yer ears :P I did that once.... i blew chuncks out of my as sh0tgun you're a dumbprick are you the channel punching bag? crasher is the channel punching bag there's more of them?! synapse - fux off u little aussie FUX OFF U you ppls have weird ass taste i had to clean my face up.. and then i had to pluck two eyelashes that were malfunctioning is it necessary to PASTE THEM TO THE CHANNEL yes it is NECESSARY TO PASTE THEM TO THE CHANNEL that bug is looking at me strangely stupid retard sewshi: it probably wants to fuck you ooh a horny bug I think he'll be happier in the toilet * Giselle` carries Isaac's love in a jar * Giselle` loves her Isaac I think she has Isaac's genetalia in a jar sounds like a product "Genetalia in a Jar" not just ANY genetalia *** fnord_ changes topic to "buy genitalia in a jar! one-time special only! $29.95" i'm only a local oper i can only kill people on nol like you :) ah shit *** r0c has quit IRC (Leaving) kill r0c quick! before he leaves colostomy bags are the shit you can just be walkin down the street "i think i'll take a shit" bang. there you go in a handy carry bag ::: Topic for #hi: Issue of cloning (Gives new meaning to, "Go fuck yourself") * Degore pokes the camp fire with his penis.. you know what I hate about fnord he acts like he is about to have a baby one second he'll be cool next second he'll be an asshole Want to know what I really do? surebs Stick tapes into a little machine. :> he's a prostitute oh, you're a male prostitute? thats my job. heh NO IM NOT A PROSTITUTE! that's kinda neat, illegal, but neat No Microsoft was actually great for the computer world degore: yeah for the mentally retarded =] Ikar: my 486/100 would waste yer 6x86 si: doubt it Ikar: my 486 can make yer 6x86 quit working completely :P si: not if my modem is hung up :P true but what good is your 6x86 if your modem is hung up? *** Toasty has quit IRC (Broken pipe) what does that mean? he was smoking pot and he left so he could fix his pipe *** icepick (.@slgol1p26.ozemail.com.au) has joined channel #zelda h0sy: a piece of gym equipment sir what the fuck bloody autoinvite shit ANYONE HERE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT NUTS WITH A PLASTIC RIM INSIDE THEM SO YOU CAN'T TIGHTEN THE BOLT ANY FURTHER, ARE YOU SPOSED TO MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD THROUGH IT i feel good today =) im debtless now well relatively speaking i have $50k in loans but im choosing to forget about those you knwo how my modem fried in a lightning storm 3 and a half weeks ago so i had to use an internal 28.8 that you have to replug in the phone cord to get a dialtone well i'm at r0cs hosue and i brought the comp and 15 hours after getting here, i woke up from sleeping so i reconnected halfway thru putting the fone cord back in the modem popped out of the slot cuz there wasnt a screw securing it to the board and it fried the motherboard damnit! somone ate my fuckin breakfast! * Daedalus fucks a twinkie * Daedalus humps some cornnuts * Daedalus mounts a hoho g'nite nite penis nite COCKSUCKER who is cocksucker? me oh *** iode set the #zero topic to who is cocksucker? me *** Cyberhawk set the #zero topic to nite penis ... who is cocksucker? me cyberhawk: what the fuck is wrong with you? that makes absolutely no sense and i dont see at all the difference in level of humour. *** iode set the #zero topic to who is cocksucker? me therefore, i am banishing that stupid topic from existence. thank you for your ill cooperation. [Mercury14!mjtlebo@hou-tx44-12.ix.netcom.com] bet you have red hair freckles and when you push up you glasses you pop zits * fnord_ is a tomata *squish* *squish* * ShadowImg is a tomata *squish* *squish* * Toasty is a tomata *squish* *squish* * vira is a tomata *squish* *squish* * wierdo is a penis *squish* *squish* * wierdo is a penis *squish* *squish* * vira is a perv *squick* *squick* AGE/M/F/PIC/LOCATION/PUSSY HAIRS/NUMBER OF USED CONDOMS/FATHERS BRA CUP SIZE/DEAD ANIMALS?/G-RATED PORN PICS/TIMES FUCKING A COW 18/m/VA/49312048239048203/940394032/-1/4/8923401312/8 17/m/nope/above my ass/hairs, yes. pussy, no./None in the room at the moment/36C/2 goldfish/G? What the hell is wrong with you?/Cow? 0. I NEED CORNFLAKES... what the hell are you talking about CORNFLAKES HES TALKING ABOUT CORNFLAKES OK? THATS WHAT THE HELL HES TALKING ABOUT! CORNFLAKES! CORNFUCKINGFLAKES! GOT IT? CORN FUCKINGFUCKTHEWORLD FLAKES BUT I LIKE RAISEN BRAN wait, can you say that again i was watching the grass grow CORN FUCKINGFUCKTHEWORLD FLAKES AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN CORN FUCKINGFUCKTHEWORLD FLAKES Lets all go to disneyworld and have a fucking group HUG then lets try to hump the big ugly mickey guy * Bl0odRoSE cries dont cry you crybaby *** Jax (tiger@pm1-27.cyberramp.net) has joined channel #zero cyberramp? OH BWHAHAHAHGFHALDGFHLASE THE I-SUPERHIGHWAY AHAHHKLAL:HK FlKA:SDHJFhjklAWE$H@!!! hAhahah ahah haha..I GET IT AHAHAH... whew.. that was funny.. argh *** capsta set the #zero topic to UMSDOS BLOWS NEVER NEVER EVER USE UMSDOS i need to get another fucken shitty fucken hd better yet another system (DiscoDog): im going to rape you next time you quit with that message *** billy-b0y (billyboy@ca-ppp-7.metronet.lib.mi.us) has joined channel #zero hmmm.. (DiscoDog): and im not even gonna use lubrication uhhh oh boy oh boy oh boy! mmmmm * DiscoDog bends over and winks I want your smallness :) dole: you are the man :P dole has a quote FUCK THE WORLD :) dole: i take that back by definition am atom is in constant motion, therefore if you moved an atom at light speed, parts of it would break light speed. boom. instant seg fault. i have books Clifford the big red dog The illuminatti * oddity bends disko over his knee, pulls his pants down, and beats him. discodog wets himself. * oddity accelerates disco's top half at the speed of light one way, and the bottom half at the speed of light the other way. odd: GREAT NOW DISCO IS INFINITE... dang good job oddity..my ass..is now a part of you AAA nick: i reveals itself as Xp i wub william AAA nick: iNKBLoTTy morphs into i ewww. zero just doesn't get along with anyone 8) Psy: we don't have to :} no one said you did but you guys come across as shithead dicksmacks -billn:$irc-e.primenet.com- [All users] Just a reminder, no clones, no bots, no linklookers. No abusive behavior, large animals, or loud music. No purchase required, void where prohibited. Elvis has fled the building. Thank you, and good night. who are you? <^person^> you killed me i killed you? <^person^> yes ARE YOU SOME KIND OF COMPLETE UTTER FUCKING IDIOT? <^person^> no I GOT KILLED YOU DIDNT, ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR SOMETHING? <^person^> did why did it do that speak in english you dumb fuck * k licks bloodygrl uh why is some strange person licking me? that's pito! i uhm definitely strange! hehe I think I'm getting the hang of puberty...this is my 3rd time trying it... |Holden| we're all males and were going to butt rape you in a huge orgy hahahaha it's initiation into the # * r0c butt fucks Holden wooooo <|Holden|> OH SHIT buttrapage! * |Holden| runs behind Casey * r0c butt rapes Casey * |Holden| doesn't know about any of this initiation crap * |Holden| went to a nice lil liberal arts college with NO BADDY BAD frats <|Holden|> hehe No, i butt rape for the fun of it. you donut run from r0c, he catch you anyway erm sad part is r0c is nought joking! Is anybody from the NYC area around here? =) zooey, I'm the mayor or NYC Toasty: You're the mayor, or you're NYC? yes ;^|->--< holy shit, did you just see that the CIA even has stick figure men working for them, spying on irc! he just popped up on my monitor! hmm sex can i join in on the orgy? purty plz? [Pizza-Boy!HorTon@1Cust122.max17.atlanta.ga.ms.uu.net] I wanna Rock Out With My Cock Out! i'm wearing womens deoderant cuz kannan is strong enough to be a man, but he's ph ballanced just like a woman [tcm-!tcm@port71.con2.com] just have a stubborn version :) %m tcm- are you a REAL Texas Connection Monitor? -> [tcm-] are you a REAL Texas Connection Monitor? [tcm-!tcm@port71.con2.com] no I'm The Computer Man the computer man bwhahahaha %m tcm- *superhero music* I'm the COMPUTER MAN! -> [tcm-] *superhero music* I'm the COMPUTER MAN! %m tcm- it's a bird... no, it's a plane... no, it's THE COMPUTER MAN! -> [tcm-] it's a bird... no, it's a plane... no, it's THE COMPUTER MAN! hello? can someone pretend to be the deformed guy and rape me? mmx Was brought out to the wrong industry there is no software currently that REQUIRES mmx shadowimg: p2 and mmx software like the new adobe coming out in September, and quarkxpress * ShadowImg shrugs makes no diff to me blah shadowimg: check it out.. the new adobe is going to require the mmx chip, if not that, at least a 200mhz processor computer talk this is like erection disussion for techdorks Barsoom: you are a burrito... you are full of beans, cheese, onions and red sauce in a flour tortilla and are sold on the street for less than a dollar BEEF: you are a toilet. Fat, white, and full of rancid shit. its not a big deal...it shouldnt be your life goal to get into quotes.txt Hey fuck yew okay? I have goals yew sack of shit And i want to be in the quotes its my life goal yew whore yeah, to be able to fuck a goat, and simultaneously blow a pig covered in shit and yer point is? i need help? you're the one who rapes me..and blows pigs covered in shit, and has your animals blow me...now ask yourself, are you the one who needs help or am i? You're the one who rapes spidermonkey and suck gay men named steve's shlongs while fist fucking your own cat yew stupid bastard i dont rape your damn spidermonkey...i dont want to touch your spidermonkey, i dont want it touching me...and i dont give a shit if your dad's name is steve <_hAZE_> Kirsti <=- Hairless frogs? yes....shaved...i love shaving them I cant believe it I just laffed so hard I drooled oh my fuck i had thatr little droplet of piss on my penith i was laughin so hard there was a spider on my cieling couldnt get to him to kill him then suddenly he's gone now i have b ite on my knee this spider will fucking pay when i find him * Toasty gets out his mini spider chinese water torture device vira: in perl, is it better to use m/pattern/ or /pattern/ for the match operator? fnord: whichever is harder to read damn... 5 minutes in #cybersex, and i've been rejceted twice.... [MAA!MaiHong@derby.JSP.UMontreal.CA] m fr MTL,n U ? what the hell was that an encyrpted msg SHEESH Daed: he said "i'm from MTL, and you?" irc lingo lol no that's BBS lingo who's kara? kara = pepperment ah the one who's breast I grabbed fnord: htf do you get imitation crab?! vira: you go to the supermarket. it's this big place that sells food, you go in and get a mobile metal transport device and you select which food you would like to purchase, and place them in this device. when you are done, you bring the device to what they call a cashier. you give the cashier money in exchange for the food * DiscoDog fondols his nutsack * Daed inserts an electronic device into discodogs nutsack BWAHAHA NOW I CAN CONTROL YOUR COCK err uh no * Daed pushes a button and discodog gets a hard on bwahahah * sleep chooses to stay off that frequency damn it daed i know im a new op here but *** Daed has been kicked off channel #zero by DiscoDog ( fuck you ) *** Daed (daed@ts002d02.bir-al.concentric.net) has joined channel #zero *** i set mode [ +o Daed ] in #zero @<10:54:51 PM> *** DiscoDog has been kicked off channel #zero by Daed ([ no no no FUCK YOU ][!so!]) *** DiscoDog (never@eiuts79.eiu.edu) has joined channel #zero fat whore yea so? uh who tha fuck is that buttfucking and whos being buttfucked * usagi^ is waiting for his ghost to DIE.... *** _usagi_ signed off [ Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) ] @<12:33:38 AM> *** fnord_ changed nickname -> _usagi_ *** usagi^ signed off [ Nick collision(new) ] @<12:33:58 AM> <_usagi_> hahaha *** _usagi_ changed nickname -> fnord_ i love doing that *** Toasty_ signed off [ Connection reset by peer ] @<06:00:45 PM> who is this peer guy anyways... and why does he keep messing with ppls connections? flamestlr: it's the guy lurking in the thermos who decides whether your drink should be kept hot or cold *** haren (shep@user023.dicksonstreet.com) has joined channel #zero dicks on street hehe i can picture a bunch of ppl squatting down and slapping the road with their dick iode, dern you, you made me snort mountain dew * iode dehydrates some mountain dew and sells it for $300/oz * haren looks at iode's table and sets up a table selling dehydrated surge hehe competition! * DiscoDog sets up a stand for free piss all day *** [nick] has been kicked off channel #zero by iode ([ fuck off, this isn't a warez channel ][!so!]) [[nick](none@ppp142.max3.las-vegas.nv.skylink.net)] ummm.. die. (msg[[nick]]) um...hehe woot, iode's gonna die heh heh [[nick](none@ppp142.max3.las-vegas.nv.skylink.net)] wtf? wow my toes are twitching this is neat0 iode, that's a sign god is sucking your toes uhh hehe you are the chosen one * vira bows before iode vira...my mom is the one who told me that second quote in the topic disco: get her in here ;) vira...its 2:26 am.. DAMN FUCKING SHITHEADED ADULTS WITH THEIR CRAZY SLEEP SCHEDULES when you drink 2 liters of mountain dew you piss like a motherfucker for the next 20 hours ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (Reuter) - Hundreds of New Mexico high school students were sent home on Monday for wearing baggy pants, extra short shorts or revealing tops in a crackdown on sexy and gang-style clothing. this country sucks ][pur5tc;' ;'][cbn,m./;" ][m,xk woo sorry had to clean my keyboard 8) brad pitt is cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wait brad pitt is a guy isn't he? haha...yes oh ok brad suux! hmm sandra bullocks is cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she can nethack me anytime Giselle`: what would you do if i was naked on my bed? stare at you... then run in fear :) uh, Kevin, I honestly don't know <_BabyDoll> m0: probably smack the shit outta you <_BabyDoll> m0: and then call the cops uh, I'd ask you why you're sitting there naked :P blah! fucl you! fsck you! rm -rf you! finger oddity; touch oddity blw oddity. blow me. smurf fnord_ cat /dev/penis > oddity mount tammy fnord. haha killall -9 #zero umount tammy muhahah mount /dev/tammy /dev/idiots/fnord. fsck tammy. limp biscuit that sound like a restaurant si? uhmmmmm well heeheh not a restaurant i'd eat at :P "did you know that fedex and UPS are merging?" -me "seriously?" -dad "yeah, theyre renaming themselves FedUP" -me it made my dad choke on potatos in laughter [>+ Sasaki +<] Actually, what was worse was when I was in hospital after they operated on my arm, it was in a halfcast sorta thing, and they had this tube in it, draining the blood from it, and after 5 days, I was released, but they had to remove the tube, and after that long, the skin had started to grow around the tube. The bastard doctor said, "This may hurt a bit". I've never screamed like that before in my life, howling at the top of my lungs :P [>+ Sasaki +<] no, the most stomach turning thing I saw was a girl get run over by a truck on her bike right in front of my friend and I. The spokes of her bike had ripped open her legs, and she was pretty mangled, but we had to move her from the road because she was cooking on it, that made me vomit afterwards, its smelt and kinda looked bad. [>+ Gouken +<] hmm ive seen a construction worker get his head run over by a cab.. i didnt really think much.. i was a kid.. but now i think an d eww... pretty sick the legendary hero channel is fucking awesome! i once skinned a mole it was dead. vira: i remember that day i was walking around the front yard with my bb gun and i drained some hose water to the top of our front yard, and see, our front yard is sideways kinda hill-like and like a bunch of moles started popping up outta the ground, all soaked iode: hahaha, how many moles? vira: 2 or 3 and i started running after em and shot at them with my bb gun iode: and you only hit one of 'em? and i went inside and told you about it no.. i hit all of em.. but i only killed 1 cows are funny i don't know why * vira holds back a giggle whenever my mom watches me on the comp i minimize #zero cuz it is always fucked in here *** Mikeneko is now known as Mikenekonoko *** Mikenekonoko is now known as Chibikawaiimikenekonokomisamaa <}> @echo off <}> smartdrv /c <}> Chibikawaiimikenekonokomisamaa: \linux\boot\loadlin c:\linux\boot\zimage root=/dev/hda1 rw Damn it, nick completion is expanding c: to Chibiwhatever..:) uh heh you know your perveted when you notice your balls are full and think 'damn, these needs to be emptier' and jack off ikar - u using slackware or red hat? slackware I've never even seen a redhat box, but I remember a quote I saw in #linux "Redhat does everything for you, including hold your dick while you piss. But sometimes you end up pissing all over your feet" the problem with linux is that if you don't know what you are doing you can really fuck up your puter the problem with win95 is that if you don't know what you are doing you can really fuck up your puter i love it when i travel then come home and lay on my bed and sleep...shit in my own toliet.... you know the weirdest thing happened to me today when i woke up and got on irc, my mom told me we had pizza in the kitchen so i went to the kitchen, saw the pizza box, there were 3 cheese slices and 3 or 4 yucky looking vegetable-covered slices ok? so i took the cheese slices and ate em and well time passed and 20 mins ago i went to the kitchen for something to drink and i saw the pizza box and there were two cheese slices in it .. *** freakmegr (~freakout@port-39-19.access.one.net) has joined channel #inane HELLO FREAKMEGR GO TO OUR WEB PAGE HTTP://www.herpeshelp.com !!!! IT EXPLAINS THE RULES AND REGULULALALATIONS OF OUR CHANNENEL Customer: "I'm running Windows '95." Tech Support: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isn't working now." Tech Support: "Yes, you said that." * JackFrost feels worshipped you spelled 'horse whipped' wrong. "JUST BECAUSE I CAN DESIGN MY OWN FUCKING MICROPROCESOR DOESNT MEAN I HAFTA FUCKING KNOW HOw TO COUNT!" *** Mom signed off [ Killed (irc-e.primenet.com (irc-w.primenet.com <- irc.lightning.net[@209.51.160.6])) ] @<06:02:56 PM> mom's been killed. struch by lightning. poor mom. *** Mom_ (~mom@butterfinger.blizzard.net) has joined channel #DivineOneZ mom's alive again. Someone find the cure for death? would you rather have 17 testicles or 1 the size of a coconut? Mickey Mouse was mean to me :( I LIKE, WAS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD AND STUFF HEHE AND LIKE I SAW THIS QUARTER AND I PICKED IT UP AND SHIT RIGHT... HEHE AND WELL I WAS BENT OVER, I HEARD A GIRL WHISTLE AT MY ASS RIGHT HEHE AND I LIKE BENT OVER MORE AND THEN I LOOKED UP RIGHT, AND THERE WERNT ANY GIRLS AROUND JUST SOME OLD MAN no datacrime just has 2 brain cells, and the 2 of them fight with each other for attention so he's either having severe brain farts, or just not making musch sense hexonix my iq is an amazingly low 146 data: cool. mine was 150 last night hexonix wow, did you take a computer iq exam? the one that asks if 146,000 miles/sec is the speed of a) bananas b) light c) cancer spreading or d) the respawning of bunnies? my ancestors were german but i'm not, i'm 100% american * tigfox pastes "cheese" on the end of kill's last sentace tech talk? fun *slaps dick on the table* can i join? 6yut64ryujikoooooooooi/ vt vyb damn i cant type with my feet i wonder if i should report an odd irc bug. it was during netsplits, i was very unlucky. irc.vol.com split (no biggie, always does) then i went to irc.nol.net, it split. then i went to the closest server to me, irc.digex.net that split, too. blond16 = Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? Cause their balls show! Gis: nothing...this weekend sucked...although, i did get to go to plesanton or however you spell it, and help move my grandmother... help move your grandmother? was she stuck? anyone have any windows killers? kr0n: if you want to kill a window, hit the "x" button at the top right of it. "This kids, is a pointer." * ShadowImg raises middle finger "So's this." ** Filez for leech! ** #1 - Pic of me naked #2 - WarCraft 2, kickass game #3 - Command and Conquer Red Alert #4 - Pic of the #zero web page taken by a QuickCam 300 feet from the computer monitor #5 - Pic of me ignoring daed #6 - Lame Win98 Emu for Sega Saturn #7 - log of iode and AOLamer having netsex #8 - DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS, BAD ZIP FILE #9 - mIRC Virus #10 - Kewlie shit to blow up computers with #11 - Good times virus #12 - CRaSHeR taking a piss #12 Note - If you download that, you're sick. fucking hell#!@ the scariest thing in existence is spiders hovering in midair and floating towards you THIS THING IS FLOATING AROIND THE FUCKING ROOM +FH@O*FQN()Hglubgwobfwe9o7bfw97bfwe *** fnord_ set the #zero topic to We'll have fun, fun, fun 'til daddy takes the T1 away! isaac is REALLY pissing off the deck! ok, it's late you ppl gotta talk to me in english :P isaac is pissing off the deck oh *** RaGe (RaGe@166-199-50.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #zero come on BAN ME!!!!! you fucking losers hi rage our best friend! hi rage whassup hello! how are you doing? * iode hugz RaGe *** iode set mode [ +v RaGe ] in #zero @<02:14:06 PM> RaGe is such a nice guy! we love you, RaGe ! yeah! your a good pal! yeah, i bet hehe, fuck this *** RaGe has left channel #zero sometimes when i masturbate i have really awesome philosophical thoughts vucking crazy sykotic assholes <|Isis|> psychotic not sycotic! isis: shut up before you hurt yourself. :) Auk: i have very thick leg hair boyoyoyoyoing Tonight at 10 on News 2: >> Local Saints >> School Shootings >> local schools shooting saints huh? I know nuthin! Pito: you're a vast fountain of useless knowledge! yeah! that's me! like the world's wettest spot is between muh legs! shadowlmg: but we coord the attack and held our ground agaisnt you guys the reason the U.S. entered the wars is because Germany would've overtaken Europe otherwise and if they overtake Europe, they could've taken Africa, and eventually Asia, which then makes them a threat to the U.S. England can take anybody on with its MIGHTY 8 boat armada fuck useless country-centrism.... face it we weren't part of it so who gives a fuck? do I care my ancestors fucked someone else? NO... I'm concerned with when my next lay is! Illinois illinois? you mean I only have to drive about 200 miles to kick yer ass through your head? pretty much too bad i could squash u with my penis <_jenny_> [VaCCiNE(ZiNX@bham76.zebra.net)] hey baby, wanna FUCK? <_jenny_> > [vaccine] greetings and salutations, one who sexually excites me. would you like to engage in sexual intercourse? i can just picture like r0c's mom as a dinosaur human most of the time except when mcdonalds doesnt get the order right she drives into the driveway to check the food sees its wrong walks outta the car and morphs into a t-rex BOOM goes dicky me's she morphs back into a human, brushes her hands off, smiles, and burps while walking back to the car pfaze: sniff one nose and blow the other one I only have one nose caps...I don't know what kinda mutant face you got.. pfaze: u gots two nostrils. . sniff on one. . blow the other one geez do i gots to think of everything for u ppl? lalalalalalala * fnord_ decks pat * Seraphic slaps Jeff * Phopp shoots a nailgun through jeff's nutsac PAT! * DiscoDog spanks himself * Seraphic bops Pat uhh hehe... thats how bored I am that was not ment for here... * fnord_ gets his rocket launcher and blows pat's nads off my crotch has been avenged. JEFF! STOP THAT! i walk into the kitchen "hi john, how ya doin?" -mom 'hello' -me "hows your throat?" -mom 'hello' -me "do you need any throat losenges(sp) or cough medicine or anything?" -mom 'hello' -me "cuz if you need anything for your throat, we can help" -mom 'hello' -me "have a good rest tonight ok?" -mom 'hello' -me hehe i just had a conversation with my mom by saying hello fn0rd?!@#?!!? no!@&* im fnords evil twin!#*( uh oh fnords evil twin =[ aww im sorry i scared you * fnord_ gives kraig yb's smurf doll ;[ * fnord_ gives kraig a penis shaped lollipop * kraig fucks fnord_ with the penis shaped lollipop hahaha * billy-b0y fucks kraig knock it off =[ dammit stop scaring kraig * fnord_ hugs kraig poor you * kraig rubs his ass ow =[ billys dick feels like a little needle poking you ;[ its like i join all these different channels and its always the same people with one or two extra and frontline frontline is everywhere hes like an std feer the admin posse. * Cheesebal holds a meeting of the sysadmin conference as we plan to kill the webmaster posse a friend of mine has a curious george shirt it has an open bottle of ether and george laying on the ground karnage; tell me if these words do anything for you... 'dildo', 'dammit', 'anal probe', and 'bitch' "E.T.: The Extra Testicle" [msg(daed)] he's also tried fucking the wall outlet, believe it or not, he got some shocking results though *** Toasty set the #zero topic to GET THIS FUCKING CHANNEL UNDER CONTROL, CHRIST *** iode set the #zero topic to GET THIS FUCKING CHANNEL UNDER CONTROL, CHRIS! *** fnord_ set the #zero topic to GET THIS FUCKING CHUNK UNDER CONSOLE, CHRIS *** iode set the #zero topic to GET THIS SMELLY SPUNK UNDER CUM PATROL, CHRIS *** tractor has been kicked off channel #zero by Xp (knock that shit off) *** Xp has been kicked off channel #zero by fnord_ (bonk that dish off) *** You have been kicked off channel #zero by iode ([ wank those pets off ][!so!]) damn wtf was that who did that to me your gonna die ii mean im gonna give you a present man some lamer called me and says "wassup hombre" in an indian accent and he's like "nenene?" and then he hangs up then he calls back and i say "who's this?" and then he asks "who's this?" and i say "this is will" and he hangs up the lamer! hmm...im surprised...i think this is the longest time ive been on a channel and not got ops for it.. xp; were training you someday irc may go into war, and we will have many days in the #field with no ops, can you handle it?! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH?! * iode rests his head in jasmine's lap and falls asleep * Mellanie tucks iode in I like stepped on a scorpion today scared the fuck outta me I'm still tryin to figure out how a scorpion ended up in missouri I wonder if I deleted windows altogether :/ HAHA What? I wonder if I deleted windows altogether :/ what? what abouti t you dont know if you deleted it, thats why its so funny yeah that, plus the :/ NOOOO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT goddamnit fnord is a dumb bastard homosexual elevated dildo hes a dildo on legs yes a walking dildo he walks kinda fucked...hes bent at the waist to create a 90 degree angle...he runs into peoples asses He runs real fast too hehe, he jams his head so far into peoples asses, they cant shit for a week yea and he gets stuck up there too he has seen the intestine of many people Six oclock news: "Mans rectal cavity exploded today when a big running dildo accidentally rammed itself into the guys ass" fork yes its a neet utensil for eating and can be combined with a spoon to form a spork which is a neet anal probe device would you like more info? *** cactoid!cactoid@moog.kwest.com.au joined #zero @<01:53:37 AM> * cactoid does a fance shit i fucked up now i look silly * cactoid fances around * cactoid does a dancy fance SiBitZ is a collide bot :} and as i said so SiLinkZ was a linklooker does that mean he is less of a man? no it doesnt kr0n he deserves the same respect we all get shut up :} ok =] yer just pissed cuz you lost the argument i feel a little strange... i just toued the wrong part of a monitor. woah win95 is cooler than i thought iode: uhm, did you really just say that? si: no i did not * vira is now set away, logging: crimson.[ ich mus wieder in traumwelt ].caverns vira typed it he ran into my bedroom blazed across my chair typed in "woah, win95 is better than i thought" whoa * vira bleches hard ran fast as hell back into his bedroom and typed an away msg to fool you guys. uh huh. damn vira you should like try out for track yah shad *** topic for #zero: tits on cinemax! tits on cinemax! *** topic for #zero: set by iode on Sat Sep 27 21:48:43 1997 *** OperKill: FlashMan killed brian2 (You know, that really doesn't do any good.) *** OperKill: brian2 killed FlashMan (/msg would work even better, Craig.) *** OperKill: FlashMan killed brian2 (Please engage brain before engaging /kill.) *** OperKill: ImPaCt killed FlashMan (please disengage attitude before giving advice) my dick is bigger then all of yew! *** Lucyen has changed the topic on channel #zero to MY DICK IS BIGGEST! *** Giselle` has changed the topic on channel #zero to NO, MINE IS :) uh Uh. ew uh ick poor haze broken arm can't wank * _hAZE_ uses his strap-on hand and wanks all over vira. life would suck if everything you put your mouth on turned into chocolate yes it would I don't like chocolate and oral sex would just be out of the question *** CTCP VERSION from h0syy to #warez: AAAAAAAH remind me never to do that again I ENJOY BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!! I FIND IT TO BE A UNIQUE AND ENRICHING LIFESTYLE WHICH I HAVE GROWN UPON AND LEARNED TO LOVE DESPITE THE NUMEROUS SCIENTIFIC TEST THEY DO ON ME *** kraig (kraig@always.makes.teenvirgins.com) has joined #zero hi.. that domain is stupid i hope to god no one actually spent MONEY on that. boy, you are dumb if you think porno doesn't sell I AM NOT A BOY!!!!!!!!!! and i know it sells. gain control over yourself bratkitty those little pics of my 3 y/o sister keep food on the table BUT IT IS A STUPID DOMAIN math talk * insane puts on his coke-bottle glasses let's rock. i haven't said something intelligent since i was five carl: "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina" ? theres no such fucking thing as an oc5 Then its oc3 But I'm sure its either oc3 or oc5 i asked for a pet once. and my parents got me a pet rock. i hated them for that. kr0n. you really need to answer that clue phone :) it's ringing off the hook, skippy. ./kline apex__- takeover klines for take overs thats good half of irc would be klined noob: and this is bad? is there a person in this room who hasnt at 1 time taken over a channel? nope didnt think so then again i wouldnt mind not seeing half u of again :) I hijacked a big ice cream truck, and am poising the ice cream, and driving around the country selling it r0c; thata kicks ass! hehe tell that to the kid as his stomach tries to squeeze out his mouth the air around my ass isn't bland anymore... the angle of the dangle is adversenately preportionate to the heat of the meat you hoodlum your a hooded hoddlum you hooded hoodlum with hooters your a hooded hoodlum with hoopy hooters that honk youre a hooting hooded hoodlum hooked on yoohoo with hoopy hooters that honk damn that was good your a hopping hooting hooded hoodlum on yoohoo with hoopy hooters that honk horny whores home. My Wang never restarted. your wang? do you have to restart your wang? His wang didn't restart? That's sad [drmscape!drmscape@login5.isis.unc.edu] think I might have Iexplorer, but I don't have the whole Internet yet. boneo: hey, how's that sheep of yours doing? is its anus still bleeding? i spent hours on a program that said 'click here for the meaning of life' and when you moved your mouse over to click it, it moved I crashed madjew's stupid hub once it's like not a bot tho how? seg it :} it's designed to have bots connect to it not me :} chris and kevin have been butt buddies since kindergarten jeff: 2nd grad eh...OH FUCK, I DIDNT SEE 'BUTT' IN BUTT BUDDIES fnord: what would you know about being a virgin I think your right hand knows more about that do you know what a virgin is pizza? if you dont, then that explains why your sentence didnt make sense if you do, you're stupid either way, you lose * fnord_ grins i don't blame you for being pissed, aliel. nipples are damn ugly. they ar3e? er are sure they are sure they are.. thats why vira has several hundreds of megs of pictures of them anyone mind if i take over? uh yes? no? you all are so opininated pen1s *** chickey changes topic to "lets all watch xp make an ass of himself" fuck you i dont make an ass out of myself ok, maybe i do be quiet about it *** Topic for #hi: I Lost my Leg to an angry Tamagotchi!!! *** #hi topic set by m0rtis on Fri Oct 17 20:28:51 my lord i just joined #atheism heres the first sentence i saw: [Roblyn ] Well, tacky at the very least, stim. I read somewhere that "cunt" is derived from a Dutch word that actually means "rabbit". Cuney kin(bunny kin) and of course Coney Island (Rabbit Island) is an anglosized version of the word. you have a big fancy house in el dorado.. you aint poor eh...hehe thats why im poor i know what grosses out kirsti! uh * fnord_ shows kirsti a cutesy doll with a pink dress and rosy cheeks AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! * BratKitty screams * BratKitty tears out her eyes and throws them at jeff my mom said to ask my dad hehe you have parents lol PLAZMA HAS PARENTS!!!!!! *** danpiru (cen18935@anxp23.ob.centuryinter.net) has joined #zero hey danpiru guess what plazma has parents!)#@)(#@!)*#!@ lol mail order sucks three of each cow monkey orangutan platypus testicles squished together and sliced and diced and cremed into a frostie topped with chihuahua turd-sprinkles fuck you..i dont need your help to insult myself i am the salt in that wound yes you are i even got to hang out with rebel at zacks :) oh fuck you all you are the lemon juice on the cunt er..fuck cut when i take the sat...theyll be like...'youre so stupid...you got a negative score on your test....YOURE SO FUCKING DUMB...YOU DIDNT GET YOUR NAME RIGHT' i'll be like...oh shit FINE..I WIL MAKE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A JACKASS MORE OFTEN i was writing a letter i started putting the address on the envelope, and i was stuck, know why? i was trying to think of the email address that i wanted to put on it i was sitting there with the pen on the envelope, and i was trying to remember what email address i wanted to send it to, then 2 seconds later i realized what i was doing I forgot the technical fuckers leave at 6pm 'technical fuckers' yea, the technical support fuckers like technical knockout * fnord_ fucks mike 3 times but doesnt have an orgasm, but still wins cuz of technical fuck! oh i wish i was an oscar meyer weeeeeeeenor im stupid yes ou are hey bitch i didnt ask yo opeenon eyll gib oo my opeeenonion wen ey wan too! aye! fark ya i must take dump, yes but will hold until katia & chris & mario in car then fart big catnip does wonders for the body in the same genous as pot and its legal my mommy says not to talk to strangers hehe if that were true no one on irc would talk then that proves it's true! [Pool_Boy!Scream@1Cust92.tnt10.atl2.da.uu.net] get knocked out, but I get up again are there like any synonyms for mind? Brain.... anything else? if youre a male...penis fnord. hi, how are things going things are going great! fantastic This guy is probably a child molestor. O wa Ta Fu U R what? is taht spanish? i cant understand you! :( shuddap mr wolf you make me cry meanie! i wish i had a mommy on the internet! lick ur dads nut sack bitch what is a nut sack? my dad doesnt eat peanuts did you see that aussie guy who's running a brewery from his garage selling beer to you poor unsuspecting americans * Xp lets out a huge belch... *austrailian accent* 'speech...fostuhs, austwailion fo beeah' not all australians talk like that only ones like icepick that caravan dwelling yobbo flamin' hooligan fosters is whale piss anyway its a big conspiracy we'll all kicking back here, laughing at you "haha look at that stupid cunt, drinking that whales piss" "here mate, have a real beer" *passes a VB* then these renegade beer maker guys pop up over there with their garage operations and its actually goat jism Where can I find ctoolz A good site =) uhm site? or somewhere I dunno does ctoolz work with BitchX.. or should I use ircII? uh uhhh you're both idiots :} <_T-Bone_> Hello? <_T-Bone_> Does anyone know where I can find some clipart online?! www.clipartonline.com hahahaha hehehee lol fnord i must admit you are an asshole but you are damn good at it i'll second that motion carried :) bwaha fnord is an asshole fnord is a big asshole my crotch is cold fucking water you can't clean keyboards they just stay dirty Yes you can, Matricide.. i know i popped off my bottom row and vacuumed it and a key went in and got shreaded i almost cried i've been masterbating for 10 years That's extremely wonderful killeo damn never do 100 pushups if you've never done 100 pushups in your life before sy nis WE HAVE BEEN INVADED BY THE FAT/UGLY/STUPID FUCKERS FROM OUTSIDE IRC! @^#$&^$#* *convulses* NO I MEAN ADS AND PEA THE THREE LETTER WHORES NO OFFENSE TIK and r0c *** ads has left channel #zero HEHE I SCARED HIM CAPS LOCK REALLY HAS A LOT OF EFFECT I prolly couldnt find your cunt if I tried just roll in flour and look for wetspot! FUCK my computer just fucked over oh well i gave my isp admin a telnet l/p to my box and he abuses it ive got fucking pen marks in my ar nm see, I want a girl who like... has blue hair and wears funky clothes yeah d00de loose girls make you last forever because it's like trying to get off while pumping in the air. I had this dream that at a mall they had a brothel where you told them what you want, they enter it into a computer and an hour later you had sex with the person you described it ruled anyone know about RSA encryption? RSA fnerd: Expand it for me. R S A * fnord_ fingers daed * Daedalus greps fnord * fnord_ mounts daed * kr0n insmods fnord_ * ShadowImg rm's fnord and daed * kr0n modprobes fnord_ * Daedalus cats fnord * Lucyen forks. this movie sucked most of the ppl are still alive at then end it's gay outside I do drastic things when I am bored Well, don't fiddle with any ICBM's... Once I shot my friend with a BB gun I bet DaRoach was one of those 13 year olds who got real bored one day and decided to try and see the inside of his anus hehe in the mirror and he fell off the counter and hit his head Hey! That was only once! and his mom found him laying on the bathroom floor with his butt in the air 'oh, they do grow up so fast these days, why I was 24 before I knew what the word 'clit' meant!' my mom said that once [Cuttdaddy!Alone4eva@198.240.7.15] remember when i was younger my family was on a train and i had to pee baaaad..so my mother took my sistes baby bottle and drank the milk and i had to go in the bottle [jeiger!jeiger@jeiger.port.net] mean, i *really* like puppies. spank my ferret, sir No... it's 'make my ground hog see his shadow' uh <`Clay`> uh uh yah there is a new pentium bug that locks up your computer what's the bug? ben: if you pass a number to the pentium chip it says "fuck no, I don't want nun o dat schitt" and stops [pebz_!berteott@pm1-7.lis.ab.ca] 12h4a1v7e3 1t2o9 9g8o5 4n13o6w6 14a6n11d1 5d15o9 8t3h10e5 10s11u9p12 p12e7r7 10d4i10s12h9e3s2:4( OH DEAR GFFCKKQ" W#%LKASDJRLKW#Q what the HELL fuck you no thanks, dont ever ask again fuck you no thanks, dont ever ask again fuck you no thanks, dont ever ask again fuck you no thanks, dont ever ask again fuck you no thanks, dont ever ask again fuck you no thanks, dont ever ask again fuck me no thanks, dont ever ask again fuck you fuck you fuck you [Chuck18!j_langlo@alcor.Concordia.CA] got that way too sometimes. I'm really not focussed on sex, so I got depressed when I saw all these gay people only wanting to get blowjobs and nothing else. dont kick her chickey: xp made me do it her? chikey is a her? yes, her hey baby [msg(chickey)] youre going to get sexually harassed now...not like you dont already i knew it capsta, what did you think i was a guy with a nick like this? chickey: well uh. . yeah [dick!HOTSPICY@203.34.247.254] will make u a man tonight hey now it's not janitor it's sanitation engineer oh right and a drug dealer is a executive vp in a high risk corperation hehe antibyte: no we prefer to be outdoors pharmacists why couldn't they call my thing Networking and Transmission Specialist because ur thing sorta like is a organ made up of tissue and cartiledge that surrounds a vessel that carries the seeds of man it's kinda dumb calling it a networking and transmission specialist then a penix what is a nice way of putting "sleeps with and develops a baby " ???? fuck * spacekdet blows snotbubbles [sayton!sayton@ip34.indianapolis.in.pub-ip.psi.net] love you sara, but since im 10 years old we cannot have sex yet! it would not be right! MEEP: Your budgie just fell off its fucking perch. daed: can i come visit? NO you can interact with another HUMAN! you are implying that daed is human? bwhahahjkgsjhasgdasgdjhasgdjasdf DEAD WRONG hes a cyborg hes half computer an atari bahahaahha I'M HALF STUPID WHORE, HALF ATARI once jasmine wrote "Giselle" on my dick with a blue pen john, it was black no.. it was blue :P it was black it was blue! it was one of my black ball point pins it was? i thought it was my pen what a perfect time for my brother to walk in and look at my screen skiwalkers got a 33.6 mouth and a 1200 baud brain :) man...i suck at typing [olave@boom olave]$ loogut bash: loogut: command not found [olave@boom olave]$ loout bash: loout: command not found [olave@boom olave]$ logotu bash: logotu: command not found [olave@boom olave]$ logotu bash: logotu: command not found [olave@boom olave]$ logout the word of the day is legs lets go back to my place and spread the word Regular masturbation only exercises your testies making them able to produce more, faster, and tastier. I'm the minor being told by a guy to vist him to explore the pleasures of anal land! why'd you do that? cuz i was told not too wishkah kinda a stupid nick Neff, kinda reminds me off a ball of fur being farted out some guys hairy ass 'oh look, a Neff came out my ass!' I ate cereal once hey fnord; ever since i was seven my mom has avoided me daed: im sure everyone has fnord; i think it's because all my friends dressed up as ghouls and ghosts on halloween, whereas i was a proctologist with a think rubber glove, the parents didn't like me too much, and i never got one damned peice of candy :( fnord; the parents failed to see the humor, and when i asked them to 'bendover, and get ready for their full cavity search' then pulled my rubber glove and made the snap noise... well... :~(~~ anus is bad for the circulatory system if ingested dico dare i ask how you know? horrible car accident my 14 incher is fine fer now ok henry! it's your turn * r0c saunters over towards henry, his penis wagging in front of him hog tie him boys! we're gonna have us some fun! NO! I will not fuck you sir!, not here, not on mir, not one on one, or even with a nail gun! * daed holds the mistletoe over xp's crotch everyone get yer kiss people get so mad when you load up like 50 copies of xwin on their computers AOL! I love AOL! You just point to what you wunna do! dont you hate it when the japanese dude thats living with you wants to borrow a blank tape you give him one he comes back and asks for a tape player you give him one comes back and says it doesnt work you say "oh well" and like the whole time hes interrupting you time and time again cuz youre trying to FUCK YOURSELF god damnit tonight has been retarded no chris you are retarded, tonight has been normal fuck you im not normal er..uh.. * BratKitty hacks off the heads of Xplosive's family in one violent swipe, spilling their blood and brain matter on the floor and splattering their juices on the walls.... leaving their limp, bloody bodies lying on the ground rrr errr sorry hmm...i would hunt down the guy who did it, tie him to the front doors, shave his legs, rip of his testes, carve a hole where his testes used to be, dress him up in a sexy/short dress, put a wig and some make up on him, and write on his forehead "free fucks" all before i take an axe to his skull =) * r0c grabs him by the hair, yanking his head up to crotch level. Slowly, he unzips his fly, the smell of piss stained boxers drifting out to tickle at Dylan's nose. [zero1!sr@ip173.oklahoma-city2.ok.pub-ip.psi.net] have 17days, 1999, 200 Balloons, 4 the tears in your eyes, 7, Adore, Alphabet St., Another Lonely Christmas, controversy, cream, delirious, Diamonds and Pearls,Dirty Mind, Do me baby.... Shit, I have a ton. fnord: OH I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER VAAGIIIIIIINA * Daedalus hops in the vagina mobile. VROOM VROOM. * Daedalus makes cheap vagina mobile noises. bushman are ycuk and they want sex alot =\ dave has had me banned for a long time DAVE IS AN ASSHOLE whos dave? _dman oh DAVE IS AN ASSHOLE A BIG ONE who a lamer? dont say me! ok i wont say me i'll say: you! shut up! JERK!!!! daed@divine):~$ ftp 209.81.153.20 Connected to 209.81.153.20. 220-Serv-U FTP-Server v2.2 for WinSock ready... 220-Welcome to The Home of the Annunakki. woo check out the BBS!! WHAT A NEAT BBS that's a bbs? in my day etc etc. WINSOCK OH JOY blah lah.. i was a sysop.. WHAT A KEWL BBS uh and ppl hated me.. SHUT UP all 3 of you i dont want elves pissing in my mouth Extremely mature adult trying to chat with an incest infant. 'So there little one, how are you?', "GAAAA O EHQAPI%TL" Goddamn it Some hella fine cheerleader comes to my door selling candy, and I answer in my pajama's i am drunk man * fnord_ gives marnie a bunch of penis shaped lollipops PenisPops. no lucyen penispops no period no capitals x@panther3002: ~ $screen C:\> IS THAT SYSTEM V TOO? daroach, why dont you go sit in the "im in the slow process of developing brain cells" corner I saw Superman this morning he kicked some ass He got his ass kicked yeah he was on your pajamas when i have visitors, they try to touch my computers ugh! I hate that! i need to keep a fly swatter by the 'pewter, so i can swat those pesky visitors' hands if they try to touch. "BAD Visitor! BAD!" DAED QUAKE BAAAAAD FNORD NO BAD DAED BAD DAED BAD DAED NO FNORD BAD FNORD SLEEP FNORD NO DAED SLEEP FNORD BAD DAED NO FNORD QUAKE DAED BAD DAED NO DAED SLEEP FNORD QUAKE quality conversations merry christmas *** Neff has been kicked off channel #zero by iode (listen prick, ive had enough of your shit.) * Executing QBSP... * Could not execute the command: qbsp.exe "e:\quake\mklvedi\worldcraft\football.map" * Windows gave the error message: "The operation completed successfully." "Warning: Chocolate covered cherry's contain real cherry's. Cherry may contain pits" that sucks I bit on one like ten minutes ago I turned off the light so that my mom thought that I wasnt't in here, then I tripped on the way back, stubbed my toe, hit my head, and stepped in something that I don't care to look to see what it is [babycakes!rosemary@governmentally-induced.PARANOIA.COM] my friend has tremendous sex with this guy and he gives her what she wants so thats how we got accts HES AFRAID OF THE GIRLS AFRAID OF THE GRILLS? MAYBE HE HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH A BBQ GRILL FNORD: NO FNORD: I HAD A HORRIBLE ENCOUNTER WITH A LARGE BUTCHER KNIFE WHAT'S THAT? YOU HAD A HUGE ERECTION WITH A LARGE BUTCHER'S WIFE? #oklahoma [S+Z] Xplosive` (olave@boom.zapcom.net) has joined channel #oklahomo shit, typo randy: when jasmine's at my house, i open up lview pro fullscreen with your pic and i squeeze your nipples with the little hand icon. i just slobbered on my shirt im cold You have a new note (#1) from ChanServ. Type /msg NoteServ READ 1 to read it. read 1 Access to NoteServ is Denied Host Not Recognised, or user not Identified urination ruoles * DiscoDog kills fnord by takins his computers away I just scared the shit outta my mom she fuckin jumped :P shadowimg; did her boobies bounce? uh DAED! Ewwww *cough* * Seraphic bops Shane ok, at least i got a reaction * daed feels more noticed dead is a 8==============D licken (( ) pumping homo exactly i tried telling that to zinx =) Never EVER touch the end of the carge capacitor when manually charging a flash strobe. Easy way to make coffee obsolete. * _BabyDoll allows no-1 to give her sweet kisses * no-1 then packs her with hard kisses and licks her eyeball * _BabyDoll screams in fright! * _BabyDoll smacks no-1's ass * no-1 shits uh I just heard like grunting from the bathroom [1:22] Hi there my sex kitten ;) uhm [1:50] hi babe yes...ok...sure :P go gargle glass shards [1:51] Lakers likes pussy! BratKitty likes bloody murders involving pesty people! [1:51] ooops...wrongperson uh [1:53] would u like a nice long hot cock honey ?? oh yes. send it to me via usps [1:55] what would u do with my hot aussy cock honey ?? oh man this guy's ASKING for it...watch the artist at work here ;P wel, first I would take one of those huge, oversides pencils...and shove it right up way into your dickhole, then rip it out really fast... then i would yank it from between your legs so fast, it rips off into my hands. and then i would take the still warm-quivering thing and shove it up your ass along with the hardened livers of several of your dead relatives oh joy. another coming-home-and-opening-christmas-presents celebration. hrmm.. what the fuck is this? retro rocket? god.. why dont they just fucking make 'retro cocket' this thing is so fucking lame its a light bulb yes iode..it makes light with weird things spinning around it "HEY THANKS FOR THE PRESENT.. WOULDA BEEN COOL.. IF I WAS BORN IN THE 70'S" my grandparents are fucking on something hrm * iode opens up a present from his cousins oh god it's a far side calendar loris mom got me this for xmas last year what a fucking retarded present if i WANTED A CALENDAR ID DOUBLE-CLICK AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT OF WIN95 oh wow! tori amos cd! wow something GOOD! fucking idiots didnt even put their name on the bag.. no idea who it's from yay a far side book.. containing 1/5th of the funny shit in my other far side book! well-planned, dumbfucks! ok.. this might be good.. it's from my aunt & uncle WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS SHIT A 70S CHRISTMAS IN MISSOURI?! my room is gonna be a fucking disco party!#!@@! first its a lounge NO THANKS TO VIRA AND SEWSHI and NOW ITS A DISCO LOUNGE jesus fucking christ well thats it i am a grownup sperm * plazma farts chili is kickin in i'll have a foot shoved in my anal cavity "what is chris doing in bed so ear...oh... god I hate it when he does that in our house. Makes me feel so dirty" FUCK SPIDER Big phatty fucker right on my lef t leg killed it, but I think that I broke my lef t leg I smashed it to death with the cup that USED to be holding my coco fuck, i'm hot shit burns <--- Speading his love and flying. <--- Spreading his butt cheeks and farting. ive got a wetspot right where a piss stain would be where not whore er...fuck the damn cursor covered it so it looked like i typed whore i like sing along tv shows, except i dont know the theme to baywatch :( you can be my guys i just farted brb i think i shit my pants STINKEY TIKEYBOY [##] #zero: modes are +stink tikeyboy [##] #zero: modes are +stink tikeyboy [##] #zero: modes are +stink tikeyboy [##] #zero: modes are +stink tikeyboy [##] #zero: modes are +stink tikeyboy STINKEY TIKEY i goto public school where you can smoke in class and cuss teachers out and nothing happens * dayd loves the government moron hey ribbit Go eat a fly AHAHAHAHYES AAAAAAAHAHAHASKFLHASLKDFH YES YES YES * dayd gets scrambled eggs for dinner! not like the vaginal kind like chicken eggs i'm eating undeveloped bird embryo Chris. Your brain ---> | | <---- Does it hurt to think? due...that shit sucks i dunno i keep holding out though for the ultimate chick to come along he'll be back in a few, this is his mom FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WE LEARN HOW TO SAY FUCK IN HERE WE LEARN HOW TO SAY FUCK IN HERE WE LEARN HOW TO SAY FUCK IN HERE WE LEARN HOW TO SAY FUCK IN HERE HI MICHAEL'S MOM WE HAVE YOUR ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER BECAUSE MIKE GAVE IT TO US FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CLIT PUSSY COCK DICK FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CLIT PUSSY COCK DICK FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CLIT PUSSY COCK DICK FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CLIT PUSSY COCK DICK FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CLIT PUSSY COCK DICK FUCK WE LEARN HOW TO HAVE SEX AND DO DRUGS HERE! CHILDREN UNDER EIGHTEEN NOT ALLOWED DO NOT USE CONDOMS, MIKE! MIKE, CONDOMS WILL REDUCE PLEASURE * cYbErPuKe fucks iode * cYbErPuKe fucks iode * cYbErPuKe fucks iode * cYbErPuKe fucks iode * r0c fucks cyberpuke * r0c fucks cyberpuke * r0c fucks cyberpuke * r0c fucks cyberpuke * fnord_ fucks r0c * fnord_ fucks r0c * fnord_ fucks r0c * fnord_ fucks r0c * daed fucks fnord * daed fucks fnord * daed fucks fnord * daed fucks fnord hehe nobody wants to fuck daed "OH MOMMY *WANK WANK WNAK WANK WANK SPOGE AHHHHHHH*" john: whos that from? suse what does suse do? www.suse.com when i was 8 on july 4th some girl was visiting my house she poured all of my sea monkeys on the kitchen floor "cuz she thought it was just water" was her excuse i was so fucking pissed off what kind of FUCKING IDIOT not only pours sea monkeys on the ground but poured them on the ground because they thought it was water? would you go to someone's house, pick up a jar of water, and POUR IT ON THE FLOOR?! what a fucking stupid bitch!!!!!! hi fnord tell hi fnord hey fnord hi hey other fnord i am fnord dash dash hi and you are just fnord dash i am fnord underscore underscore underscore weeeeee hi fnords hi fnord hi fnord hi fnord we are a fnord fan club hi fnord underscore hi fnord underscore underscore hi fnord underscore hi fnord underscore underscore underscore hi fnord underscore underscore hi fnord underscore underscore underscore underscore hi fnord underscore underscore underscore underscore *** fnord__ is now known as fnord-_-_ i am now fnord dash underscore dash underscore fuck good unf unf mmMMm..i love those "guess the meat" tacos one of my brother friends was over and asked why i was on the phone all the time i said cause i play quake he said i should just download it to my computer and play it YOU ARE VERY RETARDED I SEEM TO ALWAYS DO THAT i wanna find a wormhole thatd be leet jeff, dig in your backward. dammit i knew someone was gonna say that Yep, even you si, *spew* =O*** egads. he's puking asteriks. what's the cheapest way to call someone in canada? tell them to move I stayed up all night talking to katia about how I needed to start going to bed earlier * penis rises to the occaision i am "at large" [ffathom!xfathomx@ple-ca9-18.ix.netcom.com] always wanted to fall in love with someone who has a real isp I rarely make it into the quotes unless I am insulting you, you moronic midget munching moocher of many moods =) (yes it is a cheap attempt to look like I am trying to make a cheap attempt to get into quotes (what? Fuck you)) you think i have 8in high hair? Xplosive, AT LEAST 'I ROCK RUFF AND TUFF WIF MY AFRO PUFF' 'I ROCK RUFF AND TUFF WIF MY AFRO PUFF' then he starts breakdancing and all the girls laugh at him and he cries and gets his afro soggy nevermind...when/if you come to get me..use the broomstick...please ...not bark... guess what i did tonight daed: you grew a pube yes!*#% fnord OH GBABY OI HYES UMFMF FU FN UFN UFN UNF UNF OH BABY SPOOGE *POSSGE SPOGGE* *OHHHHH EYSLJKHESLKSK HUFNFUNFUNF* *GARGELS LKHASDFKLOFH OH OH MBAYB EYS GIVE IT TO NME HARDER OH BAYBY UNF UADFNKLFYULKASDHF* OH FNORD GIVE IT TO ME OH YES MMF UMMF UNF UFN UFN *JIZZM JIZM JZKM* Oh hhhhhhh h h hYES YES YES YESLHJKgfashrga uh anyway, as I was saying, my mom is getting bad at poisening me. There are chunks floating around in my kool-aid I run both windows and a microwave ahahahahhahaha Neither of them seem to get things all the way doen *sigh* im too serious lately i need to get back into the making-funnies-worth-quoting habit fnord youre getting too serious lately you need to get back into the thinking-iodes-jokes-are-funny habit FUCK OFF CHRIS uh... * Xplosive` cries *** Xplosive` has left channel #zero AND STAY FUCKED OFF! *** ImPaLa_ (~joyce@bleuz.com) has changed the topic on #bye to: you suck bitch...you suck god damn it r0c yu dick i run to the bathroom cuz i have diarrhea and when i come back youre asleep X-blowsive hehehe hayhahahahah NO!@#$ GOD DAMN IT@#$ xblowsive BWHAHAHAHAHA * Skamanda giggles you know thats gonna last, chris I KNOW IT SUCKS bwhaha IM GOING TO KICK YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, FOR THIS LITTLE STUNT YOURE PULLING...ASSHOLE 311 Crow is cumf1@eiuts52.eiu.edu (You're a BRA.) I'm a bra? * Garfr wishes. craddling women's breasts all day....hmmmmm next year is gonna be hard if i take classes that are hard I broked my space bar 5. What is a newsreader? A newsreader is a client that accesses an nntp server. 6. What is a news server? FUCK YOU someone just fell off the edge of the world who? guest guest ah what a pretty cool guy caps has a real name? i didnt know that plazma_: my name is caps my last name is ta the difference between armor and armour? randy: one is canadian HOW DO I TAKE SHIT!? how do you take a shit? I tried that pull down your pants and sit on the comode and wait for it to start fallin out *kr0n* donut do thats <[20:30]:mnr@198asc219.mpinet.net> -> *kr0n* I RELMED YOU <[20:30]> -> *kr0n* YOU'RE ON CANDID RELM MANG. <[20:31]> he's all "stop" i am going to ban you for typing too loud fear the 21st century family fueds GOODBYE MY LOVER ;~!( oh shit, i'm elephant man i don't break people I am OmShantes friend with the warez. DO U want Nething do you think i can get that sex change today or do you think they will still attack me? I know what sex smells like, but what does it TASTE like? Chicken??? This superman sucks. He can't even hold up a building Where in the hell did they get the idea to make him weak? wtf is going on r0c: you're growing pubes <]MolocH[> the 600 was runnin NT4..... from POWERING IT ON... going thru POST and loading NT entirely took LESS tha 20 seconds! <]MolocH[> it counted 512 MB of RAM in less than a second dude.... it was amazing! <]MolocH[> gave me a 6 foot erection with a giant cheese burger on the end! *** fnord_ is now known as Xfnord_ IM THE X WINDOW VERSION OF THE FNOR DAEMON WITH UNDERSCORE EXTENSIONS * fnord_ headbutts daed and si's crotch *blrfphphph* where the hell is chris and mario? what the hell kind of english is that oh fuck, i just found a cumstain on my rug * r0c cleans his hand on fnord's face [sixpak!jabber@158.1.52.71] bout a new spel cheker jeff: what do you think is better, something longer or something thicker? my ex enjoyed victorias secret that's all she'd wear she had nice bras =) I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle. Okay. I'm a slut, you're a slut, who wants coffee? im gonan hurl Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again. fuck you daed err this was about a year and 12 months ago *** Mode change "+b *!*lammah@*.access.net.il" on channel #zero by iode *** ravbert has been kicked off channel #zero by iode ([ this is not the aol mp3 group you think it is ][!so!]) oh shit thats ravy *** Mode change "-b *!*lammah@*.access.net.il" on channel #zero by iode oh it's ravy *** Mode change "+b *!*lammah@*.il" on channel #zero by iode i got a pet rock and a tamagotchi killed em both it just turns into an angel then you press the reset button and it gets reborn how unholy. has the 700 club found out about ths? caveman ugh lympics:) that's fun. firestarting. brontosaurus vault. wife tossing. <_Fuzz_> "hello, this is leenus torvalds, and I pronounce leenux as 'leenux'" <_Fuzz_> you're all wrong dan; see, he's like I am, he says HE prounounces it that way, implying that other pronunciations are correct also dan; as in, it is pronounced however the fuck you want to pronounce it <_Fuzz_> ok <_Fuzz_> I'm going to pronounce linux 'nathan is a fucking asswipe' from now on <_Fuzz_> oh, on my 'nathan is a fucking asswipe' machine, I finally got a good word processor dan: did you order the nathan is a fucking asswipe cdrom from cheapbytes? <_Fuzz_> my 'nathan is a fucking asswipe' box is giong crazy you ninja turtles fan i watched them when i was younger ok, up until last year but thats ok im a my little pony fan now the first 45 minutes of wild things was pretty good then they killed of the blonde and it sucked then they showed kevin bacon nude and it got worse why the hell am i not in bed?? because you love daedie uhh oh yeah * Spamanda mounts daed HEY DONT MOUNT ME you dont know how much that means to him *** OmShante (enlight@usr4-ppp38.lvdi.net) has joined channel #zero warez FNORD, SHUT THE FUCK UP, PLEASE, SIR. *** signoff: ShadowImg (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) RUH ROH, SHADOWIMG HAS KICKED THE BUCKET, SIR. nifty a free sql server i think ill download it, compile it, become completely confused and fed up, and delete it in a rage hey jeff, come on over but you gotta walk no room for cars he'll park in the middle of the street...it woudlnt be a change since he parks there already yeah so what if i park like 4 feet from the curb.. big deal * ShadowImg is away, family shit *blech* -pcz si, i find it odd that your family goes to the bathroom together. haha john's seen fuzz's girlfriend and he hasnt <_Fuzz_> her mom won't take her to the post office to send the package she made of stuff for me <_Fuzz_> "who do you need to send that to?" "my online boyfriend" "uh, WHAT?" you have a girlfriend but dont know what she looks like? uh yeah mom shes my online girlfriend *smack* WE DONT DO THAT IN OUR FAMILY hey yer talking about MY mom! you're related to fuzz? i wonder if he knows what you look like too cause i wouldnt doubt it haa haa I live 5 minutes from fuzz today we welcome to the show fuzz, a man who doesnt know what ANY of his relatives look like geraldo he has a sister? bet he doesnt know what she looks like either does dan know what he looks like? fuzz walks around with a paper bag on his head not looking at his family members and constantly worrying about berkeley and his calculus and longing to get on irc to talk to his unknown girlfriend *** Xplosive` (olave@zapcom.net) has joined channel #zero POUIADG-UIOAYGTOA FUCK YOU uh what the fuck all of the animals are crawling all over me the dog is like sitting here looking up at me as if im supposed to tell her something and the cats walking all over me and meowing wtf am i, some sort of jungle rabbi? mario you me starcraft now jeff: me, cindy crawford a bed a pizza now me make stink TFreakv2, heyyy.. love yer exploits ;) woo! zinx wipe that brown shit off yer nose <_T-Bone_> wtf does "unresolved symbol(s)" mean? tbone: it means some symbols are found to be unresolved <_T-Bone_> fnord <=- DUUUHHHH! how do i fix it? tbone: you need to make the symbols resolve he went "DAMN IT" in #bye when i pasted it hehe youy should see it whenever i paste something here, he goes "YOU SUCK" or "DAMN IT" or "FUCK YOU" *** daed (~daed@socially.inept.org) has joined channel #bye CANT YOU SEE THAT IF DAED GAVE HALF OF A SHIT, HED JOIN THE FUCKING CHANNEL? canadians look a lot like us *** mrcide was kicked by daed (AHA AHA HAHAHA *APE YELL* HEE HEE AYAHA HAHGAH HAHA GAH AHA GAH GAH GAH AHA AHA ) My teacher keeps quoting "you sculpt love from the rock of friendship" and I asked "what if you just want sex?" I didn't get any credit today =( twat i cunt hair you i have an ear infucktion i ran into a prick wall i need to see a dicktor maybe he can finger it out iode likes KOR wtf is kor you know what sucks? what? all of you! I BROKE A GODDAMNMOTHERFUCKINGSONSOFABITCHINGCOCKSUCKINGWHOREBAGGINGCRACKSMOKIN GPIMPFUCKINGSLUTTYGODDAMN NAIL! i am thoroughly distraught. :( xblowisve your afro juice get in your eye thas why you cunt drive fuck you ooh...academy of science is hiring henry: go get a job as their specimen IGNORANCE IS BLISS, ASSHOLE jeff did you give him that new word? "ignorance" what surprises me is "bliss" because i didnt teach him that normally, he'd say something like "STUPID IS GOOD" I READ IT FROM MY FUCKING MY LITTLE PONY BOOK IT HAD A COLORING PICTURE FOR IT SO I COLORED IT IN i didnt stay in the lines though... :/ my ass backfires...like...i'll be walking...i'll get ready to sit down, and i'll let a huge fart, then sit down -------------------------------------------- | 1 ONE | | .d8888b. .d8888b. | | d88P Y88b INTERNET CLUEPON d88P Y88b | | .d88P .d88P | | .d88P" good for .d88P" | | 888" 888" | | 888 One *FREE* Clue 888 | | | | 888 888 | | ONE 1 | -------------------------------------------- <_Mordred_> just because i'm mac user doesn't mean i know jack about computers i probably know more about linux then any of you here! <_Mordred_> inless you have your one box set up. <_Mordred_> i haven't acualy done that yet shit man you need that cluepon <_Mordred_> thats just ASCII it does nothing Willow rules. Down with Buffy. i want to get like grapes and a cantaloupe and i want to go into a public restroom crowded drop the grapes in sequence UNGH PLOPPLOPLOP UNG AHHH then ill go RRRRRRRRRRRRRNG UUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGH UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH UUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH then BOOM goes the cantaloupe HAHA DUDE IMAGINE THE SPLASH HAHAHA UUUUUUUNGH BOOMSPLISSSSSHHHHHHH the lost of a woman I loved for 2 yrs. really bugs the hell out of me and the way we ended depresses me she trying to get ny parents to call the police and teel them that I'n a dealer I AM NOT A SHOULDER TO CRY ON I AM KRAIG * DaRoach drinks his 40th beer in a row. 'go go gadget liver' what do I need testi's for? I went to france for a year lotsa hairy arm pits =P when? when I was in my former life FUCKING KFC GAVE ME A FORK INSTEAD OF A FORK THOSE BASTARDS it sucks trying to drink from a bottle when there is a cap on the bottle 'ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS! AN ASSHOLE HAS JUST ENTERED THE STORE' I'm downloading 11MB video clip porn? not this time I mean no wario i must've wanked 20 times on the last one #!@$ i can go 3 minutes after the other I wish not to know of this sir I CAN =( but thanks for telling me =/ you're welcome are you insecure about your own speed? does it take you hours, sire? I have no speed sir I do not wank I go out and hire 5 year old girls to do it for me when I was 5 one of my moms boyfriends gave me a full beer said I could leave the room until I finished it when I did I didn't want to leave the room when you eat kentucky fried chicken, you eat poultry liar I am eating 100% cardboard shavings baked so as to hold them together microsoft has finally achieved a true monopoly in 1999, so they have been reduced to many smaller companies, including a janitorial service, an apple authorized dealer, a bb gun manufacturer, a condom superstore, and a museum of horrors The condom superstore failed no one wanted to buy a condom called 'micro soft' But in 30 years, which we will travel to later, bill gate daughter has taken over the computer, and being much more brilliant then her father, has started making internal computers which are implanted in the head upgrades are a bitch These of course had to be perfected no one wanted their brains to crash i got home frmo work and went into my driveway and took my beenbag and took my shirt off and smoked pot and relaxed then i fell asleep now im all ref and my back is white bathroom time. YEE HAW sewshi is gonna be a sysadmin for my isp he's going to take sci fi err comp sci loooooooooooooooooooooooooool in kuwait 'out' has many words so it requires a lot more letters in 'lol' In kuwait they have many mouths :pPPpPpP i'm eating dognuts 'i use public toilets, and i piss on the seats...and i wander around in summer and say 'whats with this heat?' 'IM AN ASSHOLE...*yodels a little bit*...IM AN ASSHOLE' in junior high my friend fell and had to get a testicle removed well he had to wear a big diaper for a month and miss class and he made me swear not to tell anyone you shut up...before i walk my ass down to your house, beat your head in, walk my ass home, and get back on irc and tell your ass to pick me up i hav accidently delete my Dalnet from my server list you fuckers made me dry i need sleep ok * fnord_ hits katia upside the head witha pan *** signoff: chickey (Leaving) it worked sir why would i fuck my parents in front of jasmine? uh why would i fuck jasmine in front of my parents? i cant leave SO FUCK YOU haha chris what now, did you make a mess on your bib? no...actually...it was more than just getting shit on my bib...i knocked my dinner off the tray on my highchair... :( SO GO THE FUCK AWAY I think I am going to get a really cool tuxido, drop into the prom from the roof, use your laser pointer through the fog that the fog machine makes and pretend like I am doing something, then yell, 'it's alright, i am double o negative' and then go back up to the roof, jump through the window and fall off the roof, breaking my leg it will kick ass * Xplosive` jumps up...watches his seat fly and hit a wall...slams his hands on teh desk, yells 'YEAH' and puts his arms in the air waving them around...and quickly runs from the room hehe my parents have an ad in a travel magazine circled it's for nevada bastard a part of nevada, which includes area 51 lets go to area 51 youre an alien they didn't want to tell you now they are taking you back you went and pissed them off GOOD JOB JEFF * La_Garce gets a visual of barb in her bra and panties... * sewshi gets a visual of Olivia nekked * mrcide drools too * fnord_ gets a visual of jesse nekked eew * ShadowImg gets the mop *** madkittn has left channel #zero LORI! hi Lori! HI!!!!!!!!!!!! lawnmower man on USA lawnmower man on USA lawnmower man on USA government people on CSPAN government people on CSPAN government people on CSPAN boobies on baywatch boobies on baywatch boobies on baywatch boobies on baywatch porn on SHOWTIME porn on SHOWTIME porn on SHOWTIME porn on SHOWTIME idiots in #zero idiots in #zero idiots in #zero idiots in #zero retard that started this retard that started this retard that started this retard that started this im over the hill so fuck you UH OH YOURE REPEATING YOURSELF so fuck you HEY FUCK YOU BITCH YOU SUCK RETARD go suck on a dork KNOCK IT OFF BITCH YOU ARE VERY RETARDED IM THE KING OF THE WORLD lets start an isp ill be the slut every isp needs a slut wage, ohh... you mean tech support. *** Jug_ is now known as Jug_`95 *point click* *** Jug_`95 has quit IRC (Killed (m1 (*blue screen*))) sorry, it was irresistible he should know better than to do that MY COMPTUER IS SO LAME, ITS GOT SHIT SPEWING FROM ITS 3.5IN DISKDRIVE katia sir thats a ma'am...dumbass i call everyone sir, sir Jeff you are insipid ma'am Hey Xplosive, sounds like a confession to me NO...IM EXTREMELY STUPID WHEN IT COMES TO IRCII...AND I TYPE TO THE WRONG FUCKING CHANNEL, AND IT PISSES ME OFF hows that for confessing? * Xplosive is gone.. im not saying anymore stupid shit tonight...bitch pressure points rock my headache goes away simply by pinching my hand I just slam my head into a table until I pass out that works too also gets rid of any unwanted friends who might be in the room at the time every day i come in here and it is the same thing ytiddo is having a cow well moo motherfucker <^wen^> j'ai tres beacoup devoir pour soir <^wen^> ah, la classe de francais est tres bien <^wen^> nous apprennons le plus-que parfait maintenant <^wen^> ohh quelquefois don't speak commie trash in here =( "Can mario make popcorn with freshly melted butter and make it back on time before his computer goes offline? Can this download survive without him? Will daed and fnord stop using chris.irc in this lifetime? Find out these answers and more next episode. Same fucking channel, same fucking time" brb making popcorn Popcorn Cooking Tip #243: if part of your popcorn package says thi side down, make sure that it is not pointing up. Popcorn my burn as a result. When microwaving butter, make sure that you do not put it in for more then 30 seconds, or even 20 without watching it Butter will expand and make your microwave shitty * DaRoach munches down on his burnt popcorn with his burnt butter that was only a little since the rest is covering the microwave *** DaRoach is now known as Muldy No... Where's me a Scully. :P I am a mulder scully clone I am Muldy Umm... live with it Alrighty then... *** Muldy is now known as Sculder The name is Bond. Stocks N. Bond Cuevas, Mario Cuevas * DaRoach hits a button on his belt and gets pulled halway up the rope before you see smoke coming out of the belt and he gets stuck ANYONE GOT ANY EXTRA BATTERIES!? I sat in the sun nekkid once it hurt the sun fucking sucks Make chris say funny stupid shit HEY CHRIS SAY FUNNY STUPID SHIT fuck you...im not living to be your entertainment, retard go away CLOSE ENOUGH i don't say sag i have torpedo tits :) * DaRoach gets bored and starts talking dirty do you gals wear thongs? no butt floss for me, thanks :) i farted carl: congrats, youre becoming more human by the minute TIFFANY AND KICKIE err NICKIE kickie, eh? shes fiesty [Vermillio(ms452349@user-38lccje.dialup.mindspring.com)] would, being held by a skinny guy with pathetic chest hair is punishable by flogging in some countries! * iode vents, steam coming out of his ears anyway 12x/2x = 6x, 8x / 2x = 4x, 4x / 2x = x 6x, 4x, x AH YOU STUPID PIECE OF COW SHIT * iode gets the problem wrong time for ANOTHER (12x^2y - 8xy + 2x) / 2 x uh hrm 12x/2x = 6x -8xy/2x = WHAT THE FUCK?! 2x/2x = x 6x, WHAT THE FUCK?!, x oh, my mistake 6x^2y, WHAT THE FUCK?!, x hrm * iode gets it wrong * iode goes insane hehehahahaaaahahaha ba boo ba bee boo ba! * iode twiddles his lips with his fingers like a retard I just made myself a peanut butter and jelly samwich I think I broke my wrist iode needs to calm down it's an internet chat room hehe internet chat room internet chat room? internet chat room hehe IRC Channel. hehe jl goes to college he's supposed to be smart fuck it's an internet chat room to me JL: you in journalism by chance? Sir, my teacher asked me how to make money over the internet and I pointed out porn banners this is how I stop people from asking me for help HEY DAED...WHY DONT YOU COME CHANGE MY DIAPER SO I CAN ACT LIKE A GEYSER AND PISS IN YOUR FACE? i'm thinking of raising my GPA. i went to sleep last night connected to saber.net i wake up this morning and i am on bigger.net nlogic? neurologic what is neurologic? short for nlogic <[m1]> can you picture his mom walking in daed's room? <[m1]> seeing him <[m1]> with his pants down <[m1]> with a funnel up to his ass <[m1]> the other end in a bottle BRRRRRRRRRRMPT HI MA <[m1]> "WHAT, MOM, ITS FOR A SCIENCE PROJECT" <[m1]> 'CANT A GUY GET ANY PRIVACY ?" "SHANE! UNASS THAT FUNNEL!" <[m1]> "not my new funnel!" chris hangs out with drooling faggots hey daed..news flash...i hang out with you much has changed what much has changed sir? things * DaRoach looks down nope my things the same OH SHIT IT HAS ARMS beware the prom for I shall never return to it dateless I will make a woman if I have to so she will jitter a bit and her voice will be staticy and she will say 'pacific standard time is...' whenever talked to but she will be a female date none the less! and if she sparks and blows up I will point and laugh a little and say 'heh... blue screen error' "Mario" italian/mexican "Manuel" Spanish "Walker" Irish/german "Cuevas" a mix of native american and mexican indian The american culture would consider me an 'asshole' but I prefere burgers and tacos. 'jerk' 'punk' 'spic' it can be polite though 'assholio' mario's a pale faced large hairy mustached bastard woman wetback spic who eats beans and farts and is a neo-nazi im uh a wop dago HAIL JUAN! MINE FUEROR * DaRoach scratches under his arms and starts making spaghetti only YOU can prevent rabid forest sex my cat is so dumb...hes laying out in middle of the street go join him 474 #zero Cannot join channel (+b) (Banned from channel) <- EHEHE, I DONT GET THE 'INVITE ONLY' MSG ANYMORE!@#$ xplosive thinks hes making progress yessir k_wi, i was kidding... Xplosive: me too k_wi, liar.. ;) i need to go buy a semiautomatic rifle, gps handset, night vision goggles, long range binocs, bowie knife plannin' on goin' postal, jeffie? suzie: camping at KOA first semester of physical science I was 120% then he started making me watch videos on dirt and I kept passing out ok what about my current problem? wear your helmet and take your medicine 'dr. mesmer' +hypnotize +nazi 15. Pamela Anderson archive High quality sex sites. Free xxx pics, threesome hardcore sex and bizarre porn. Extreme sex pictures of cunts, pricks, fisting. Free preview. XXX EXPLAIN THAT HOW IN THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN!? I dunno what x is jeff; what are you doing? what? oops never mind i read the screen wrong I thought you said I dunno what x is, thought you were talkinga bout the java haha but it was DaRoach no it was jeff read it again * DaRoach uses is Dr Mesmer powers (you see I dunno what x is) I dunno what x is see it was you DaRoach not fnor aahhhhh wtf mwahahaha i spent hours on a program that said 'click here for the meaning of life' and when you moved your mouse over to click it, it moved he was lying ya know I saw the program it was 'click here for thousands of free xxx passwords' * eye gets poked OH SHIT I'M BLONDE err BLIND VIAGRA HORNY BBL Storm Tip #138: During a lightning storm, it is best to remember that running outside with a wrench in your hand naked and insulting the gods is not always good. It can be the cause of some very bad things. damn you, i drive just as good as any 11 year old daroach.. you're sentence is messed up.. mine is not my mom left a weed whacker in my room I think I am supposed to use it * DaRoach cleans his floor 'how would you feel if I kept knocking on the bathroom door going "mom? mom? mom!? MOM!?"' I WOULD LIKE IT...CAUSE THEN ID KNOW SOMEONE WOULD KNOW IF I FELL IN if you fell in I would flush IF YOU FLUSHED, ID COME BACK UP AND KICK YOUR ASS and you would look up and see me going round and round and round laughing like hell then I would close the lid id beat you up and you would be sucked out to whereve r and when you come back and were all blue you would say 'my pen exploded with the altitude' Computer Tip #183: When wiping your screen clear of dust and fingerprints, remember that there is static electricity all over the screen and that your other hand should not be hovering over any exposed parts of your computer. It leaves quite a burn mark and hurts like a bitch smooth move my hand is still twitching that boat sucks it pulls away from chicks that are lying on their stomaches with their tops removed and exposed nipples too fast to see and it is too bumpy to look back with binoculars mario: youre extremely dumb...my boat owns you chris, I am extremely straight and like to see beautiful girls your boat sucks if it wasnt for my boat, you wouldnt have seen those girls, so shut the fuck up my boat owns you it was BECAUSE of your boat that I didn't see them I would have gone to the beach none the less you woudlnt have gone i wouldnt have either my chickometer was shooting off the charts my mom left a weed whacker in my room I USED THAT TODAY I used to it to mow my lawn now it looks like a bad hair cut all uneven and bald in some spots a few dead dogs... i want a cookie i wanta cookie fucker i wanta cookie FUCKING SHIT i wanta cookie i wanta cookie * X3 gives Xplosive` a cookie :) i wanta cookie * X3 gives Xplosive` a cookie :) ugly sucks ugly sucks ugly sucks ugly sucks sorry, i was just under the impression that the people on orez were good people no we are pretty much a racial hate group bent on world destruction c'mon, Katina, i'm plenty fun lesbians can have lots of fun suzy-jeezus, get a dog. i'm busy. fuck i messed up thats not uncommon for you, chris shut up justin was kicked in the head too often no just gone nuts i'm about 10 eggs short of a dosen you're a few sandwiches short of a deli a few apples short of a fruit stand a few tacos short of a combination plate ok, ok one grain short of a beach i get the mesage messgae damnit one planet short of a solar system whatever one banana short of a load alright I'm crazy a little punch drunk one too many hits with a snake got a screw loose missing marbles screwball nutjob a real peice of work 'special' does anyone know any sites that i can get some good downloads from download.com i mean stuff that i'm not suppose to * suzie16 makes funny noises with his anus my room smells like a fart i forgot to bring my yearbook to school today I forgot to go to school today my left testicle hurts owie my g/f crushed my left testical the other day i smacked myself in my nut today, in badmiton on accident...i was gimped the rest of the game i was in pain for quite some time you are all a bunch of nut wonders they are making me get g4y c3rt1f1c4ti0ns I got one of those which? birth 'It started out as a harmless jerycurl, but all too soon Chris knew it had gotten out of hand. 'IT WON'T STOP GROWING!' 'Will you look at the size of that thing?' 'OH MY GOD IT ATE THE GOD!' Sometime you just have to know when to.. perm... Chris Olave in the most spectacular event of the season... The Fro... comming to a city near you... no passes accepted. This Doo is not yet rated' *** topic for #bye: v, g, j, k, m, p, q, r, s, stinky-, t, tuffguy-, x, u, z_ *** topic for #bye: set by DaRoach on Fri Jun 5 14:25:07 1998 the topic is mario's alphabet he didn't watch enough sesame street poor mario *** fnord_ has been kicked off channel #bye by Zeal ( bite me big bird) <`Stone`> license ? yeah license to kill no...you ahve a license to operate a 1 - 2 ton vehicle that can get up to speeds of 80 and 90 mph. you can kill with that fucker i think we should just get a big boat load up all the prisoners and send them to sea and let France do some nuclear tests thats what i want my tax dollars to pay for... and they better show it on TV for my fat ass to watch shit it say microsoft caused an illegal operation GUESS WHAT I DID AT SCHOOL TODAY I WROTE ORGY PORGY 15 TIMES ON TEH CHALKBOARD THEN HIGHLIGHTED IT WITH A DIFFERENT COLOR AND SAT DOWN BEFORE TEACHER GOT IN she wanted to know who wrote it us students are united so only three people pointed me out NO!@#%% NO MORE SWEDISH MEATBALLS i searched for that and it gave me shit about burritos what did you search for? animations and free shit one of the sites is called burrito.com and it supposedly has stuff in it i just opened it the slide show history of the burrito this is horrible THEY DIDN'T SAY PENII they said penises pentium 2 penII heh the penII chip makes your computer cocky 7,88,x10Hugs7x,88,x$0`01 Kermit 7`0$x ,88,x10Hugs7x,88,x$0`01 Kermit 7`0$x ,88,x10Hugs7x,88,x$0`01 Kermit 7`0$x ,88,x10Hugs7x,88,x$0`01 Kermit 7`0$x ,88,x10Hugs7x,88,x$0`01 Kermit 7`0$x ,88,x10Hugs7x,88,x$0`01 Kermit 7`0$x,888,x10Hugs7...!!! I am sure that would have looked nifty but I have terminal font on and it is ugly THATS FAKE, BITCH no it's not you editted that one you took out what you said i just didnt include what i said to make me say tat but you still said it like you guys sound like a married couple do you realize, if you smack me...i'll open up a can of whupass and kill you right then and there? what was that? youll open uo a can of wuss and run away? yeah *** signoff: Xplosive` (gone, sleeping, be back tomorrow) "gone" thats pretty obvious "sleeping" who cares "be back tomorrow" DUH allow me to demonstrate the communicative effectiveness of smileys :) EAT MY SHIT, PUSBAG :) deltre \pron y deleting pron... I just killed 10700 files and 1.2 gig second time I've deleted this guy's pron from my hd im laying on my bed ircing this is cool lazy fuck im not lazy...im damn cool * Xplosive` puts on some snoopy shades EWWW THIS GUY IN A 'PLAYGIRL' AVATAR ENTERED * DaRoach alt+f4's *** signoff: Spamanda (Leaving) *** Spamanda (widelick@s-s1-p1-6538.saber.net) has joined channel #BYE HI AMANDA HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT!? well, now i know what alt + f4 does :) get money, spend it, live in a shithole way it is maybe for you your the one with roach in his nick *** Boston2 has been kicked off channel #crs by prineman (hey you) oops think he will notice? that shit is for ultimate nerds star trek, d&d there is being a nerd, then there is being a complete nerd but d&d and star trek is poindexter shit OH NO I AM STILL NAKED AND I DIDN'T REALIZE IT AND I JUST WENT OUT AND CHECKED THE MAIL!@$ smart guy very perceptive I noticed it was cold * DaRoach takes his shirt off and a flood of skin and fat flow out filling the room baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Baayooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaoooooooooooo everytime I open things like MSIE and stareditor it thinks its the first time but things that have a time limit work fine ID LIKE TO BE A EGGDROP WHEN I GROW UP so, he helps me, and gets free courses at the same time and gets paid paid to help you take a piss what a job... well, the lessons are quite a perk i would think the dumping of the urinal would be the perks did you read anything ive been saying? :) some if jeff was infinitely gayer than you, and you are 32469823462984610893461892360123% as gay as the rest of the world, does that make jeff 32469823462984610893461892360123% and infinity more gay than the leading gay person? maybe i would answer that if my pea sized brain could comprehend it but im not going to iode, your stupid ;) my stupid what? iode, nevermind...you missed the point xplosiv: and you have a stupid haircut. BECAUSE I LIKE YOUR HOMEPAGE YOU DO NOT LIKE MY HOMEPAGE YOU ARE SAYING THAT TO KEEP ME FROM DELETING IT FOR SOME ODD REASON BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION DAMN IT IT IS LIKE AS IF I WERE YOUR BOYFRIEND I SAY I LIKE IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU YOU SAY ANYTHING CLOSE TO THAT AGAIN AND I SWEAR I WILL STICK YOU IN A ROOM WITH CHRIS NAKED its fathers day, and i have had no surprise phone calls i am a happy man <|Binary|> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT IN HERE???????? binary shut the 1010010010101 UP! drunken anal sex is not what its cracked up to be i am a workin' woman * Spamanda now has three jobs ;) youre a workin' something thats for sure shit now I'm horny * cyberpuke grabs some tweezers and a magnifying glass * cyberpuke proceeds to man-handle his 3 inches of man meat *unF* *unF* .... aaaaaaaaA *wheW* think chris gets too attached to irc? 3 in the morning, my mom is asleep, someone takes over #hi, and he slams my table I swear to god I thought he was gonna cry like lifts up both fist and hits the table hard enough to wake up the neighbors listen you mother fucker just because youre half japanese doesnt mean your nipples are bigger than mine I HAVE BIG NIPPLES AND I WILL BEAT YOU WITH THEM SO BACK OFF ok, I was going to get on, but I can see that was a mistake I'm addicted to rocking my body and rubbing my hands all over me and making femine orgasmic sounds until I get a snicker in 5 years youre stil;l gonna think I'm 13 yer 8??? heh, I get paid friday * DaRoach cheers and the government is going to steal shit from me * DaRoach cheers i am way cool * uNF puts on his knight rider look alike shades i'm michael knight, bitch i have a car that talks hooya! i be s_i! si to the maxi pad, y0 * ShadowImg walks around being cool ohhhhhhhhh yeah i just kick ass * ShadowImg whacks it when no one's looking i feel like ass what does ass feel like? pretty shitty Ancient's Hot Chilli 1.) Add alot of hot shit 2.) Cook it for a long time 3.) Put it in something to eat it out of we were arfuing aboutt eo diff products and more specificly what happened to quake.inept.org specifically yyah that too ;] it got misspelled its now quaik.inepped.org thanks to you, gary fucking genius asshole. kwake.ineptt.orgh that's not as funny, either. not-funny asshole. but I feel kinda patriotic, now that our president is the mack daddy and all :) frys electronics the place I am going to camp out in as soon as the guards leave me alonge 4 cd rom slots, 2 3 1/2 floppy slots, and 6 hd slots god damn, the motherboard better have a lot of places to plug that shit in "Detected master. Detected slave. Detected slaves slave. Detected slaves slaves slave..." "Detected peon drive" mmm garlic bread uh god damnit i was holding the portable phone and i dialled r0cs # cuz i was gonna talk to him about the move and i saw you say "mm garlic bread" and dale answered the phone and i said "i want some" * awaken cuts off jasmine's clothes fuck you that's what you're about to do, yes! see the white box next to the monitor its called a computer if you take it apart and look inside theres stuff plugged into this board called a motherboard [3] away .. class [3] idle .. 0s hmm you made it to class rather quickly. yes sir dayd is away: simpsons .3h56m19s. a 4 hour simpsons episode? holy shit u fucking faggot answer me ancient u @ rit i'll come over and kill u marlowe: are you gonna have your parents drive you? 275. been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex? whast that meen your a moron its one of the High end SGI machines used to render virtual valerie I walked around naked alot last year. dreadnut: where are the polaroids?? Kryten-: With the kid who didn't come back this year. :) Fri Oct 2 15:54:35 MDT 1998 wtf heh thats a date :p i think perry discovered "/exec -o" no you fucks i didn't realize it was friday then you should've done this Fri Oct 2 14:44:42 PDT 1998 shit its friday !! instead of: Fri Oct 2 14:44:54 PDT 1998 wtf heh allrghyu uyo motr brrt ber beer I TPOYE JUST FINE YALL boy start play wif me oh my god i meant play with me like acro i was not even thinking that Hobac ] Come to to #Real_Teen_Chat to see a new empire forming, us ELEMENTARY STUDENTS HAVE TAKEN CONTROL....WALK IN A LINE MY ASS! *** fl changes topic to 'fnord is the quote hax0r.' i bet he quotes that quotes what? that. quotes that fnord is the qu0te hax0r topic he sure quotes a lot. :P fnord is a quote nymph he quotes instead of sex im gonna msg him that just incase he didnt get it Dutchess: you want mac and cheese? hrmmmm.........i dunno do you like jelly beans? shit im huingrty not when i'm this hungryu ymy RaGe [gozolish@fctnts10c20.nbnet.nb.ca] has joined #audiocentral are you guys nerds? i fucking hate nerds!!!! ymy RaGe [gozolish@fctnts10c20.nbnet.nb.ca] has left #audiocentral [] Well I'll occupy myself elsewhere. ew just be sure to wipe down the wall when you are done cool: i dunno...once, me and my gf were having sex..and a bad earthquake hit...we found some interesting positions on accident =] JUST BECAUSE I LIVE IN TENNESSEE DOES NOT MAKE ME A HOE DOWN HANKIE PANKIE JGK;TREWLKRRBT'EKM'B kr0n, btw, if you wanna know why I make $30/hr doing this.. go get a 386/20mhz SX with 4meg of ram and install Dos, Windows 3.11, and Microsoft Office.. then make it run *well* on top of that i'm so good I can get all of that on a 40meg HD si you prolly spent weeks perfecting the art of fitting win3.1, dos, and ms office on a 40mb hd "I WILL GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME! *giggles madly*" i want their new dong mmm oregon the fresh smell of scrod people who act obsessed scare me ;( paige i sit outside your house in a bush completely naked wearing nothing but a pair of night vision goggles masturbating, making animal noises and screaming IIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU yur name's sierra? something like that ya My asthma is acting up. I need another cigarette *** sonar is now known as BigKing *** spy- is now known as BIGMAC * BigKing IS BETTAH *** BigKing sets mode: +o BIGMAC * BIGMAC is $0.49 WITH A COUPON THING * BigKing IS BUY 1 GET 1 FREE *** dose sets mode: +m-o BIGMAC YEAH *** dose sets mode: -m+o BIGMAC FUCK YOU HOE FUCK YOU HOE FUCK YOU HOE FUCK YOU HOE :[ FUCK YOU HOE BK WINS FUCKER *** BIGMAC was kicked by BigKing (BigKing) I have a problem... everytime i pray i feel the urge to masturbate is that normal? i unleashed my mighty bladder all over that bed i showed it what the fuck was up I wonder if my parents would get pissed if i turned up the puter speakers to full blast no, they wouldnt they did is kiss the girls a scarey movie?
  • amanda should be in that movie yah right
  • kiss the girlz.
  • sounds like the story of amanda's life. right now, theres nothing on me that isn't sore except for my dick and my hands which means WHACK TIME! this is from osr2 btw if that makes any difference is this 98 explorer or 95? 95 uh osr2 is 95 dumbass i'm holding a frog in my hand right now is it a frog, or a toad? a frog oh THE STUPID BITCH WANTS US TO DO A BOOK REPORT PER QUARTER AND PRESENT IT TO THE CLASS I SHOULD KICK HER IN THE NUTS I hate fighting dracons Obvious exits are east, south, southeast, southwest and west. You see a fresh dracon corpse, an iron kite shield, an iron breastplate, a fresh dracon right arm, a fresh dracon right leg and right foot, a fresh dracon tail, a fresh dracon left leg, a fresh dracon left foot, a still-warm dracon left arm and left claw, a still-warm dracon left wing, a still-warm dracon right claw and a still-warm dracon right wing. they fall apart too easily i live in the silicone valley :P silicon no, silicone. I live near a highschool and near that is a pool * DaRoach drools a bit JUMP AROUND JUMP AROUND JUMP UP JUMP UP AND GET DOWN JUMP JUMP JUMP (IM HOMOSEXUAL) JUMP JUMP * DaRoach shoots shanes left foot LIMP AROUND LIMP AROUND fucking dog begs and begs, so i give him a carrot and he won't eat it asshole he just chews it up then spits it out next to me see if i ever give him food again :P * Istrain gives his dog another carrot there are a few things that i dont understand a) why people think i have a lot of shells 2) why people think i run shell boxes d> why people think i am weird * weak ejaculates * weak ejaculates on fnord * weak ejaculates on paige wooo ;) * weak ejaculates on dose ack haha! zinc does a body good You carefully treat your wounded tail. Unfortunately, you wind up doing more harm than good. GOD DAMN IT i can not treat myself :( what am I doing? "I can fix this! *stab stab stab*" CLAY MEET ME AT LHSQ I AM GETTING YOU A L> light joint You light up a joint. The scent of marijuana fills the air. > smoke joint You take a hit on your joint. Man, that feels good... uh uh you're dumb ok.. hehe whoops, filled my bank account * da3d ejaculates on fnords left ass cheek oooh oh OH YERS @#LKH * da3d smears it around with his tongue respond bastard. vira: what are you wearing? fnord: woven yak-hair overalls, a beaver hat, and plaid suede shoes. no underwear. a bee fucking stung me in my asshole today :( i was sitting on a bench reading my *trig* book, and i felt some fucking prick in my asshole it sucked i'm going to have a black and blue asshole sierra blows goats sierra blows goats <-----FUCK YOU MARIO :P sierra blows goats <-----FUCK YOU MARIO :P <-----FUCK YOU SIERRA :P hey you guys wanna have some real fun? yes! * fnord_ unzips his pants <_Fuzz_> everyone bring money for pizza ok I'll have you know I can eat my weight in pizza so... be prepared <_Fuzz_> as long as you pay for it it's fine * DaRoach kicks up dirt and yells FUCK ]geo[: <]Geo[> look in that book of insults real quick <]Geo[> mike, you might find one if you hurry i got all dressed up for my blind date and he took me to DENNYS cheapskatye you should be honored he took you to the temple of bob * fnord_ makes the sign of bob * fnord_ bows knowlage is not what u knwo but how u use it <[impulse]> ok <[impulse]> today is the day I lose the brackets <[impulse]> today is the day I get my nick back <[impulse]> muahahahaha *** ]ZeRo[ (lapimpdebr@h132244.dorm.clarkson.edu) has joined #Zero <]ZeRo[> who the fuck is in my chat room? <]ZeRo[> err channel i really wonder abouty this computer its..possessed i mean seriously possessed it turns off on its own it makes funny noises at night it will reboot if i hit it it stares at me when im naked I love how well Bill Gates can count "3, 95, 98, 2000" I hear a thunder in the distance see a vision of the cross I feel the pain that was given on a sad day of loss i hear si shutting the fuck up in just a few seconds i feel the pain in my eardrums from hearing, him, sing THATS MY LUCKY LOBSTER BITCH its missing an antler lobsters dont have antlers you douche I AM NOT AN IDIOT VALLEYGIRL I JUST SAY LIKE A LOT i got face to face with pussy and it didnt do anything for me :[ syntax_. Was it quality pussy, or sloppy pussy? quality pussy didnt even smell that bad :[ kinna flowery Toe hair is secksi especially when it's caught in your teeth what's "file allocation table bad, drive c:" mean? your file allocation table on drive c is bad paige,, he always manages to put out whenever i see him :( one time i touched my dogs penis on accident like when i was picking him up and he bit me. tik heh neph my fav. homo sup dude were have you been i've been around did you dress up as a strait guy for haloween? All these people smiling and giggling talking about their motherfucking herpes THIS IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA TODAY i never buy books either they cost too damn much <^grouch^> they are cheap if you accidently slip and a differant price tag falls on the book it didnt cut and paste the shit i wanted to! i hit ctrl-c and shit-ins! i think i will jerk off now I just bruised my nipples damnit i just sneezed so hard i farted at least i think it was just a fart * Istrain checks his pants * Istrain gets a scared look on his face * Istrain heads to the bathroom, legs apart one night that damn thing was vibrating on my dick i like unreal single player's pretty fun yeh....i beat it *** Dreadnut changes topic to '[17:23] yeh....i beat it' its pretty good now it used to be bad *** positive changes topic to '[17:23] yeh....i beat it its pretty good now' *** positive changes topic to '[17:23] yeh....i beat it its pretty good now it' *** positive changes topic to 'r0ckstar> yeh....i beat it its pretty good now it used to ' CUT IT OUT PAT! ITS NEVER GONNA FIT! *** positive changes topic to ' yeh....i beat it ITS NEVER GONNA FIT!' fuck milk, got jizz?:( fuck me, got condom? my dog bit me and ripped my ear open: ( i almost killed it HEHE which dog? one of the puppies chloe if you remember i'm a fucking evander holyfield you shut up don't you hate it when youre munching down on your fried eggs and suddenly you bite down on something hard and you pull it out of yoru mouth and it resembles a beak? that is sickening youre telling me I almost can't finish my breakfast almost hehe, I just ate a chick katias computer god disconnected *** DaRoach` is now known as Zeal god disconnected katias computer huh? yes who else do you think disconnects you? and he is the universal system admin god runs our universe with a windows based server. we just don't see it because when we freeze we don't know it and when he reboots we stop existing and start over some days seem really long thats because he is trying to multitask with lightwave and create new beings and he is running paint shop pro 5.01 to create scenery god doesn't know unix :( or linux :( i am the erection in your mothers ass i am the erection in *your* ass I LOVE THIS N> The time is now 4:30pm. it pops up every half hour or so, heh finger stick wha? finger stick? finger stick hehe finger stick ahhhhhhhhhhh r0c just confronted me so i flicked him off and picked his nose with my middle finger but it was too disgusting i couldn't handle it i couldn't my groin twitched with discomfort and i had to pull away please im dumb just help me before my little brain starts thinkin for the big one and i go jomp some poor llama again you know what the internet needs? more ass pictures -s1gma:#RIT- DCC Send shortcut to eudora.exe.lnk (209.86.141.185) wtf?! ok, that sucked heheh -Labtec- Thanks for the file! i could eat pez for dinner and be completely satisfied. orange slices are better of course it would require an extraordinary amount of pez. hangar, stop being argumentative. fnord_: who killed him? her who did she kill? him don't you hate it when you just remembered that an hour ago you had to go to the bathroom and you just remember when you slide off your seat? a dick licken ass pumping homo doesn't even compare to what you are, chris. i'm straight, you sanfrancisco treat i'm going to find word patterns in your phone numbers shane, where is that? fnord; www.phonespell.org FUCKING SHIT go-fag-1-I ho-fag-1-I in-fag-1-I god-a-I-1-I hoe-a-I-1-I THAT'S ME FUCK I'M A MOTHER FUCKING SAN FRANCISCO TREAT i saw this girl today, so incredibly, hideously ugly, it made my dick whip around and stick in my ass i don't want to fuck janet reno that would give me flashbacks errrrrrrrrr nightmares. that's it. * fwee 's the best paid cock sucker in the western hemisphere * Kermy is not here [ Sleep...dreaming of Conservation of Energy and Derivative of Inverse Trig Fuctions ][!l:on!] he probably dreams of like nude chicks with "cos2x + sin2x = 1" on their boobs he masturbastes to "sinx/cosx = tanx" when henry talks in his sleep, it's not "go away!" *makes pushing motions* "don't touch me!"...its "the tangent of x is actually the sine of x over the cosine of x, therefore making the cotangent of x equal to 1 over the cosine of x divided by the sine of x" then he splooges oi fnord: i'm going to school in california vira, where in cali? SUNNYVALE fnord: sunnyvale bunnyflail what school? COGSWELL fnord: cogswell bogsmell about a month ago I went to like saturn or whatever online and ordered a car and then I emailed them saying I found a better deal Kelly, can you copy a file from Mario's home dir to my hoe dir for me my mom just told my dad her breast is tingling, and he said maybe your lactating "when i masturbate, i press on this area behind my testicles and it blocks off the semen from coming out, so there's less cleanup...is there anything wrong with that? it won't mess me up, will it? no chirs t hat will make yuoua a healtyhyty young womanbs i can gtet sdrunk asd shit, andd at least i can still get an intellitsan thougat kout bithc ok you're drunk, right? when you come from boonville, youre not surprised by things like this. You're surprised when you finish and egg and youre not picking bones out of your teeth I'M COLOR BLIND AND DEAF SO DON'T BOTHER HONKING WHEN THE LIGHT CHANGES and ive got a huge bathroom enough space for someone to comfortably pass out hanging over the throne perfect spot for mario.. uh, i only did that once fuckers ok, twice, but technically I was sitting on it the second time i want to go to college but like i gotta go to highschool first what a fucking jip did i tell you guys about terraserver terraserver.microsoft.com we will infiltrate microsoft and I drop in from the roof and slide down the rope in front of the server. jeff, you will aim the laser pointer at the server so I know where it is, because I will have dropped in a smoke bomb. i will drop a black bag, remove a large steal toe boot, place it on my foot, get up, and kick the server as hard as possible. I will put the shoe back in the bag, hang onto the rope and pull myself up. then we will jump off the roof where eric will be sleeping half drunk in the getaway car kevin, you can sit at home and miss your black steal toe boot chris can explain to his mom why the tahoe is missing at the very second you kick the server, kevin will have found the nudist colony he is looking for, and then suddenly he gets "there was no response. the server could be down..." as he tries to zoom in uh ahaha then he'll scream 'GOD DAMN IT, THATS IT. I AM GOING TO FUCKING MICROSOFT TO KICK THE FUCKING SERVER. IF I COULD ONLY FIND MY OTHER BOOT" I am surpised that terraserver doesn't have a link that says "Let Microsoft nuke your hometown!" and you click on it and it lets you put in coordinates and shit of course the bomb would hit the ground and bluescreen and just bounce a couple times but its the thought that counts xavier ; u seem to know your penis pretty well, u too well acquinted? nah.. but we've been friends since birth though :) hrm ive decided after about 10 seconds of hard thinking that i dont like any of you and that im going to move to alaska and become a dog breeder and sell them to the canadians for a marked up rate because everyone knows the canadians arent very bright the brazilians are dumber than anyone anywhere in the world you can always tell you're around a brazilian because they announce they're brazilian and then they ask if anyone would like to chat with a brazilian HI, I'M BRAZILIAN!!! A/S/L!?!?! WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO CHAT WITH A BRAZILIAN?!?!? i shit you not...i've actually seen that before dont you love it when you squeeze one part of your face and puss comes out an inch lower? uh um not really I found $20 sitting on my mommys purse, I said "Wow, look what I found!" my mommy said, "No, NO, NO! thats to buy one of your gifts." I said oh thanks Merry Christmas to me" And took off with the $20 * Fuzz afk's looking for pliers gotta test this device afk hehe dan's going to masturbate for the first time cool it works * Fuzz is a genius hrm I really should leave soon so I can avoid the mess fuzz, when a guy masturbates, sperm comes out. Since this was your first time, it has had many years to age and grow potent i can understand your feelings of wanting to flee the horror but you must face it, and clean it up! justin, how many girls on irc have you netsexed? 20? 30? * DarkDawg shrugs i migth have HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE MORNING? I DID NOT SLEEP SIR THIS IS STILL NIGHT FOR ME I SLEPT WELL, THANK YOU FOR ASKING. I HAVE NOT YET ASKED GIVE ME A MINUTE *long akward pause* HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE MORNING? WELL NOW THAT YOU ASK. I'M A-OKAY. PsuedoJeffs Burrito Cooking Guide #902: When cooking burritos by their instructions, its best to remember that the instructions are based on satans microwave, and therefore have no actual influence on your burritos. Also, remember that the entire burrito will never cook, no matter how many ways you turn the burrito, or how many times you flip it. *whack**whack**whack**whack*"oh..hi christine..."*whack**whack**whack* *whack**whack* *whack**whack**whack**whack**types hehe in #bye so that it looks like he isn't masturbating**whack**whack**whack* *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack* /join #beachsex *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack* "***Nicole` is online." *whackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhac kwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwha ckwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhack* *whack**whack**whack**whack**thinks to himself...* "this onehanded typing business isn't too bad...i don't type fast so they don't know i'm typing onehanded anyway!"*whack**whack**whack**whack**whack* their hands never leave their crotches *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack **whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whac k**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**wha ck**whack**whack* this is why people are afraid of the internet the couch has a comfortable indent in the shape of my ass that shows i live here * DaRoach shakes a fist while holding his dick er that was worded wrong i meant my OTHER fist the one NOT holding the dick uh you mean you are masturbating and i meant to say grabbing my crotch no, i mean i was grabbing my crotch and shaking my other hand in the form of a fist face it..you mean masturbation * DaRoach is back, hi [TG] * DaRoach stretches i love a nice hot shower don't you? * DaRoach struts around naked before putting on his thong and sunday skirt i have lost much respect for you, sir kevin fucked himself up killed off those last brain cells he had three one saying "pour drink in glass" "put drink in mouth" "swallow" pour drink in glass died early so the drink went straight to his mouth swallow died after that "put drink in mouth" stayed alive as long as possible then it too died so you went to marios, he wasnt awake, went back to jeffs at 3am and slept damn it plazma follow the conversation you left out the aliens i think i'm going to go to sleep...because i am tired like im cool i grabbed a bottle of gatorade, and i shook it thinking the cap was on it flew everywhere god damn it i lost the sponge under all the soap suds @()#*@$ * DaRoach looks frantically * morbid was once a sperm? :o static everywhere * suzy` watches lint fly to her legs I am Mario Manuel Walker Cuevas Jimenez Mann McKenzie Mendoza no ur not :P actually, it ends in cuevas but its easier to remember this way * DaRoach tries to bite into a cement brownie i'm saving the good ones for everyone else I hate how eudora apoligizes when I dont have new mail woah kewl i found a hole in my tongue that i can stick my tooth in * DiscoDog eats his long john s this sucks i need to give my lips a break i'm so glad i'm not a guy i'm so glad i'm not a chick haha you have boobs and periods and pms and pregnancy and you have to wipe yourself when you PISS * ShdwShdw bites down on fnords cock * ShdwShdw starts chewing on it ouch why does that sound painful * ShdwShdw rips yer cock off and swallows it yummy i guess you can't assfuck him anymore jeff =/ or anyone else for that matter heh you'll have to let them fuck you it is his own goddamn fault that was an expensive dildo too now i have to replace it hey that was some nice dildo didnt even taste like latex i had it flavored real flesh flavor too expensive shit well uh, jeff.. why did you have a dildo where your dick is supposed to be? because theres more than one shdw in the world 'poop' ahaha making winamp skins is annoying but it's fun hehe kind of like trying to whack off while looking at pictures of clay morphed into a goat annoying cuz of how hard it is to stay hard but fun cuz you can brag about it later "i managed to get off while looking at clay" * no-one fucks cats * no-one moans * no-one drools * no-one has sex with horses * no-one fucks mr ed you too mario, but dan's the one who gets the ticket.. you're going in the luggage, you're skinny enough to fit if you crouch and shit damn it i always endup in the luggage :( why cant someone else take the luggage for once? EGGROLLS OWN YOU!@# eggrolls are like when you fuck up and it rolls onto the floor what are they @!?!?!?! WHAT ARE THEY THEY ARE LIKE CHINESE BURRITOS ONLY WITHOUT THE BEANS WHAT! RICE AND EGG AND VEGIES AND SHIT * Titania_ is glad she got on irc... yiou people make me happier hey, why not spread the love? * DaRoach gets a butter knife and cuts into himself i used my gold spray on my penis. suddenly i had a trophy. a small one at that. and a rash?? 'twas a joke. i used it on my hair/goatee though i bet your paretns were proud of you. i wasn't at home i was at school like, in the dorm, living there not seeing parents (!) toxik learned to spray shit on him at college! 'Some people say little girls should be seen and not heard.... but I say, 'OH BONDAGE, UP YOURS!' 1, 2, 3, 4!' *eyes roll back as she faints* * suzy- gives mario a basket full of cookies * fnord_ gives mario a basket full of sexual assistive devices * DaRoach eats a cookie and looks over the sexuals assistives they must pay!!! everyone must pay! pat? on my way fucking broncos game is on * fwee hopes they lose ohyeah football jets deserve it *yawn* oh sorry wanna talk about the new barbie dolls? load averages: 22.38, 10.68, 5.82 load averages: 44.19, 19.85, 9.62 col's trying to code again =(- that looks bit like a duck meow: have you ever seen a duck? i mean... one that hasn't been exposed to radioactive stuff :) well it's been a few years now and that's still not a duck .j panties sigh there was a customer in here and noob goes "i could pull out my fucking dick and whack off till i the ceiling" really loud everything got quiet <*)))>< GO FISH ><))))'> go thje otherway fish KICK ASSSSSS KICK KICK KICK SO MUCH ASS been building my desk i feel wierd though why? not use to having my monitor so far away from me its like almost 3 feet away maybe 2 hmmm makes everything seem funny from what im use to hehehe and with my case on the floor in the cubby I cant hear the hdd like usual, so I feel like I have lost a personal connection with my computer, hehehe could always tell what it was saying by its hums, beeps, and whirs i'd shoot you all dead for a 10kbps connection eric did u come over? i was at your house today. did u see me? the other night sucked you were asleep i was on the phone with chelsea and something stung my back and it ended up being the condom ah! i only saw the wrapper from before but damnit why didnt u throw awya the fucking condom im soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry hehe i don't care i swear to god i thought i did this is the 1 rule u must obey while at my house throw away used condoms tornados exist? i thought they were stuff in movies we don't even get earthquakes over here oh dear i have to leave the city mother fuck *** da|d has quit IRC (. fucking tornado .) need ramen r a m e n beef ramen must need ramen oh damn I have to clean out the shit out of my bowl from last time's ramen urgh it's hard masturbating to cinemax when you dont have cinemax * DarkDawg rubs his penis along the walls and moans wanna knwo what i did with it and sql sever 7 made a relational databse of all the hot girls in my school :) SELECT * from women where RATING = "10" i just got a fucked up icq Hi my name is Alex I am a 25 year old male crossdresser who enjoys wearing soft silk lingerie and women's panties as well as pantyhose.. I am bi curious and will talk to anyone. damnit dood this conversation is making me limp and im trying to masturbate with a full bladder YAY! I got my shit packed finally hey guess what? do you like mice? well if you put a mouse in a microwave for 3mins. they explode! wow this is interesting so my mom went to see what smelled and the tell was hanging from the top of the microwave oh my GOD yea i know -Istrain- [TG/#bye] uh oh -Istrain- [TG/#bye] i just found out when a fart is more than a fart -Istrain- [TG/#bye] :( -Istrain- [TG/#bye] bbiab :( HEY ITS 5:42 TIME FOR THE RITUALISTIC MASTURBATION * DaRoach takes down his pants * DaRoach gets out the candles he's just an uncontrollably horny adolescent give him a break :P you were like him.. except his penis does most of his thinking i was never like him :( i was never horny do no tlie i went straight from shy child to nerdy adult alright, there was some porn involved but thats different i would kill every last one of you for a pizza, jennifer love hewitt, and a 453 day weekend i want a 453 day weekend too actually you would get a 453 day weekend for killing all of us...but you wouldn't get jennifer love hewitt or a pizza you'd get to 'pick up the soap' you'd be someone's bitch you'd be chong's bitch YOU'D BE CHONG'S BITCH YOU'RE ALREADY SOMEONES BITCH YOU'RE YOUR DADDY'S BITCH its on my belt in back uh i'll bet you wear your pants backwards, for the zipper...making it 'easy access' hehe i wish there stupid IMAC had the internet did i ever tell you why i wanted a team called the "Nads"? so when they're winning the crowd will cheer "GO NADS GO NADS GO NADS" Nads just got sacked how nutty hey fuckers, how come my other machine won't show up on the network? :( chris: your network? did you set up a hub? chris didnt even think to specify an ip address for his machines probably not or give them names or even installing a network card he puts them next to each other, boots up, and scratches his head ugh ugh, work compooter, ugh ugh ugh ugh!!!! me thump if you no work! *** Xplosive has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) he thumped his computer :( i love the smell of fixer I just wanna drink gallons of it everytime I sniff it they have to strap me down to keep me from doing it * Istrain hears a thud sound oh hhe i locked the door mom must be home DAMN she had a key :( * Kermy can't wait to play Mario 64 and Zelda 64 on his computer * DaRoach can't wait to see " god damn it, it fucked up and i had to reformat" * Istrain hears sounds of rednecks * Istrain hears lots of beeping Springer must be on I want a climax * DaRoach is going to be happy for a long time now :) )(@*#)(@*#)(*#$(*&#$LKJ)(DUFLJ#W mario - why * suzy` pats mario:) mario realized he does in fact have a penis ah _I_ knew that and he went "you son of a bitch" me: "you motherfucking asshole" and he left hehe sounds like me and kevin "Hey, Kevin. Gotten laid yet?" "yeah, like you have" sounds like me and my mom ( ){ @ @ }( ) hehe figure that one out someone... that's a ... peeking... fuck... through or between something * Xplosive scratches his head. thats justin peeking out of his moms cha cha before he was born, looking at all the nurses and masturbating I AM WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL.... A RETARD 3e43345346254\ DarkDawg: was that hex? hex? verbal: no, he missed his shift key *** DarkDawg was kicked by Istrain (3e43345346254\ TO YOU TOO!) *** DarkDawg (Darkwolf@s-s7-p2-85132.saber.net) has joined #bye DarkDawg: oops, I thought you were semi-intelligent for a second did you go up the world trade center? no they wanted $12 for that i spent my $12 on a fake rolex =/ you can buy the best shit out of briefcases in new york uh er um I a man of many words what's flash? neff a bunch of guys go around in a truck and hang there ass out the window * Istrain urinates on kevin ah dman it, oo warm Raj- - whats the most you've seen someone make exiting RIT with an IT degree? aphex: big macs he said IT, not philosophy Aphex > starting 55K What corner were they dealing from? My dad had me go to the victoria secret show *** fnord_ has quit IRC (Leaving) he got pissed and left when he saw how small the screen is on Real Player *** Dreadnut changes topic to 'BEER: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1869' i think i'll take out a loan invest in the stock market with what as collateral? your computer? what if the stocks go down? we'd never see you again i know :[ DO IT DO IT DO IT i dreamt some of the wierdest shit everything was so complex one story gracefully tied into the next i had a dream that i fell asleep in shanes lap and he started raping my ear WHY CANT I DO THAT MORE OFTEN? er NO FUCK do you ever dream that you shoot out of the top of the washington monument and then land in a lake and frolic with dolphins I DO ALL THE TIME!@# thats a common homosexual dream damnit i was just wondering if you had it i don't then *** kowch (mookow@p2.t0.rio.com) has joined #bye YES CHRIS AND I FUCKED THE BIRD FURIOUSLY IS THAT AMUSING? NO OK THAT'S NOT FUNNY SO HOW THE FUCK that van shit is hilarious htough IS WHAT I SAID AMUSING um, i happened to /join at a bad time .j cybersex that's sad nobody likes yellow sickened corpses they want young sexy coeds you hormonally-imbalanced fucks MY DADDY BOUGHT ME SOME HUGGIES BUTT WIPES damnit my pickle fell off www.kkk.com yea i just went there nasty shit "welcome to our wonderful peaceful KKK page!" jeff: i can imagine shane a member one day if he isn't already I doubt it. They do have _some_ standards. yeah u have to be racist i hate those kind of people that ask you to leave their store after you make amess everywhere i can't wait to get back home i can kick chris in the nuts again that sound painful for chris he's perfectly fine with me kicking him in the nuts.. right, chris? fuck you. i didn't want kids anyway. * Istrain is away, putting on my underwear (let's see) yellow spot in front, brown spot in back? my mommas so stupid she didn't put me up for adoption er your mommas and while i was in line i was looking at the list of movies and thinking of other names for them like oriface space shes all fat jaw opener the savior formally knows as prince of egypt comeback My Favorite Moron A Simple Action A Civil Plan Massage In A Bottle You Got Nailed man, that's so nasty was that blue snot or something? what? fnord: did you have any of that elmer's blue gel glue? usually if i eat too much of it my snot turns blue and my ears on tv you should probably drink some water oh forget i said anything then and...you have a problem with giving head? to guys, yeah.. to girls no (= uh....girls dont have a head yeah but you can lick'em at least down there that is so that can be considered sorta know how much l1 cache a p3 has? someone fucken tell me damnit are you going to get a tattoo the l1 cache amount of a p3 on your peepee? too bad my sentence didn't make sense uh huh now i just look dumb THATS WHY I NEED TO FUCKEN KNOW no thats reserved for the brand of his motherboard but it has to be a four-letter word like soyo, abit, or asus or tyan because he wants 1 inch per letter and that's all that will fit you suck. :D c====) ^^ burrito you eat some fucked up burritos. doesn't look quite right does it you suck. :D c====) sierra calls them burritos SCAN NOW hehe first i have to find my scanner it is on this desk someplace oh my cleaning method rocks! * Istrain throws everything that is on the scanner on the floor oops i heard glass * Istrain shrugs i bet you woke up kr0n in the middle of the night by lapping at his anus that's how vira made *my* childhood interesting 'look what i got mommy' *FLASH* 'AHHHHHHHHH' john wanna buy a cd64 a what? is that an n64 rom cd burner/reader? FUCK YOU no thanks what is it danny tip never become a merchant "good evening sir, would you like to buy a.. *pass out for no apparent reason*" lego taught me that there is a supreme balance amongst all living creatures, and the harmony one must possess in order to keep in balance you're stupid. you're incredibly stupid. * Xplosive` brands "i'm a retard" to mario's forehead. I'd like to see bill gates dead = I'll drink to that bah ;) you wouldn't be chatting on the net right now if it wasn't for bill gates exactly DOWN WITH BILL GATES <__axis> possiblity is irrelevant <__axis> because <__axis> anything is possible <__axis> except me getting laid hello anyone here? anyone interesting? Blondieee: meet Willie, my one eyed friend scary dont tease him most of us have two eyes sorry or he'll spit on you gross i don't like saliva don't worry my dick only spits out sperm especially from one-eyed people i'm getting off this channel you are sick iode: you have an annoying habit of telling my parents sensitive information iode: in the future, please consider carefully whether the pleasure of telling mom something incredible balances with the trouble it will cause me i found some picture of some girl and some guy in my trig book it sucks this sucks you suck i just have really really bad diarrhea all the time cause yous ass is all pluged up from being rammed no shit im full of shit, piss & vinegar jeff: eat some baking soda and become a science project my god they sell cdroms with useless software bundled in jeff was my date last year he sucked didnt say a word :( just stood around and kept waving his hand in these weird gestures sure, maybe he was trying to tell me something but all got to be too much. didnt even tell me how good i looked :( * DaRoach cries anal masturbation is not the answer i'll bet you have all goat shit in the six inches between your ears. i'll bet you have all goat shit in the six inches between your ears. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA i'll bet you have all goat shit in the six inches between your ears. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i'll bet you have all goat shit in the six inches between your ears. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA i'll bet you have all goat shit in the six inches between your ears. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i just tried to drink a thing of raquetballs mmm... hershey's nuggets mmmm... fecal matter... mmm... anal penetration *** chuck (~djinn@panther.worthlink.net) has joined #bye wherd chuck go? *** chuck has quit IRC (changing servers) he is in the channel <_TeC_> GS, you think sex is over-rated? yes sir <_TeC_> in what ways...let's talk about it uh, twas a bit of a let down <_PhAnTaSm> There is this girl in my class that looks like claire danes. there is this girl in my class that looks like a great dane. what do i do to make it work ctl-alt-del twice quickly *** sOOz-E-Q has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) *** sOOz-E-Q (smo5282@d113-l075.rh.rit.edu) has joined #rit sOOz-E-Q: did you hit ctl-alt-del ? you neee to die mine is stiff at 1/500th The women must not like you, then. when my kids are 8, im gong to butt fuck them i hear the new polish navy has glass bottom boats to see the old polish navy all three of em are gonna get fired, just wait and see hehe ehhe hahahha hahah hahahahah uh it's not *that* funny dumbas * KoW projectile vomits with joy its going to be hard to fart after i have anul sex for the first time i forgot which one is witch long ago i hate 56k modems especially when we don't have fiber optics and it feels like connecting at whatever speed it wants to * PitBu|| points and laffs at cassie * holykow pulls pitbu||s finger * PitBu|| farts on istrain * Istrain food er * Istrain is away: [food] smartmouf wanna go out? bugger all, i dunno, fnord_ damn it, rejected by a bot today's the grand opening of albertsons. the new one. there was a ribbon and all. the ukiah high cheerleaders were there, and dr phil gary. and mr richardson. i didn't see anyone else. uh dude, they just sell food for christs sake wtf? they moved, fuckwad. to the old kmart. i know they moved oh, yeah, jim mastin was there. mayor of ukiah. wow theres a mayor? yeah. does he do anything? this Albertson's has new features that the other ones don't internet access? not like that escalator? yeah in a one story building yeah. great glass elevator? robot cashiers? whoever becomes president next is going to have some mighty large shoes to fill. or a mighty intern to fill i want to make another funny log. * no-one grins. FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY log that don't fill my log with bullshit, fucker. model = anyone that is willing to take her clothes off for me desperate = anyone that is willing to take her clothes off for you i already went in search of cock i mean god damn what????? that came out REALLY wrong *** Dreadnut changes topic to ' i already went in search of cock' i went to that thing in the topic SHIT DAMMIT take that off oh the truth comes out i feel like it only went half way.. ypu my dog liked it i have a fuckin pimple on my lower back fuck u stupid fuckin mini-orb of pain *** Seraphic was kicked by DarkSpiff (Flood! See ya later slut!) uh oh darkspiff has a death wish *** Seraphic (sisters2@stl-wa51-33.ix.netcom.com) has joined #zero Slut? That I object to whoops, darkspiff is in for a world o' hurt * fnord_ runs for cover * Seraphic growls * rc0-gkbgk seeps into the cracks * vira shimmers slightly into intangibility dibs on her scrotum since when do girls have scrotums? vira: rupaul. *** aphex changes topic to '/\_oIo_/\' what's that! huh! huh! *** positive changes topic to '_/\{o}/\_' ooh i get it it's a flower? fuk u bich mcds rulz i wil kik ur as fag!!!! *** Joins: LEET_CAPS (__________@wtrb-sh1-port81.snet.net) hi what does ops do ? *** LEET_CAPS was kicked by KoW (it does this.) *** Joins: LEET_CAPS (__________@wtrb-sh1-port81.snet.net) oh wow that's why i'm not going. you, your hair, and all our stuff wouldn't fit in the trunk I FORGOT TO WAKE UP * Istrain kicks jeff in the fingers * Istrain smashes jeffs nuts oh wait i got that backwards * Istrain kicks jeff in the nuts * Istrain smashes jeffs fingers i have womanly feartures but i am still male Anyone know of a unkown bug in windows? bananas are good for potassium no theyr'e not. if you toss them in water, they don't blow up they suck i hate this isp with all of my inner chickens heart and soul. and guts asa: W'hoo. You know, they used to call me Peat the Ass Pirate. :P some weird homeless guy chased me he was yelling all theses weird things * ZED licks christal in the face like a puppy dog ewwww I need something salty and bitter like your face :( my face isnt salty and bitter *sniff* here, let me pea on you * ZED snickers oh man, I better leave like no now *** ZED (zed@chipsworld.llamas.net) has left #warez-paige lol hehehe let me taste *lick* it tastes like zed! ewww i'd recognize that taste anywhere! oh shit never mind look what just went on in icq: justin> where can i get a book like unix for dummies or teach yourself unix in 24 hr's? me> the bookstore, and i'm dubious i should even help you at all since you can't muster up the common sense needed to tell you that YOU FIND BOOKS AT THE GOD DAMN BOOKSTORE to go to class or not to go to class i skipped today in fact i'm skipping righ tnow!!!! wasting your parents money like that... shameful! it's my parents money and i can do whatever the hell i want with it i'm not an idot what did you people do for entertainment before i typed /j #bye for the first time? sierra: had intelligent conversations some retard asked me to check if his shell's eggable...so i log in, and it's a mother fucking bbs. man, my brothers eyeliner was running the other day i was taking a shit once, and i looked out threw the crack and there was this retarded go masturbating in the middle of the bathroom i have to wear briefs, because when i wear boxers and i get a raging hard-on, and i start to run, if i hit a wall, i hit it penis first. i walked out the door form open labb..and i was like..shit...who hit me in the face witha snowball..then i wa like..heh..who did it again..then i wsa liek..man..they keep doin it!!...then i realized that thete must be tons of angro ppl up on the building chuckin mass amounts of snowballs at me...then i FINALLY realized..THAT IT IS RAINING..YES..NOT SNOWING..BUT IT IS RAINING SNOWBALLS!!!!!!!!! well that was fun and amuzing amusing or amazing not amuzing dumbass uh you spelled amusing wrong oh wait i did amuse + ing = amusing dammit i'm so fucking stupi d We found no matches for keywords: "porn". Below are results for the keywords include "born". If you prefer, you may try another search. STUPID AMAZON Pornographers, The (1966) Reel.com does not offer this movie on video at this time. dickweeds I WANT PORN! It normally means I like a person if I don't get all horny and shit about them. Just want to be around them. i love YOOOOOOO i love you too neff * awaken_ bends over for Neff * awaken_ spreads his buttcheeks come on * Neff shaves awaken. stick me with that bent banana! your ass is too hairy, sir you get off to hairy ass :( i can't navigate sure you can just use your nose here uh ill fart to make it easier just follow the ripples in space and time! hehe i'm hungry go away you stupid moth! * awaken_ smacks the moth that just farted on his hand whenever a moth touches you it feels like you're being farted on anyone know where the nearest back of van store is? once in grand central i was with a friend and we were waiting for a kid called mike and he's yellin pretty loud MIKE and im like dood how many mikes do you think there are in here and he says i dunno i tell him "half the people in here are mikes, the other half consists of bob's" and some guy turns around and says "huh?" when yur overclocking a celeron 300a, does the mb have to support up to what you want to set it at? uh clay you're a fucking moron i've never overclocked anything "when you buy a monitor, does the cable have to be able to fit in the back of a video card?" "when you buy a mouse, do you have to press buttons for the clicky sounds?" cuz like i could set it higher than what the manual says it supports "when you want to shave your flock of sheep, does that mean they won't have any hair on their backs for a while?" "when you eat food, does that mean you have to swallow it in order to digest it?" "when you're thirsty, does that mean you need to drink some liquid?" "when you're stupid, does that mean you're a goat like clay?" "when you smell bad, does a shower usually clean you up?" "when you have bad eyesight, do glasses have to fit your prescription in order to provide optimal vision?" ok let's start with number #1 of those questions and go down all the way to #8 DUH.. DUH.. DUH.. DUH.. DUH.. DUH.. DUH.. DUH!!!!!! i guess that's a yes no it's a DUH!!!!!!!! i have been kicked in the nuts throughout my life. man... now that i think about it... i've had atleast one good kick once a year since i moved up here. hey sierra make a fool of yourself im bored hm hahahah jeff you sick fuck. what? it's a perfectly legitimate request, and he's fully capable of fulfilling it those computer poetry are the best those computer poetry are the best? wow i'm stupid with stupid people grammar my dick looks like a deformed banana my penis has 4 finger groves in the left side ok that is just wrong if i got a webcam, i'd point it at a empty chair and make it look like i had a life. if you don't get in there and get dirty or wet you're not doing it right. bend over kelnar * Kelnar puts on the steel briefs. * Luv2Shoot puts on the armor piercing cock been long time sence last i say you UPDATE QUOTES, FUCKER. it's been over a week. i'm going to die. say funny shit funnyshit funny you can't even say funny shit without fucking up you two are stupid. course, I'm typing with both hands word of advice, don't eat old sausage do you have cavhub? yes i have it as in the fact that i have obtained it, and that it is in my keeping, but i do not have it in the way that i directly possess it, nor do i have it in my direct keeping FUCK YOU AND YOUR FANCY LANGUAGE. * no-one 's brain fries. some dude on the worlds most amazing videos had his head stuck up an elephants asshole and he got it out and it was sopping wet i bet he smelled like petunias i bet he smelled like elephant shit and elephant cum, if the elephant was homosexual it'd be funny if another elephant started buttfucking the one he had his head stuck in he'd get rammed down the anus I don't think hed fine it very funny shoved all the way up there i don't think the elephant whose ass he was in would find it funny either be all "FUCK! PULL OUT!" and the other elephant would be all "DAMN BITCH, YOU GOT TIGHTER" there once was a boy named tik who had a fabulous nine inch dick it's head was shaped like a 'shroom he thought he sat on a broom but it was really neff's big ol' stick :D neff that was beautiful dont ever let me think about that again i'm trying to stretch my blatter out, make it so i don't have to piss so much i figure the best way to do it is drink a bunch at once, and hold it as long as i can HEY JEFF ARE YOU GOING TO GRADUATION? no JEFF DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP FOR GRADUATION WHEN HE GRADUATED damn it. HE HAS A JEFF FREDRICKSON REAL DOLL HE SET IT UP TO LOOK LIKE HE WAS THERE SO HE COULD SLEEP i have a boner. * no-one` shows it to everyone. hmm. It's usually not THAT bad. damnit....quit talking about your penis ..PitBu||: it's my pride and joy. i just picked up a coke can and took this big swig this fucking thing has been here for days mellanie fuck me * Mellanie gets out her whip and chains, gazing over at Xplosive >:) whoa.. COME ON PEOPLE I NEED SHIT THAT WILL HELP what help? mental? exactly. er HI salut, KoW dont call me a slut daed: and my pussy yelled "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING DAD. DON'T BEAT ME UP LIKE THAT COZ YOU WILL NEVER BE THE MAN MY GRANDMOTHER WAS" and then the pussies dad said "jee brucie, why are you so fruity?" have you ever crossed your legs and kicked yourself in the balls? i just did :/ (root@disdain):/mp3# dd if=/dev/hdc of=mp3-1.img dd is neat. i suggest you all use it. it would take you roughly 242 clicks to make an image of a cd where it takes me 27 keystrokes. and if you think about it, 27 keystrokes for someone who types 110wpm alphanumerically a very short amount of time compared to your clicks and waits! ATAPI device hdc: Error: Illegal request -- (Sense key=0x05) Illegal mode for this track or incompatible medium -- (asc=0x64, ascq=0x00) hdc: command error: status=0x51 { DriveReady SeekComplete Error } hdc: command error: error=0x54 end_request: I/O error, dev 16:00 (hdc), sect erm., apparently i have a problem. AHA! it'll take you more than 27 keystrokes compared to my 250 clicks. * Xplosive kicks daed in the nuts. SHUT UP....YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS QUIT CORRECTING THE WAY I SPELL MASTERBATE....JUST CAUSE I CAN"T SPELL IT DOESN"T MEAN I CAN"T DO IT LIKE A PRO * KoW gives justin a paintball * fnord_ takes the paintball and smashes it against justin's forehead * KoW slaps jeff across the face * DarkDawg cleans up * Xplosive masturbates. * Mellanie covers her eyes. * sierra flips off all that is pissing him off this may take awhile i was so fucked up last night, i couldn't keep an erection. i just farted and i felt the sound vibrations in the chair * Xplosive wins. you're a dumbass naw well yeah but not really i jub you vera much cassina I JUB YOU MORE AIMEE hehehe nuh uh you hush * CoW backhands you * Kermy rolls his eyes Lesbians... *** Xtreme1!rryll@edm-ab3-39.netcom.ca joined #bye @<11:23:25 PM> hey what's up GO AWAY *** Xtreme1!rryll@edm-ab3-39.netcom.ca left #bye @<11:24:13 PM> wow ;) hehe, at camp i wrote "i'm so hungry i could drink a barrel of piss, eat the barrel and then eat the horse that pissed in it" and showed it to this girl and she made this "OH SICK" face and shoved me out of the way and threw the paper at me * fnord_ grins that is sick :P i rock tech support rocks except when stupid people ask perfectly sane questions and i get lost then i hate it and i say "PENALTY HOLD FOR 5 MINUTES" and i put them on hold walk-through setup for G3 god no she doesn't know how to use a mac either i'm feeling pretty shitty right now * DaRoach thinks quick * DaRoach hangs up that was close * your butt itches * my butt does not itch * your butt is moldy then :/ * my butt is not moldy * your mom braids your butthair though * my mom does not braid my butthair *** DJCrom changed nickname -> his * his mom does too braid it, ive seen it I've got lenses. They kick bottom. you mean "ass" Oh. I'e got ass. They kick bottom. fucking shit only in america would we create a mask that'd send electric pulses through your muscles to flex them and get a workout without doing shit. woah shit they made that? delx: yeah. i want a workout without doing shit how much $ ? delx: get a mask. delx: i don't know... well if it costs more than $13.27 im fucked because im damned broke the only jokes he pisses his pants about in laughter are mine. take for example, this one: hmm... confident, are we? if humans werent supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? uh. that wasnt my joke anyway. one time, i was going to the post office with kevin, and we see this cop walking down the street, just about to get in his car, so we drive past him, and kevin tells me what he saw out of his rear view mirror "god damn, that fat ass can't even fit in the car..." "what the fuck happened to him after he passed the weight limit in the academy?" he started going off about a fat cop that couldn't fit in his cop car. Random Fact: "No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple." according to a dictionary, liver rhymes with silver. wel lthe dictionary is wrong my scripts are always right :) OK, GO TELL WEBSTER HE'S WRONG. websteer's a small little black man with a drug problem like HE knows how to rhyme uh...you forget, you fuckwad...little black people with crack problems are the people that know how to rhyme...look at fucking dr dre. or ice cube. uhm im talking about sitcom actors not gansta rappers +g oh chris? you here? CHRRIIIISS hehe chris is a retard so are you you suck i just ate lunch alone in a room full of 18 year old girls with short short shorts and skirts and tight shirts FUCK where? there you are bitch thought you could hide well fuck you i enjoy that "nobody's at the office and i just took a shit" feeling. i also want to see dick i don't want to know about your gay porn fantasies. * Xplosive wins. its a movie you dork eek a movi of your dick? ew. must be a short film i was in the process of phonesex, and my stepfather was listening the entire time. they changed there minds 'their' HEY, YOU FUCKING IDIOT...NOW YOU'VE GOT PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES SPEAKING ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE CORRECTING YOUR DUMB ASS. I think it's third language. I'm supposed to have Icelandic as second. HEY, YOU FUCKING IDIOT...NOW YOU'VE GOT PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES SPEAKING ENGLISH AS A THIRD LANGUAGE CORRECTING YOUR DUMB ASS. * DaRoach is away, lying down [TG] * DaRoach is away, lying down [TG] * DaRoach is away, lying down [TG] damn it i like to lay down a lot brb i smell snmoke someone was smoking and the a/c carried the smell to the living room justin: your neighbor is smoking right next to your ac? you're being stalked man he's waiting for you to drop something then he'll be all "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL PIGGY!" and assram you no it is my mom';s rommemate type person's daughter roommate * DaRoach backspaces then she'll be all "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL PIGGEH!" and stick a broom up your ass also possible things for her to yell out: "RAMMING SPEEEEEEEEEED" "TARGET SIGHTED" "LOADING TORPEDO" er You are one sick trekkie. whoa, my nipples are erect egads i could stab someboddys eye out wanna come too jeff?! no why not? i'll be busy getting drunk, stoned and laid liar :P ok i'll be busy getting drunk and stoned that's about 500% more believable now *** Signoff: Trunkz (FUCKING MOM) i have executed my god given right as an america and peed in my backyard the cats seemed confused as to what i was doing but i'm sure in their heads they were thinking "thats right... you PROVE youre an america!" an american i mean, you're damned house is like a mini-fry's computer parts scattered around the place friendly people when you come in almost nothing works i've been a winner all my life. no chris, that's a 'weiner' all your life i assume someone in this house is a retard besides me mario's the only good lookin' one around here Especially in the dark. in the dark, after 65 beers and abag on his head <^aL> I like this channel why? <^aL> when you guys aren't mean ;\ oh its really hard to do my homework when i have to keep leaving my desk due to large farts i'm back, so you all can feel better now why do i feel worse? because you're so far away from me. all the way across the country. now i feel better for some reason <_hAZE_> Wow. <_hAZE_> I just ripped a 5.1 fartquake. easy come easy go easy cum easy blow that's what i always say ah fuck i was scratching a bump on my hand without realizing i was using the tip of my pen to do it now i have ink all over me @m nakedkp I BET YOU'D ENJOY A HOT MEAT INJECTION HOT BEEF INJECTION meat beaf.. same fucking thign beaf ahaha HAHAHAH BEAF BEAF, IT"S WHATS FOR DINNERGHAHGAHHAHA @m nakedkp BEAF, ITS WHATS FOR DINER, NOW OPEN UP BITCH AND TAKE IT ALL. um..no hablas espanol good fako though i got a call and i said "thank you for calling saber net, this is mario, how may i help you?" and the person on the other line goes "cuevas?" "what?" "mario cuevas?" "uh..." "this is mr. johnson!" i don't know how he recognized my voice unless i talk in my sleep damnit my pickle fell off well.. it did once i put it back in the buns though it tasted damn good he sucked all the juice out of his pickle, before gobbling it down. * kie thwaps her rather disobedient keyboard. kie: my keyboard suck too :( sierra: there's a difference, she probably didn't get cum in hers to make the keys stick. i love that stuff. :) I need a certain advice but nobody looks like to give fuck <_hAZE_> My pubic hair is over an inch long, I need to shave it. what the hell is taking so much space on my C drive? porn no that is on my D drive, uh, I mean I don't have porn on my harddrive * Istrain does his happy masturbation dance When I grow up, I won't remember that. Hopefully. <_hAZE_> I will. <_hAZE_> Unfortunately. being human is so... limiting are you calling me stupid? no, i'm calling you limited not you, specifically, though what i'm calling stupid is a broader collective of which you are part a part uh... QUIT FUCKING CALLING ME STUPID. what are the fucking systums anyway? symptoms symptoms of fucking. stiffness, throwing up. throbbing sensation. Chris, do you have even ONE sensitive bone in your body? yes. Just one then? it's protected by a cup most of the time though. it's pretty sensitive. i just put my foot in my mouth.. somehoe somehow but i dunno what the fuck i did fuck thank god he isn't turned on by man boobies.. otherwise he'd be all over me :( sierra's a fags name I'M NOT A FUCK, FAG. my roommate is torturing his gf showing her nekkid pics of you? yes, well, but i offered him nekkid pics of you and he liked those better, so he started using them that's when she really started screaming course, something that size would make anyone scream yeah, i've never seen genital warts that big kevin and i worked today for about 3 hours...we got paid $80 :D for 6 hours of work, from both of us...we got $80 :D knees sore? Im a virgin compared to a 90 year old hooker youre a virgin a 90 year old hooker? that's sick uh.. gee thanks for that image mario what, did i kill your boner? no when i pull down my pants, my pubic afro overtakes my head afro and no one can see me through all the hair... mmm my dinner ruled * fnord_ punches sierra in the stomach, making him vomit it all over * fnord_ eats it while it's still fresh mmm sierra's dinner ruled that's sick you're just jealous because i had a delicious dinner You shoulda seen yourself tuck-tail and run away like a little girl, today... hehehehehe Spamanda: you aimed for muh nuts, i ain't going to stand there...that'd be retarded. I DID NOT AIM FOR YOUR NUTS! If I was aiming for your nuts, I woulda gotten out a telescope or a magnifying glass or something. my family sucks dick. well, my sisters rule leaves nbo questions as to why his sisters rule 98 out of 400 of the forbes richest people live in california 49 are in ny 98 out of 400 of the forbes richest people say "it's the cheese" 49 like rats there is something i want to do first get laid? no well grow a brain? yeah but not yet no even the guy that works at taco bell looks out for kevin.. we drove up to the window tonight, and the guy says "you know, this shit isn't healthy" he said that. "this shit" i laughed, because it was funny...to hear an employee of a company badmouth the shit they sell. it was funny enough not to get me mad about their messup on our order. i ordered rootbeer, not pepsi i got pepsi. <_hAZE_> This lady offered me a tech support job at Budwesier. =) but uh why does budwesier need tech support? "my beer wont open." pascal's triangle is used for multiplying binomials out to certain powers... i.e: do (a+b)^27 without using pascal's triangle... * DaRoach is away, headache [TG] he has a circus in his pants mostly a frerak show i'm comfortable. NO FUCKING WAY RIGHT WHEN I GET REALLY, REALLY COMFORTABLE, I NEED TO PISS. MOTHER FUCKING... you may be high priest but jeff is either bob or first discble descyple uh hmm... stop hurting yourself, justin hire a translater have him sit next to your computer and type when you need a spanish translation thats what i did * DaRoach pets Raul to be bill gates' kid is like hitting the sperm lottery. jeff who is kirby? kirby is a foul creature of evil i see does he ever go on here he is everyhere he is the essence of evil he is the corporeal manifestation of all that is bad in the world hehe ok ok he's your bed buddy i get it I'M SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS I COULD JUST BUST OUT INTO A MASSIVE MASTURBATION SESSION WITH MY BIG TOE. * dead_end is away [ Is trying to find out what the fuck smells like oatmeal and WHY it smells like oatmeal ] maybe you should wipe your ass next time you take a shit. oo i don;t have a dot here, looks liek a comma let's see.. predictions of summer activities in this channel. chris: masturbating. justin: masturbating to shemales while trying to cyber them. mario: kicking his computer. sierra: being an idiot.. jeff: laughing at sierra's idiocy. damn it SHE WAS NOT A SHE-0MALE MOTHER FUCKER! * Xplosive becomes erect. god, i love that ability... you must have a microsoft penis big heavy expensive then you realize most of that is the manual and it ends up not working right and it crashes when its about to do something good AAA [Anony!Anonymous@oceana1076.nasoceana.navy.mil] a/s/l? ..(msg[anony]) HEY, ASSMASTER, GET OFF IRC WHEN YOU'RE BEING PAID BY MY TAX DOLLARS AND GO BLOW UP SOME GAY ASS COUNTRY. hrmms heeh hehe i love farting you can't see the top of my desk anyway....just a big pike of shit with a monitor sticking out :) something smells like shit... mom must be cooking again. * Cowboy_Up groand damnit i hate when i break myt nose Wu^wear!Darkdata@HSE-Montreal-ppp19410.qc.sympatico.ca do u rip dvds? > Wu^wear no. Wu^wear!Darkdata@HSE-Montreal-ppp19410.qc.sympatico.ca siteop? > Wu^wear no. Wu^wear!Darkdata@HSE-Montreal-ppp19410.qc.sympatico.ca currier? > Wu^wear no. Wu^wear!Darkdata@HSE-Montreal-ppp19410.qc.sympatico.ca what do u do? > Wu^wear masturbate. ya know... when i was in elementary school, i remember thinking about how old i'd be when the year 2000 came around.. i thought i would be so old.. i mean, 23.. that's darned old when youre like 8 or 9... kie: i figured i'd be flying around in a car and i am just not the way i imagined i'll shove a fire flower up your ass dylan I'll impale you on a spear made of thorn bushes then i'll rape your cattle and burn your mom i'll grin and bare it then i'll rape your sisters, dig up your grandpa and eat his corpse i'll grin and bare it then i'll skin your snake collection and make some boots i'll steal your stamp collection and make a tacky suit out of it NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU!@#()*#)$(*#$ i'll pee on your backstreet boys collection and make a tacky suit out of it i'll wipe my ass on your hanson collection no one will destroy my 98 degrees collection! * dead_end is eating Cooler Ranch chips with Frito Jalapeno Cheddaer cheese dip and two Pop Tarts. * DaRoach shoots at jesses 98 degrees collection with a cd launcher loaded with 'n syncs christmas albums :( * DaRoach is eating dylan grampa corpse chips with tart marrow and slushy worm grandpa aint so grand now, is he? i'll help will do things he really can;t what? like grab his dick? i wanted too QUICK GIVE ME A CREATIVE WITTY INSULT! "you suck" YOU SUCK! i've got my own palm pilot. ... my penis. dont you hate when tehre is a pimple inside of your nose and you search around to try to find it and then you discover its on the outside :( then it looks like yew were pickin yer nose the whole time and then you tell a channel like #bye about it and get proper treatment for doing so Hey DiscoDog [THWAP!] tequilla gooda that mkes me feel better on the type of stuff ya somethign along thoe lines and my mom was talking to some of the workers there, that she's known for a long time telling them how responsible i was and shit... BOY DO I HAVE HER FOOLED. "i can leave him home and we can go off for a weekend, no problems." AHHAA just don't come home unexpectedly... or early. i can't movew jeff sucks he can't move he's broke his neck sucking himself off * prine wins * prine does his happy happy win dance * Xplosive does his "lose, lose and kick sierra in the nuts" dance. * prine does his ah fuck, he kicked me in teh nuts dance" ugh, i hate it when i take a big shit and get my balls all wet justin in coveralls, farmer's hat, chewing on tobacco holding a beer he spits, "i done that" i did i have done that at one time no that is not right he says he's worn coveralls, a farmer's hat, and was chewing tobacco and holding a beer at one time i have doen that before fuck you jackass yerb; let's phone bone, i've got a prepaid phone card in one hand and my hard cock in the other. my erection has neared perfection. o/~ DEAF POWER o/~ why the fuck do you make me do all this shit while i'm trying to download porn!~? because i'm to busy downloading porn hey kaylie do you have a "clit?" Hey kermy want to come see if I do? nah don't want to die from the stench haha why do guys always say that about girls ok its not like you guys taste good or smell good so i'd shut my mouth if i were you <_hAZE_> Uh. <_hAZE_> I've sucked quite a bit of penis. <_hAZE_> And I happen to enjoy it. <_hAZE_> So maybe it's a problem with YOU. *** fnord2 (jrf4789@grace.isc.rit.edu) has joined channel #bye good evening jeff fuck off jeff there now it's balances if i see it, i quote it i have a similar thinking style to masturbating if i see it, i masturbate to it i always cry when i watch the transformers cartoon. i cry because the decepticons kick the shit out of the other guys i cried when i watched the princess bride...when andre the giant comes out to fight. and you're calling me stupid? i'm not stupid, you fucking idiot...i'm emotionally enhanced. i cry when i watch volkswagen commercials too. yeh, chicks are now born with dd tits and makeup on their faces now. i've taken many a drug and look where it got me * dead_end wipes the drool off his shirt. my druango is wrecked just a little mudriding accdient that involved a rock and a tree oh shit are you dead? * Bascha farts on prine * prine` farts on julia you call that a fart come on! * prine` tries harder * prine` shits all over julia aaahhh! oops, tried to hard you fucker! hehehe * Bascha jumps on sierra and smaears in all over him how ya like them apples! (_/_) ~ (_I_) ~ (_\_) ~ (_I_) ~ (_o_) (_/_) ~ (_I_) ~ (_\_) ~ (_I_) ~ 8 ugh man, where are my grades? Sex Ed: F- English: Si Computer Arts: @ Sign Language: See Teacher Liberal Art: FUCK YOU! I WILL NOT BE FORCED TO USE A LETTER BETWEEN A - F! Z! Z YOU GET! I AM THE LIBERATOR! there are your grades bitch